Hello Everyone

[SckizoBoy]

Hi folks!

Good... uh... afternoon, if you live in GMT...

Allow me to show you around. Everyone pretty much sleeps/does... stuff, in there... (GD Forum). A lot of us basically live here (OTD Forum), and the basement's over there. Avoid if you can.

If you're mad enough, try going in there... (FG/RP Forums)

 

[Flames66]

Hello and welcome. Maybe I will see you around the forums and we can discuss gaming, politics, cinema, knives or some other shit.

 

[Crazy]

Who the hell is Yahtzee?

Really? Wow.

I see you won't help me, so I decided to take a look. I now know the history of Yahtzee. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yatzee]

 

[DigitalSushi]

Sup.

You need to say more than that, or the mods are likely to come down on you.

Sup.

Careful low content boyyyyy.

Actually I'm serious, you get warnings and shit, welcome to the Escapist.

Thanks for helping out guys, self moderation For The Fucking Win.

OT Welcome to The Escapist, we have assorted refreshments In. The. Basement!, please feel free to help yourself.

OH and while your down there, The Thing that lurks in the shadows ate my HDMI cable, could you get it back for me please?

 

[MercurySteam]

Who the hell is Yahtzee?

Really? Wow.

I see you won't help me, so I decided to take a look. I now know the history of Yahtzee. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yatzee]

Touché, good sir. Touché very much indeed.

 

[CrashBang]

Welcome, my man! Hope you enjoy this place as much as I do!

 

[Scarim Coral]

Hi and welcome, take a seat. Hope you stay on the site for a while.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Oh hai there!
Welcome to the escapist!
It's all very fun and good.


Enjoy your stay and read the rules.

 

[Iron Mal]

Welcome to the Escapist, the friendliest nicest least threatening forum on the whole of the internet!

Seriously though, enjoy your stay and hopefully have some interesting discussions and posts (I'm not exactly sure what the standard 'welcome' would be for a forum so I'm just making this up as I go along).

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Welcome to one of the last bastions of something resembling sanity. Beer's in the basement, get me one too please, haven't been there since Candle Jack... well never mind. Just follow Lord Inglip's rules and you'll be fine.

 

[Guffe]

Hi folks!

Greetings young one!

Nothing more to say actually

Hope you enjoy it, start posting and watching stuff and hope you find loads of interesting stuff here.

 

[Delsana]

Sup.

Careful low content boyyyyy.

Actually I'm serious, you get warnings and shit, welcome to the Escapist.

Oh the other guy, hey.

You get banned for 14 days too...

 

[Delsana]

Who the hell is Yahtzee?

Really? Wow.

I see you won't help me, so I decided to take a look. I now know the history of Yahtzee. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yatzee]

Lol...

He's a game reviewer for Zero Punctuation and is arrogant and egotistic.

 

[ultimateownage]

I assume we don't have a welcome thread because we don't need one.

Default Welcome:

Welcome! Don't go in the basement, watch out for the moderators so they don't eat your soul, and ignore the pretentious 'this is the internet's Lighthouse of Alexandria' / 'Last bastion of intelligence on the internet' dipshits. I'm sure there are already one or two in this thread, doing that and misunderstanding every Meme or In-Joke ever used on here.

 

[KennardKId5]

Things haven't been the same in this forum since the PSN outage, man. Do you know what we went through? Months without online. I was never the same.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Sup, welcome to the Escapist, some annoying horseshit about the basement, etc.

Suggestion: Find a usergroup relevant to your interests!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/

[sub]Such, as say, a Homestuck usergroup made by yours truly?[/sub]

 

[Flamezdudes]

Welcome new comer ^.^ Good to have another member here, hope you enjoy the weirdness and craaaaaazy fun.

 

[v3n0mat3]

Your first day here?

Related:

 

[Sanpeds]

Figured that I'd just say hello to everyone as well, been registered on the site for a while and made a couple of posts but never really said hi. So, hi! As seems to pretty much be the standard I first came to this site to watch ZP but liked a lot of the other videos on the site so figured I might as well join up, but then never really used the account.
I would welcome OP to the site but that would probably be a bit hollow

 

[Kadoodle]

Hello there.
Stay out of the basement!

I've been here for about a year, and this is the first time I am seeing this 'basement' joke.

Please Explain.