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Hey Joe

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Mock up a dating resume, and make pretend you're going for a job.

"As you can see by my previous experience, I'm quite qualified by jiggle your jublies for a bit"

or

"I don't have that much experience, true, but I see that as a positive. It means I'm willing to go that extra mile, not like other more 'experienced' applicants who have perhaps become jaded"

If nothing else, you'll get points for spontaneity and originality.

Also, post a vid to youtube. I feel like a giggle.
 

black lincon

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i have a similar problem except mine is a little worse almost every time i talk to he she compares me to her brother even though i don't get it and neither does her brother but whenever i think about asking her out i just get weirded out by that comparison and give up
 

Bulletinmybrain

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shufflemonkey16 post=18.69356.659719 said:
Now middle school relationships are pointless 100% of the time. Let them pine after the 16 year olds.
Yep, Then again almost 95% are dicks assholes, stupid or a combo of both.
 

SargentToughie

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*Sigh*

I've given up at getting a girlfriend at my school, they're all immature and not worth the effort in my books.

besides, the fact that my personal self confidence is, for lack of a better word, nonexistant, means that I don't even stand a chance... even if I wanted a girlfriend

god I can't wait to graduate

(Last year in high school... huzzah)
 

Copter400

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meatloaf231 post=18.69356.656645 said:
Here's a bit of advice: Don't. High school relationships, especially when you are fifteen, are pointless, frivolous, and doomed to failure within weeks.
Meatloaf, that was a needlessly cynical and highly accurate comment.
 

Larenxis

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I don't have any trouble with the terms 'chick' and 'babe', but mostly because that's what I call the ladies. I also call them 'toots' and 'dollface' though. Man, I'm the worst heterosexual girl ever. Although I call guys 'toots' and 'dollface' as well. Maybe I'm just bad with slang...

Anyway, I would recommend seeing her in large group situation twice, a small group situation once, and then asking her out. That way you can be assured that you have good chemistry and conversation, without falling into the friend zone. I highly recommend finding some common goal, like writing a script or seeing a movie when it first comes out. A good movie. I know Syvari said otherwise, but you don't want to be associated with unpleasant times.
 

Bulletinmybrain

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Larenxis post=18.69356.659932 said:
I don't have any trouble with the terms 'chick' and 'babe', but mostly because that's what I call the ladies. I also call them 'toots' and 'dollface' though. Man, I'm the worst heterosexual girl ever. Although I call guys 'toots' and 'dollface' as well. Maybe I'm just bad with slang...

Anyway, I would recommend seeing her in large group situation twice, a small group situation once, and then asking her out. That way you can be assured that you have good chemistry and conversation, without falling into the friend zone. I highly recommend finding some common goal, like writing a script or seeing a movie when it first comes out. A good movie. I know Syvari said otherwise, but you don't want to be associated with unpleasant times.
Or you have vintage slang, Which is better then recent slang.
 

Albino Ninja

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I say suck it up and go for it. Life is too short to live with regrets. then again all relationships in high school are doomed for failure. Even if you do make it to college, what then? You will have nothing to talk about for as long as you go out. If on the off chance you do get married, you will have nothing to talk about the rest of your lives. in conclusion, ask her out, but remember it is doomed, no matter who you are, where you live, or what you do together.
 

Albino Ninja

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meatloaf231 post=18.69356.656645 said:
Here's a bit of advice: Don't. High school relationships, especially when you are fifteen, are pointless, frivolous, and doomed to failure within weeks. If you really really want to go out with this girl, then just hang out with her. Going to a movie or something with a bunch of people? Invite her. Group events really help break the ice because you aren't on the spot. You can get to know her, what she likes to do, etc. The thing about this is you have to be careful you don't fall into the Friend category and out of the Potential category, but don't just walk up and ask her out.

Also, what Amnestic said about laughing and stuff like that.
ah yes the accursed friend zone. Im stuck there and I hate myself for it. course it wasn't really my fault, she had a bf when we met and a couple years after. anyway, its always nice to know if you two are compatible like some of the same things, etc.
 

Bin Laden

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Fuck, first of all don't listen to anything else in this thread. I'll try to keep it simple for you. You can't worry about what it is you're gonna do and say and how to ask her out or whatever else you have in your head thats got you sick with how much of a failure you are as a man. You're probably not too good looking, not rich, and basically you're a little virgin nerd. This is all easier than you might think to correct- if you follow a few basic steps.
1.Fix your posture, assuming you're somewhat through puberty, stand up straight with the top of your neck in line with the rest of your spine. Don't sulk your shoulders forward. You should not find this difficult or straining its how you're supposed to stand. You'll notice immediately that your breathing has become deeper into your stomach and your voice flows deeply and booming like a man, as it should.
2.Your body and looks are semi-important so start running every day and get into boxing or weightlifting or anything you pansy.
3.clip your stupid fucking haircut OFF.
4.Get a job. Job = money, money = freedom from your parents house, when you can be out getting laid plus you'll be able to buy a car pretty soon.
??????
PROFITS

now, DONT THINK about any of this stuff so far. JUST DO THEM, as soon as you can. get it?!?!

how do you deal with girls? you simply get what you want from a girl the same way you deal with any other person, with direct verbal and body language based communication. i dunno how to spell this out clearer for you. approach and talk to her like you actually mean it.

what to say and do is a huge mind game that you should become enlightened to at some point in your social maturation. you make girls laugh, you dont give direct answers at first, you dont bore them with your stupid shit, you challenge them to be good enough for you, you test them with questions and ask them shit that you dont really care about because it makes them feel good to babble about bullshit. after a reasonable amount of deliberation and demanding from you you should withhold attention if you arent getting the right responses or put them down if they think they are out of your league. some general rules on converation with teenage girls is to tell them how sexy you think they are and that you want to use them- doing this right off the bat is extremely effective, as is talking with groups of them by yourself. girls at that age arent as big of whores since theyre so young, all they know is that they like attention and you can manipulate them extremely easily. they will respond to you, they have no choice as women. talk with her a while one day and all of a sudden tell her she should make out with you. you cant possibly fail and if you do dont feel bad and dont feel bad about the lies you told her or anything else from now on. just learn how you fucked up and ended up in her friend-zone and dont do it the next *****. in fact go call up her best friend.
 

Bulletinmybrain

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Bin Laden post=18.69356.660011 said:
Fuck, first of all don't listen to anything else in this thread. I'll try to keep it simple for you. You can't worry about what it is you're gonna do and say and how to ask her out or whatever else you have in your head thats got you sick with how much of a failure you are as a man. You're probably not too good looking, not rich, and basically you're a little virgin nerd. This is all easier than you might think to correct- if you follow a few basic steps.
1.Fix your posture, assuming you're somewhat through puberty, stand up straight with the top of your neck in line with the rest of your spine. Don't sulk your shoulders forward. You should not find this difficult or straining its how you're supposed to stand. You'll notice immediately that your breathing has become deeper into your stomach and your voice flows deeply and booming like a man, as it should.
2.Your body and looks are semi-important so start running every day and get into boxing or weightlifting or anything you pansy.
3.clip your stupid fucking haircut OFF.
4.Get a job. Job = money, money = freedom from your parents house, when you can be out getting laid plus you'll be able to buy a car pretty soon.
??????
PROFITS

now, DONT THINK about any of this stuff so far. JUST DO THEM, as soon as you can. get it?!?!

how do you deal with girls? you simply get what you want from a girl the same way you deal with any other person, with direct verbal and body language based communication. i dunno how to spell this out clearer for you. approach and talk to her like you actually mean it.

what to say and do is a huge mind game that you should become enlightened to at some point in your social maturation. you make girls laugh, you dont give direct answers at first, you dont bore them with your stupid shit, you challenge them to be good enough for you, you test them with questions and ask them shit that you dont really care about because it makes them feel good to babble about bullshit. after a reasonable amount of deliberation and demanding from you you should withhold attention if you arent getting the right responses or put them down if they think they are out of your league. some general rules on converation with teenage girls is to tell them how sexy you think they are and that you want to use them- doing this right off the bat is extremely effective, as is talking with groups of them by yourself. girls at that age arent as big of whores since theyre so young, all they know is that they like attention and you can manipulate them extremely easily. they will respond to you, they have no choice as women. talk with her a while one day and all of a sudden tell her she should make out with you. you cant possibly fail and if you do dont feel bad and dont feel bad about the lies you told her or anything else from now on. just learn how you fucked up and ended up in her friend-zone and dont do it the next *****. in fact go call up her best friend.
Did you make an account just to post this?

Also, Muscles=/=Not being a pansy.