Hello! People. Of. The Internet!

[British Fiasco]

Hi, I've been visiting The Escapist for a long time now but never really bothered to register until about half an hour ago. Just posting this to say hello to the community as I will be loitering around here a lot more from now on, this is my formal introduction.

My name is Kyle, I'm from Old Blighty, I'm 17 years young & abit weird (should you be curious to know more, check my profile).

As testiment to my odd-ly-ness(?) this is how I spend most nights...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfbtOK3irs4

Anyway, now thats out of the way with. Nice to meet you and bye.

P.S. If you have any information that may be useful to me while I'm using these forums, please pass on your gems of divine knowledge.

Cheers,
- Kyle
<3

 

[Globox]

y halo thar

Welcome to the internet! So long as you don't accept downloads from strangers (think, creepy guys with candy) you'll be fine.

 

[British Fiasco]

I guess

What the hell, is this your profile on dating sites or are you always this flirty?

Welcome to the escapist, do you have any girl-friends? We need more females on this site (at least according to a poll).

One, but she is ginger.

 

[hypothetical fact]

Everyone on the internet considers themselves weird so weird is the ultimate form of normality here.

 

[Dragon Zero]

Good to have you along, I'm pretty new here meself and I too was someone who visited often but never joined. Just don't make eye contact and you should be fine.

WELCOME TO THE ESCAPIST! HAPPIEST PLACE ON EAR....Oh, wait, never mind.

 

[HateDread]

I guess

What the hell, is this your profile on dating sites or are you always this flirty?

Welcome to the escapist, do you have any girl-friends? We need more females on this site (at least according to a poll).

One, but she is ginger.

And the problem with that is...?

 

[British Fiasco]

Welcome, and as I always post in new user threads, "Don't fuck with me. Or I'll set you on fire. FIYAH!
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Got any smokes?"

40g of Golden Virginia, that is becoming increasingly dry by the second. My Grandparents are bringing my home 400 Lambert & Butler from Spain on Thursday so that should prolong my slow-self-inflicted-suicide for a few days.

 

[British Fiasco]

I guess

What the hell, is this your profile on dating sites or are you always this flirty?

Welcome to the escapist, do you have any girl-friends? We need more females on this site (at least according to a poll).

One, but she is ginger.

And the problem with that is...?

Nuthin... I'll persuade her to sign-up when we meet for afternoon tea.

 

[Arcyde]

Hello, I enjoy long walks on the beach and candle light dinners.

 

[Daye.04]

Welcome to the site. Please do take your time to read the Forum Posting Guidelines [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.84120], and the Escapist Communiy Mao [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.62448]. If you take your time to read the map, you will see a welcome thread. Please do not make new threads just to introduce yourself. That's what this welcome thread is about.

Since the damage is allready done, I'll advice you to follow the guidelines, leave trolls and flamethrowers outside, and we'll all be bestest friends forever

I am completely normal.

[sup]-eyetwitch-[/sup]

Oh, and welcome, I am Madbird/Madbird-Valiant/Liam. I am soon to take MaxTheReaper's role as Post King of the forums. Because I. Have. No. Life!

Please don't - Max is more than enough

 

[British Fiasco]

Everyone on the internet considers themselves weird so weird is the ultimate form of normality here.

I am completely normal.

[sup]-eyetwitch-[/sup]

Oh, and welcome, I am Madbird/Madbird-Valiant/Liam. I am soon to take MaxTheReaper's role as Post King of the forums. Because I. Have. No. Life!

Thankyou & nice to meet you.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

I man. I'm new here too. But I will soon be worshiped by all!! Mwah hahahahahaha!

Kidding. But I do have exciting news that no one can know about yet. Keep your good eye on me.

 

[British Fiasco]

Welcome to the site. Please do take your time to read the Forum Posting Guidelines [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.84120], and the Escapist Communiy Mao [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.62448]. If you take your time to read the map, you will see a welcome thread. Please do not make new threads just to introduce yourself. That's what this welcome thread is about.

Since the damage is allready done, I'll advice you to follow the guidelines, leave trolls and flamethrowers outside, and we'll all be bestest friends forever

Sorry about that, I will pay more attention in the future.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

Hi, I've been visiting The Escapist for a long time now but never really bothered to register until about half an hour ago. Just posting this to say hello to the community as I will be loitering around here a lot more from now on, this is my formal introduction.

My name is Kyle, I'm from Old Blighty, I'm 17 years young & abit weird (should you be curious to know more, check my profile).

As testiment to my odd-ly-ness(?) this is how I spend most nights...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfbtOK3irs4

Anyway, now thats out of the way with. Nice to meet you and bye.

P.S. If you have any information that may be useful to me while I'm using these forums, please pass on your gems of divine knowledge.

Cheers,
- Kyle
<3

According to this, you're too normal, please leave the internet accordingly as to save yourself from the horror and torment that we have all suffered over the years. If you insist on staying, then....welcome....hope you don't get a goatse or something similar any time soon.

Good luck, you'll need it.

 

[British Fiasco]

I man. I'm new here too. But I will soon be worshiped by all!! Mwah hahahahahaha!

Kidding. But I do have exciting news that no one can know about yet. Keep your good eye on me.

Tell me exciting news, I'm annoyingly curious.

 

[vede]

Why 'ello.

Welcome to the Escapist.

Make sure to use proper grammar. Make sure you can formulate logical, fact-based (fact, not opinion, tell the difference) arguments for use in debate. That is all I request of you.

And because I don't want to make a full thread for this, is it just my eyes, or did the font here just change slightly?

 

[irishdelinquent]

Welcome to the Escapist!

Here, since you're an honourary member now, I got you a present.

Just put it on your head, and don't wear a hat anymore.