Hello Everyone

[Whateveralot]

Yo sup yo!

Welcome, feel free to bump in any time you want. If you ever wander off, it's fine, but don't enter the basement. It's a vile place.

 

[thespyisdead]

i am going to give you a nice Simpsons welcome

"Hi Dr. Nick"

 

[the spud]

Welcome to The Escapist. Stay out of the basement (that's where we keep the scary thread).

Also, I strongly encourage you to do what I do and not take sides in the My Little Pony war. No good shall come of it.

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

Sup.

You need to say more than that, or the mods are likely to come down on you.

Sup dude. That enough?

Put random profanity in there just in case. The mods don't give a fucking rats ass about how many times you say shit or crap. Use one word though, and it's the first warning. There are only six.

 

[mrpropal]

You know what? I don't want to know about the basement anymore... I believe it to be an invention of your twisted minds to scare fools like the one writing this.

On the other hand, I'm not going pick any side on the MLP war, surely not.
Because I hate those filthy equines and their glittering arses (I remember the stinky plastic those toys were made of, not to mention that one could choke inhaling their nasty synthetic tails). No way.

(Oh, and about that Red Button: who's the guy on everyone's profile pic anyway? Yatzhee?)

 

[DigitalSushi]

OH and while your down there, The Thing that lurks in the shadows ate my HDMI cable, could you get it back for me please?

Cold you can't abuse your mod powers by luring the poor new fish to the basement, it's not nice!

I'm not abusing any powers!, I just need my HDMI cable back

I'm trying to play BioShock and guess what, the resolution is only at 480p.

I'll just send a letter to Ken Levine and tell him that he should call his next game BlurryShock, do you want that? DO YOU WANT THAT RUSMAN?

I'd be so angry at you if I could actually see you, damn this low resolution, DAMN IT TO HECK.

 

[Redingold]

Who the hell is Yahtzee?

Find out quick, or you won't last 5 minutes.

BTW, what is up with your name?!?!

You may regret clicking on this, but...

http://askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com/

That is where the name is from (not strictly true, but it is the best demonstration of the name I know of).

 

[Rusman]

OH and while your down there, The Thing that lurks in the shadows ate my HDMI cable, could you get it back for me please?

Cold you can't abuse your mod powers by luring the poor new fish to the basement, it's not nice!

I'm not abusing any powers!, I just need my HDMI cable back

I'm trying to play BioShock and guess what, the resolution is only at 480p.

I'll just send a letter to Ken Levine and tell him that he should call his next game BlurryShock, do you want that? DO YOU WANT THAT RUSMAN?

I'd be so angry at you if I could actually see you, damn this low resolution, DAMN IT TO HECK.

Muhahaha! My plan has come to fruition, your blindness has caused you to be oblivious to the fact that it was I who stole you precious HDMI cable and am now playing Arkham City with a picture as sharp as Rā's al Ghūl's freshly honed blade!

And there's nothing you can do to stop me!!!

 

[DigitalSushi]

OH and while your down there, The Thing that lurks in the shadows ate my HDMI cable, could you get it back for me please?

Cold you can't abuse your mod powers by luring the poor new fish to the basement, it's not nice!

I'm not abusing any powers!, I just need my HDMI cable back

I'm trying to play BioShock and guess what, the resolution is only at 480p.

I'll just send a letter to Ken Levine and tell him that he should call his next game BlurryShock, do you want that? DO YOU WANT THAT RUSMAN?

I'd be so angry at you if I could actually see you, damn this low resolution, DAMN IT TO HECK.

Muhahaha! My plan has come to fruition, your blindness has caused you to be oblivious to the fact that it was I who stole you precious HDMI cable and am now playing Arkham City with a picture as sharp as Rā's al Ghūl's freshly honed blade!

And there's nothing you can do to stop me!!!

HAHA, I knew your plan all along and made precautions, I am not a regular mod, for I am Daredevil!, feel my wrath!

Spoiler

Damn these shitty eyes of mine, I just hope I hit the right person.

 

[Rusman]

OH and while your down there, The Thing that lurks in the shadows ate my HDMI cable, could you get it back for me please?

Cold you can't abuse your mod powers by luring the poor new fish to the basement, it's not nice!

I'm not abusing any powers!, I just need my HDMI cable back

I'm trying to play BioShock and guess what, the resolution is only at 480p.

I'll just send a letter to Ken Levine and tell him that he should call his next game BlurryShock, do you want that? DO YOU WANT THAT RUSMAN?

I'd be so angry at you if I could actually see you, damn this low resolution, DAMN IT TO HECK.

Muhahaha! My plan has come to fruition, your blindness has caused you to be oblivious to the fact that it was I who stole you precious HDMI cable and am now playing Arkham City with a picture as sharp as Rā's al Ghūl's freshly honed blade!

And there's nothing you can do to stop me!!!

HAHA, I knew your plan all along and made precautions, I am not a regular mod, for I am Daredevil!, feel my wrath!

Spoiler

Damn these shitty eyes of mine, I just hope I hit the right person.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Foiled again, here take your damn cable! I've just finished AC anyway... but you mark my words. I'll get that cable for Skyrim if it's the last thing I do!

I'll get you next time ColdStorage... NEXT TIME!!!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

one thing you ought to know, the mods are a bit touchy, so avoid posts without much flesh to 'em. so try to stretch out your words when you don't have much to say, i'm on the verge of being banned because of this.

Why r the mods like that/this. Are they compensating for something?

No but seriously, does this place get alot of bad trolling or Bots? Im alittle new here myself so yeah, sup everybody.

Its the low-content rule. We don't like replies that offer nothing to the discussion and we encourage people to give well worded opinions. One word replies as well as image only posts tend to go against this.

 

[MercurySteam]

Alas Sir, I'm not one of your circle then.
I mean, I did google your quote after no bells had rung at all, only to discover this comes from Bioshock, which I actually played! But!
After devoting myself so much to its ethernal and yet unmatched spiritual predecessor, System Shock 2 gentlemen, I have to say I did not enjoy its offspring very much.
If this makes us enemies, so be it. Thanks again for the welcome though

Enemies? No, it was but a test which you passed (for now...)

Again, welcome to The Escapist. It's safer here.

 

[mrpropal]

[...]

Enemies? No, it was but a test which you passed (for now...)

Again, welcome to The Escapist. It's safer here.

Thanks again again then
But of course! I was just kidding(...?)