Hello

Recommended Videos

LobsterFeng

New member
Apr 10, 2011
1,766
0
0
Wow this has got to be the friendliest thread I've ever seen, well done OP.

As for my advice, just get used to the fact that everyone here is very opinionated and cynical. So don't feel bad if you bring up a game/movie/book/whatever that you really like and people attack it. We're not trying to be rude it's just how we are.
 

staika

Elite Member
Aug 3, 2009
8,376
0
41
Oh god more of them, their multiplying! Please make it stop before....... That happens.

Welcome, please dont let......... that happen to you. Oh and i am the nunchuck viking as my avatar shows amd if you dont know the proper etiquette of the fourms ill be forced to send him to your house.
 

silversnake4133

New member
Mar 14, 2010
683
0
0
Hiya nice to meet you OP. I'm glad you've taken interest in the Escapist, and the two shows of Zero Punctuation and Extra Credits. But in all seriousness go and give the other guys some love. Like Loading, Ready, Run!, Moviebob's stuff, the two web comics Critical Miss and Name Game, and the articles which offer great insight into the world of gaming and electronic media. In other words why sample just the appetizers when you can have a buffet? Too many people come here just to drool over Yahtzee's videos, and while he's a great entertainer, he isn't all there is to this site.

Also, don't be afraid to voice and defend your opinion. Even though these forums are well kept by our overlords the Mods, they still miss a few rather harsh haters and trolls occasionally. So to save yourself and others a headache just try to be as open-minded and considerate as you can, and make sure to respect that everyone has their own opinion. (I'm talking to you pony haters and lovers alike.)

Also, we're quite serious about the basement. I've heard that there were a few curious members who went down there and never came back!



But in all respects, take your shoes off, leave your jacket by the door and jump on in, the water's great! ^_^ And if there's anything you need help with, don't be afraid to ask. We're a helpful bunch, uh, most of the time. :3
 

Alphakirby

New member
May 22, 2009
1,255
0
0
Oh shit,I just realized,I forgot to say hi!
I don't have much advice but for you to be careful,this place is like the game Eversion,happy and cheerful on the outside,but if you dig deep enough,you find some seriously twisted shit. Also beware the ponies and don't press the red button.
 

Alphakirby

New member
May 22, 2009
1,255
0
0
ninonybox360 said:
thelonewolf266 said:
I have one piece of advice for you young one.
Beware the Ponies.That is all.
He shall become one of us....

Look,he doesn't even care about the ponies and I have enough willpower to resist watching more than the one episode I did see,I am not going to give in. I can't.
 

Blow_Pop

Supreme Evil Overlord
Jan 21, 2009
4,863
0
0
Gralian said:
I Have No Idea said:
PurpleLeafRave said:
Stay out of the basement.
smearyllama said:
and for God's sake, stay away from the Basement. And the Scary Thread. Especially the Scary Thread.
Gralian said:
Cookies are to the right, stay out of the basement.
Is there something I should know about?
The basement? We don't go there anymore...

[sup]Sorry. Couldn't resist a half-life 2 quote.[/sup]

Some say it's where the banned live. Some say it's where the trolls make their homes among the locked threads. Some say it's where cancelled shows spend their oblivion. Whatever legend you choose to believe, just remember; stay away from the basement!

but why stay out of the basement? I find it perfectly comfortable there *pouts* All I wanted was more friends


Ok but in all seriousness I've got nothin'


[sup]except beware the ponies[/sup]

Welcome to the forums.
 

XDravond

Something something....
Mar 30, 2011
356
0
0
Welcome and do remember:


Do not press the button!

<-Yes that red shiny one under my avatar

I did THE HORRORS ;-)



So well I'm still "new" but I learn slowly so I just go check that basement they are talking about....




(just so you know if you press it he will be every where yes huu.. Bieber huuu..)
 

Fetzenfisch

New member
Sep 11, 2009
2,460
0
0

Welcome. Hope you enjoy your stay. (and that you can operate a search button, we need more of those people)
 

Artina89

New member
Oct 27, 2008
3,624
0
0
Welcome to The escapist I hope you will enjoy your time here :)

Souplex said:
Welcome.
A few simple rules; follow them and you'll be fine.
I am god here.
Don't be a jerk.
You shall worship and obey me.
The mods are here to help you.
You shall at every possible opportunity, try to garner my favor.
Use the search bar when creating threads.
Hunt down and destroy those who oppose me.
Obey all the forum rules. (This is sort of covered under don't be a jerk, with the exception of the advertising rule)
Fetch me a milkshake, for I thirst. Mmm, milkshake...
Don't feed the trolls. (If you see someone posting a trolly thing, report and move on. Don't respond in any way, not even to mention you're reporting them. Someone disagreeing with you is not trollish)
Always aspire to my example.
Have fun.
I am your god.
*Bows down to the almighty Souplex*
 

Coldster

New member
Oct 29, 2010
541
0
0
I'm a bit late to this thread but since I'm here I should warn you about the crazy ponies and the extremely passive-aggressive anime fans. Other than that, welcome. Hope you stay.
 

The .50 Caliber Cow

Pokemon GO away
Mar 12, 2011
1,686
0
41
Hi. By making a thread you're already going to get 80 times more friends than me and probably have a better experience here for it. Enjoy.
 

Colour Scientist

Troll the Respawn, Jeremy!
Jul 15, 2009
4,722
0
0
Welcome to The Escapist.

Just don't be a dick and everything will be fine.

Also, on a more personal note, please don't make any threads with the words "faith in humanity" in the title. If I see another one I may actually cry.
 

SmartyShorts

New member
Aug 6, 2011
49
0
0
Welcome! I'm new here too, but I like it already. It's better than a lot of the forums I used to go on. Also, some advice for a fellow n00b: don't press the red button unless you're ok with Justin Bieber for 24 hours.

Too much Bieber! Make it stop!
 

similar.squirrel

New member
Mar 28, 2009
6,021
0
0
Welcome to the thing.
Don't be lame, watch your spelling and grammar and don't indulge in that 'kawaii ^.^!!1' otaku shit because seeing that onscreen makes me want to punch some LCD.

Enjoy your stay. You've chosen a nice forum.
 

Nexoram

New member
Aug 6, 2010
282
0
0
Heya Sir. Welcome to the Escapist.
I remember when I first joined the Escapist, I made the same thread you have and got the same answers too (as you can read here).
Also, due to an awesome coincidence, yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of me joining the forums. :D