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I Have No Idea

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I just figured I should introduce myself before posting. Jumping into the forums with everyone going "Who's the new guy with no avatar and 1 post?" seems rude.
 

OmniscientOstrich

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I wouldn't worry so much, I don't think anyone's going to jump down your throat for just making your first post on whatever topic comes up. Welcome to the Escapist buddy :).
 

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Nah, it's not rude at all, about 90% of users just jump in feet first.

Anyway, welcome to the Escapist, derp and teenage angst will hit you in the face within the first week. And I may or may not be joking about that.

Just take a look around the site but make sure to take a look at Miracle of Sound's music vids, they're pretty damn good. Anyway, welcome, have fun and just relax, only 50% of the users here will try and stab you. The rest are into depraved acts I cannot mention here.
 

zehydra

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PurpleLeafRave said:
Welcome young padawan. You have much to learn, but I have faith in you.

Stay out of the basement.
Nonsense, come on in, the water's fine...

er... is there supposed to be this much water down here??
 

I Have No Idea

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thelonewolf266 said:
I have one piece of advice for you young one.
Beware the Ponies.That is all.
Yes, I've been seeing a lot of those lately. It puzzles me. And I'm not new to the Escapist (I religiously watch Extra Credits and Zero Punctuation, as well as read forum threads from time to time), but just new to being a member.
 

Davatehi

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I love you! Please be mine forever and ever!
I will shine your shoes! SHINE YOUR SHOES!
Why won't you love meeeee! *whimper*

Oh, also welcome to the forums!
 

Gralian

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Welcome to the forums. After a week you'll be just like us. One of us. One of us.

Cookies are to the right, stay out of the basement.
 

smearyllama

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Welcome to The Escapist...
Welcome to Hell.

Not really.
I just love using that line.

In all honesty, welcome.
Welcome to the Escapist.

Make sure you are polite and respectful of your elders, and for God's sake, stay away from the Basement. And the Scary Thread. Especially the Scary Thread.
 

Ironsouled

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Wait... you mean we can't tape the new guy into a trash can and roll him down a hill? How depressing.

More seriously, welcome, and though courteous, most people never bothered with an introduction thread.
 

theheroofaction

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Well, I'm going to say I went in head first, but since you're here introducing yourself I might as well say hi. Though judging by your post speed and demeanor it'll be nice to have a new active user.
 

TornadoFive

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I was in the same position a few months ago. I'd skulked around in the shadows for a while till eventually decided to take the plunge.

Come join the fun! But don't feed the trolls.
 

PunkyMcGee

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I Have No Idea said:
PurpleLeafRave said:
Stay out of the basement.
smearyllama said:
and for God's sake, stay away from the Basement. And the Scary Thread. Especially the Scary Thread.
Gralian said:
Cookies are to the right, stay out of the basement.
Is there something I should know about?
no nothing, ignore it, there is no basement silly. just walk over this way.
 

thelonewolf266

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ZeroChan said:
thelonewolf266 said:
I have one piece of advice for you young one.
Beware the Ponies.That is all.

Suilenroc said:
What ARE the ponies exactly?
EVIL!!!!
Nah just kidding its a new fad apparently the show My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is good and there seems to be a large concentration of people that love it on this site.
Well that's rude. See if we let you have any cake.
I never said I didn't like them I was just advising him to tread with caution least he becomes ensnared within the never ending war between the pony lovers and the pony haters.
 

SimpleChimp

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Welcome to the Escapist. Theres no Mommy and Daddy here meat! Your mine now boy, and i'm going to make your life a living hell. When this bus stops you have fifteen seconds to get the fuck off my bus and toe the lines. If you have any problems you can thank your recruiter.

Remember you volunteered for this shit meat.

In other words, Welcome to the escapist. Don't get mud on the carpets, and stay off the grass.