Hello

[Gralian]

I have one piece of advice for you young one.
Beware the Ponies.That is all.

What ARE the ponies exactly?

Oh... Oh GOD. Are you mad?! You'll summon them... -that- usergroup...

*Proceeds to bolt shut and board up all doors and windows and sticks a sign on the lawn warning of love and tolerance*

If you want to survive on the internet frontire, your going to need:
Nuclear Missles
Free-Healthcare
Chuck Norris's blessing
Really Good Bacon.

Spoiler: Don't forget this...

Trust me, the bacon is more important that you can imagine.

On a slightly related note, i had a chicken and bacon sandwich today. And it was awesome.

 

[smearyllama]

Stay out of the basement.

and for God's sake, stay away from the Basement. And the Scary Thread. Especially the Scary Thread.

Cookies are to the right, stay out of the basement.

Is there something I should know about?

It's where the Scary Thread lives.
Fortunately, it lives under the stairs and keeps the trolls from coming up here.
Sadly, whenever someone posts in it, the trolls brave the stairs and join us up here.

Or so prophecy dictates....

Whatever you say, My Lord.

 

[HumpinHop]

Welcome to the Escapist sir! Hope you enjoy your stay. The first thing I would do is find the "Banhammer and You" thread that's stickied in one of these boards. It'll help you avoid any moderator wrath and contribute more to the site discussions.

I have one piece of advice for you young one.
Beware the Ponies.That is all.

What ARE the ponies exactly?

Only the best thing ever! /hyperbole

It's referring to a new generation of My Little Pony called Friendship is Magic. Quite popular here on the internet as you'll soon find out.

 

[Gralian]

Stay out of the basement.

and for God's sake, stay away from the Basement. And the Scary Thread. Especially the Scary Thread.

Cookies are to the right, stay out of the basement.

Is there something I should know about?

The basement? We don't go there anymore...

[sup]Sorry. Couldn't resist a half-life 2 quote.[/sup]

Some say it's where the banned live. Some say it's where the trolls make their homes among the locked threads. Some say it's where cancelled shows spend their oblivion. Whatever legend you choose to believe, just remember; stay away from the basement!

 

[PunkyMcGee]

I have one piece of advice for you young one.
Beware the Ponies.That is all.

What ARE the ponies exactly?

Oh... Oh GOD. Are you mad?! You'll summon them... -that- usergroup...

*Proceeds to bolt shut and board up all doors and windows and sticks a sign on the lawn warning of love and tolerance*

what you fail to realize is there is one already in your midst. we shall not rest til all have joined the herd. BWAHAHAHA. *thunderclap*

 

[Auninteligentname]

Hello and welcome to the escapist. Joining the forums without introducing yourself is probably what most do (like me), but when they notice you have only 1 post, you're most often welcomed anyways. My advice; Patience, young padawan. You'll need it sometime : p

Stay out of the basement.

and for God's sake, stay away from the Basement. And the Scary Thread. Especially the Scary Thread.

Cookies are to the right, stay out of the basement.

Is there something I should know about?

The cookies may or may not be posioned...

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Greetings comrade!

All you need to know is that trolling here is punished by death!

[sub]...and stay away from the basement[/sub]

Do that and you'll be fine!

[sub][sub]... but seriously, NEVER go into the basement[/sub][/sub]

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Hello, welcome to the Escapist, and I hope your stay and long and without trouble.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Seems as if you double posted, eh kiddo?

 

[Ryuhawkin]

Hello! (I'm kind of new here too)

 

[PunkyMcGee]

Do I smell a double thread? yup, yup I do.

 

[Souplex]

Welcome.
A few simple rules; follow them and you'll be fine.
I am god here.
Don't be a jerk.
You shall worship and obey me.
The mods are here to help you.
You shall at every possible opportunity, try to garner my favor.
Use the search bar when creating threads.
Hunt down and destroy those who oppose me.
Obey all the forum rules. (This is sort of covered under don't be a jerk, with the exception of the advertising rule)
Fetch me a milkshake, for I thirst. Mmm, milkshake...
Don't feed the trolls. (If you see someone posting a trolly thing, report and move on. Don't respond in any way, not even to mention you're reporting them. Someone disagreeing with you is not trollish)
Always aspire to my example.
Have fun.
I am your god.

 

[Bobic]

This site has quite a big influx of new users. If every single one posted a pointless thread like this it would be quite annoying and pointless. Try to make topics with a bit more purpose. Bad new user, bad. Don't make me fetch a rolled up newspaper.

 

[Lunar Templar]

ewwo points for useing Hobbs

 

[BangSmashBoom]

Next time read the rules, so becareful next time, coz someone could lock this as a miss leading title, I had to learn the rules the hard way, still, good luck... GAME ON AND BANG OUT!

 

[I Have No Idea]

Welcome to the Escapist. Theres no Mommy and Daddy here meat! Your mine now boy, and i'm going to make your life a living hell. When this bus stops you have fifteen seconds to get the fuck off my bus and toe the lines. If you have any problems you can thank your recruiter.

Remember you volunteered for this shit meat.

In other words, Welcome to the escapist. Don't get mud on the carpets, and stay off the grass.

YES SIR SERGEANT HARTMAN SIR!

 

[Agent Cross]

Welcome to the Escapist! *boards up basement*

Ahh... already changed your avvy! But seriously... stay out of the basement. Oh, hey Captcha. Bye Captcha. You'll meet him later. He's just our blind, idiot of a dog that randomly barks when your trying to talk. Speak some gibberish to him and he'll leave you alone.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Welcome to the forums.

Don't worry about the Basement. The others haven't got the news that we cleaned that out last week. The attic on the other hand.....

Never mind that, if you ever have a problem or question in regards to the site, don't be afraid to PM me or any of the moderators. We're here to help you and we hope you'll come to become a valued member of the community.

 

[Jodah]

Don't worry, we don't bite...much.

 

[I Have No Idea]

Super. I've only been a member for 30 minutes and already I've made a double thread....