Hello, my name is Robin, and I'm an RPG gamer

[Pimppeter2]

Your in a forum filled with gamers.

I'm still testing out my theory of killing turtles by jumping on their heads.

Green shell worked, still have to find a red one.

You dastardly ninja. I was going to make a turtle joke.

Also have you managed to get them to slide?

Yes, I just run at them and its like I'm kicking them.

Fascinating, i will have to try that. Well thats after i successfully grow mushrooms out of my floating brick platform.

You just have to watch out in case the shell hits a wall.

My doctor still hasn't discovered why every time I get hurt I also shrink a couple feet though.

Thats the least of my worries. The other day i was attacked by a giant bullet with TEETH. Why would a bullet need teeth?

That's nothing! My plant attacked me yesterday!

 

[kimba_lion]

hmmm, i think alot about shooting arrows into the sun and getting fire arrows...

but i cant say i have killed a hooker to get my money back and run before the police get me...(gta...obviously)

 

[Nyrad01]

Not so much with RPG's, but I do wander around and wonder what life would be like if it were a large game of DnD! Imagine it... "Hey, how are you today?" "I feel... better, and for some reason this morning I'm better at hiding than I was yesterday and I can run much faster, I think I leveled up." I think life would be so much better this way

 

[ethan22122]

I enjoy running and jumping alot more now that I have played mirrors edge

 

[Magnesium360]

posted in "How much has gaming screwed you up".

"When i'm extremely tired and have played games for too long I get pretty messed up. once I kept hearing gunshots for no reason, checked my watch thinking it was a Pip-boy 3000, ducked for cover behind a couch after said imaginary gunshots, checked over my shoulder when I thought I heard a radscorpion approaching and woke up next to a pizza box with "Meow" written on it in green texta. i never tried to stay up 60 hours straight again."

You're not alone.

 

[Knorke]

Sometimes when I've done something stupid I think 'Ok, time to load my last safe... Oh duh!'. Or when I'm about to make a decision 'Might be a good idea to save the game now... oh wait...'.

"When i'm extremely tired and have played games for too long I get pretty messed up. once I kept hearing gunshots for no reason,

Something like that actually happens to me when I've played a Serious Sam game for several hours. I go out to get some fresh air or walk the dog or something and I keep hearing the screams of those suicide bombers. It's creepy Oo

 

[ottenni]

Your in a forum filled with gamers.

I'm still testing out my theory of killing turtles by jumping on their heads.

Green shell worked, still have to find a red one.

You dastardly ninja. I was going to make a turtle joke.

Also have you managed to get them to slide?

Yes, I just run at them and its like I'm kicking them.

Fascinating, i will have to try that. Well thats after i successfully grow mushrooms out of my floating brick platform.

You just have to watch out in case the shell hits a wall.

My doctor still hasn't discovered why every time I get hurt I also shrink a couple feet though.

Thats the least of my worries. The other day i was attacked by a giant bullet with TEETH. Why would a bullet need teeth?

That's nothing! My plant attacked me yesterday!

Yikes. Thats just wierd. The other day there was this ghost that was stalking me, every time i turned around it would suddenly freeze. It was very odd.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Your in a forum filled with gamers.

I'm still testing out my theory of killing turtles by jumping on their heads.

Green shell worked, still have to find a red one.

You dastardly ninja. I was going to make a turtle joke.

Also have you managed to get them to slide?

Yes, I just run at them and its like I'm kicking them.

Fascinating, i will have to try that. Well thats after i successfully grow mushrooms out of my floating brick platform.

You just have to watch out in case the shell hits a wall.

My doctor still hasn't discovered why every time I get hurt I also shrink a couple feet though.

Thats the least of my worries. The other day i was attacked by a giant bullet with TEETH. Why would a bullet need teeth?

That's nothing! My plant attacked me yesterday!

Yikes. Thats just wierd. The other day there was this ghost that was stalking me, every time i turned around it would suddenly freeze. It was very odd.

That is bizarre, but the weird thing is my burning desire for go-karting, and every part I've hosted allays ends up with the most insane part games being played.

 

[ottenni]

Your in a forum filled with gamers.

I'm still testing out my theory of killing turtles by jumping on their heads.

Green shell worked, still have to find a red one.

You dastardly ninja. I was going to make a turtle joke.

Also have you managed to get them to slide?

Yes, I just run at them and its like I'm kicking them.

Fascinating, i will have to try that. Well thats after i successfully grow mushrooms out of my floating brick platform.

You just have to watch out in case the shell hits a wall.

My doctor still hasn't discovered why every time I get hurt I also shrink a couple feet though.

Thats the least of my worries. The other day i was attacked by a giant bullet with TEETH. Why would a bullet need teeth?

That's nothing! My plant attacked me yesterday!

Yikes. Thats just wierd. The other day there was this ghost that was stalking me, every time i turned around it would suddenly freeze. It was very odd.

That is bizarre, but the weird thing is my burning desire for go-karting, and every part I've hosted allays ends up with the most insane part games being played.

Really? I have this strange compulsion to beat up all my friends. All of them. Even some people i have nothing to do with, i just want to knock them off a platform.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Your in a forum filled with gamers.

I'm still testing out my theory of killing turtles by jumping on their heads.

Green shell worked, still have to find a red one.

You dastardly ninja. I was going to make a turtle joke.

Also have you managed to get them to slide?

Yes, I just run at them and its like I'm kicking them.

Fascinating, i will have to try that. Well thats after i successfully grow mushrooms out of my floating brick platform.

You just have to watch out in case the shell hits a wall.

My doctor still hasn't discovered why every time I get hurt I also shrink a couple feet though.

Thats the least of my worries. The other day i was attacked by a giant bullet with TEETH. Why would a bullet need teeth?

That's nothing! My plant attacked me yesterday!

Yikes. Thats just wierd. The other day there was this ghost that was stalking me, every time i turned around it would suddenly freeze. It was very odd.

That is bizarre, but the weird thing is my burning desire for go-karting, and every part I've hosted allays ends up with the most insane part games being played.

Really? I have this strange compulsion to beat up all my friends. All of them. Even some people i have nothing to do with, i just want to knock them off a platform.

Yeah, i've had that feeling too. But here's the funny part, My girl friend is kidnapped on a weekly basis!

 

[ottenni]

Your in a forum filled with gamers.

I'm still testing out my theory of killing turtles by jumping on their heads.

Green shell worked, still have to find a red one.

You dastardly ninja. I was going to make a turtle joke.

Also have you managed to get them to slide?

Yes, I just run at them and its like I'm kicking them.

Fascinating, i will have to try that. Well thats after i successfully grow mushrooms out of my floating brick platform.

You just have to watch out in case the shell hits a wall.

My doctor still hasn't discovered why every time I get hurt I also shrink a couple feet though.

Thats the least of my worries. The other day i was attacked by a giant bullet with TEETH. Why would a bullet need teeth?

That's nothing! My plant attacked me yesterday!

Yikes. Thats just wierd. The other day there was this ghost that was stalking me, every time i turned around it would suddenly freeze. It was very odd.

That is bizarre, but the weird thing is my burning desire for go-karting, and every part I've hosted allays ends up with the most insane part games being played.

Really? I have this strange compulsion to beat up all my friends. All of them. Even some people i have nothing to do with, i just want to knock them off a platform.

Yeah, i've had that feeling too. But here's the funny part, My girl friend is kidnapped on a weekly basis!

Yeah i get that too. Not that its a problem, the guy who does it always stands on the same bridge directly above some lava. No problem there. If only she would show some appreciation, the wh...

 

[Zeldadudes]

So I'm an RPG gamer, and from time to time I find myself strolling through the real world thinking,

"What Would Link Do?"

I see a box, a pot, a vase, a kitchen draw, a laundry dryer, a barrel or a small bush and I ponder, "...there could money in that." I walk around the supermarket, continuous upgrading my items; trading the smaller bottle of milk I previously put in my trolley for the bigger one I've just seen on the shelf.

And I'm a fanatical horde. I see a rock on the ground and pick it up and say to myself, "I know it looks like junk NOW, but it could come in handy later.." or a paintbrush or a lemon, and carry them around in my bag.. just in case.


.. Am I alone?

I always wonder what classes people would be through their personal appearance.
That's about it.

However i've often used in-game expressions and spells in modern conversation.
Example: "John, gimme a crisp!" "No, conjure your own!"

 

[Pimppeter2]

Your in a forum filled with gamers.

I'm still testing out my theory of killing turtles by jumping on their heads.

Green shell worked, still have to find a red one.

You dastardly ninja. I was going to make a turtle joke.

Also have you managed to get them to slide?

Yes, I just run at them and its like I'm kicking them.

Fascinating, i will have to try that. Well thats after i successfully grow mushrooms out of my floating brick platform.

You just have to watch out in case the shell hits a wall.

My doctor still hasn't discovered why every time I get hurt I also shrink a couple feet though.

Thats the least of my worries. The other day i was attacked by a giant bullet with TEETH. Why would a bullet need teeth?

That's nothing! My plant attacked me yesterday!

Yikes. Thats just wierd. The other day there was this ghost that was stalking me, every time i turned around it would suddenly freeze. It was very odd.

That is bizarre, but the weird thing is my burning desire for go-karting, and every part I've hosted allays ends up with the most insane part games being played.

Really? I have this strange compulsion to beat up all my friends. All of them. Even some people i have nothing to do with, i just want to knock them off a platform.

Yeah, i've had that feeling too. But here's the funny part, My girl friend is kidnapped on a weekly basis!

Yeah i get that too. Not that its a problem, the guy who does it always stands on the same bridge directly above some lava. No problem there. If only she would show some appreciation, the wh...

Finally someone who understands me.

Been to space lately? that place is nuts!

 

[Woodsey]

Would it crush if you if I said Zelda isn't an RPG?

 

[ottenni]

Your in a forum filled with gamers.

I'm still testing out my theory of killing turtles by jumping on their heads.

Green shell worked, still have to find a red one.

You dastardly ninja. I was going to make a turtle joke.

Also have you managed to get them to slide?

Yes, I just run at them and its like I'm kicking them.

Fascinating, i will have to try that. Well thats after i successfully grow mushrooms out of my floating brick platform.

You just have to watch out in case the shell hits a wall.

My doctor still hasn't discovered why every time I get hurt I also shrink a couple feet though.

Thats the least of my worries. The other day i was attacked by a giant bullet with TEETH. Why would a bullet need teeth?

That's nothing! My plant attacked me yesterday!

Yikes. Thats just wierd. The other day there was this ghost that was stalking me, every time i turned around it would suddenly freeze. It was very odd.

That is bizarre, but the weird thing is my burning desire for go-karting, and every part I've hosted allays ends up with the most insane part games being played.

Really? I have this strange compulsion to beat up all my friends. All of them. Even some people i have nothing to do with, i just want to knock them off a platform.

Yeah, i've had that feeling too. But here's the funny part, My girl friend is kidnapped on a weekly basis!

Yeah i get that too. Not that its a problem, the guy who does it always stands on the same bridge directly above some lava. No problem there. If only she would show some appreciation, the wh...

Finally someone who understands me.

Been to space lately? that place is nuts!

Yeah, i remember in school when they told me how huge planets where. Bullshit i say, i can run around then in minutes!

 

[MorsePacific]

It's a running joke between my buddies and I that anyone who gets hit by something thrown at them either didn't pass their agility check or forgot to press X.

 

[s0denone]

Your in a forum filled with gamers.

I'm still testing out my theory of killing turtles by jumping on their heads.

Green shell worked, still have to find a red one.

Oh my god, Pimppeter2. So you're the turtle-killer!? I sure hope Leonardo, Michelangelo and the others will catch you! Make you pay for your bastard ways!

OT:
Hello, my name is Bob Russian. I have a large organs, and my pillows is soft.

What?

That made about as much sense as your topic.

Sure, all gamers have experiences something like that after a prolonges session of gaming. I found myself checking for snipers on rooftops, after a 72-hour session of Counter Strike. I even hallucinated a few. Also I couldn't really walk around outside... The sun blinded me!! X(

About the "making sense" thing. No, of course you are not alone. But you are a fool for thinking so. There much be millions of threads, even multiple websites, devoted to this thing. You probably know the "You know you've played too much ... when you ...".

 

[Pimppeter2]

Your in a forum filled with gamers.

I'm still testing out my theory of killing turtles by jumping on their heads.

Green shell worked, still have to find a red one.

Oh my god, Pimppeter2. So you're the turtle-killer!? I sure hope Leonardo, Michelangelo and the others will catch you! Make you pay for your bastard ways!

It'll be okay, I paid off Raphael.

Your in a forum filled with gamers.

I'm still testing out my theory of killing turtles by jumping on their heads.

Green shell worked, still have to find a red one.

You dastardly ninja. I was going to make a turtle joke.

Also have you managed to get them to slide?

Yes, I just run at them and its like I'm kicking them.

Fascinating, i will have to try that. Well thats after i successfully grow mushrooms out of my floating brick platform.

You just have to watch out in case the shell hits a wall.

My doctor still hasn't discovered why every time I get hurt I also shrink a couple feet though.

Thats the least of my worries. The other day i was attacked by a giant bullet with TEETH. Why would a bullet need teeth?

That's nothing! My plant attacked me yesterday!

Yikes. Thats just wierd. The other day there was this ghost that was stalking me, every time i turned around it would suddenly freeze. It was very odd.

That is bizarre, but the weird thing is my burning desire for go-karting, and every part I've hosted allays ends up with the most insane part games being played.

Really? I have this strange compulsion to beat up all my friends. All of them. Even some people i have nothing to do with, i just want to knock them off a platform.

Yeah, i've had that feeling too. But here's the funny part, My girl friend is kidnapped on a weekly basis!

Yeah i get that too. Not that its a problem, the guy who does it always stands on the same bridge directly above some lava. No problem there. If only she would show some appreciation, the wh...

Finally someone who understands me.

Been to space lately? that place is nuts!

Yeah, i remember in school when they told me how huge planets where. Bullshit i say, i can run around then in minutes!

Seriously, whats up with that. Not only that, but they also've lied about the whole "stars being hot" bullshit. Science my ass.