Hello everybody!

[jacoby]

I'm new here. I posted on a different forum but tragically I got permabanned for posting a picture of my shaft to a gay dude. (No, I'm not gay myself)

Other then that incident, my e-rep is squeaky clean. I look to start over on a new forum with new members.

Shit you should know about me:

I am a Houston Rockets fan (I hope there's a Sports board)
I found this site randomly via Google
I live in NYC.
I'm a down to earth feller and am eager to post with my new buddies here at escapistmagazine.

Questions?

 

[FalloutJack]

Hello.


You are quite doom'd now.

 

[Total LOLige]

Welcome. Stay out of the basement.

You know the first line is kind of like you're a sex offender telling your new neighbors that you're ea sex offender.

 

[krazykidd]

Welcome . First piece of advice "Beware of dog Daystar" . He will derail any thread on his path . He is very good at it , how he does it nobody knows . Also if you want to stay sane , stay clear of the politics forums.

I hope you have a great st.... Wait did you say you were a Houston Rockets fan? Gtfo you not welcomes here ...

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Joke , joke . Have fun .

 

[jacoby]

Welcome . First piece of advice "Beware of dog Daystar" . He will derail any thread on his path . He is very good at it , how he does it nobody knows . Also if you want to stay sane , stay clear of the politics forums.

I hope you have a great st.... Wait did you say you were a Houston Rockets fan? Gtfo you not welcomes here ...

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Joke , joke . Have fun .

Oh lawd. Please enlighten me on who your favorite team is.

 

[jacoby]

Do I seriously need to fill out the captchas every post I make? That's seriously lame man.

 

[Judgement101]

Do I seriously need to fill out the captchas every post I make? That's seriously lame man.

Nah, it seems to just be random most of the time. Don't worry, it isn't there for every post.

 

[Ruedyn]

Do I seriously need to fill out the captchas every post I make? That's seriously lame man.

On the bright side, it sometimes relates to the post.

Also, I don't understand why you would send a picture of your dick to someone just because they're gay.

 

[Rose and Thorn]

Your opening sentence made you sound bad/stupid/a little homophobic. You should have explained it a little better or not have mentioned it at all. First impressions and all that.

Other than that welcome to The Escapist. I'm sure you'll fit in.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Do I seriously need to fill out the captchas every post I make? That's seriously lame man.

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Anyway, welcome newfriend! I hope I can see more of you in the future. Good luck not incurring mod wrath!