Help! I'm stuck!! What will you do?
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As it'd be a holodeck naturally I'd first try out the games with the most awesome physical activity...
Meaning I'd end up either stuck in DMC or one of the Prince of Persia's.
Either way I'm stuck fighting a bunch of freakish monsters for all eternity, but who cares because it'd be fucking sweet!
Meaning I'd end up either stuck in DMC or one of the Prince of Persia's.
Either way I'm stuck fighting a bunch of freakish monsters for all eternity, but who cares because it'd be fucking sweet!
I'd be stuck in Gears of War or TF2. Crap.
I would totally be an Engineer and barricade myself in a room with a sentry and a dispenser. Wait, do the Dispensers dispense candy bars too?
Oh shit, I could also get trapped in the Hammer editor! I better revise the insta-death map...
I would totally be an Engineer and barricade myself in a room with a sentry and a dispenser. Wait, do the Dispensers dispense candy bars too?
Oh shit, I could also get trapped in the Hammer editor! I better revise the insta-death map...
I'd either be stuck in Need for Speed: Most Wanted or NFL Blitz 2000, depending on how far back you could go with the games.
NFS:MW wouldn't suck too bad, because the cars are nigh indestructible except for tires and drag races, so I wouldn't have to worry too much about crappy driving.
NFL Blitz would suck, for obvious reasons.
NFS:MW wouldn't suck too bad, because the cars are nigh indestructible except for tires and drag races, so I wouldn't have to worry too much about crappy driving.
NFL Blitz would suck, for obvious reasons.
Ah, stuck in Twilight Princess.
Survival is easy enough, what with a market town and a fishing hole that never runs out of fish...curiously.
Alternatively is Diablo II...where survival might be...slightly more difficult...
Survival is easy enough, what with a market town and a fishing hole that never runs out of fish...curiously.
Alternatively is Diablo II...where survival might be...slightly more difficult...
I'd be in Dark Crusade cutting a swath through the heretical filth with my battle brothers, (Space Marines), chainswording any unfortunate heretic or chaos spawn in half and cutting a swath through the mutant and xeno filth with my trusty plasma gun...at least until I charge with my squad of Grey Knights right into a Greater Khornate Bloodthirster, then I just get picked up, raised over it's horrifying maw of despair, seeing the remains of 1,000 other poor souls that fell to this monstrosity, and feeling the painful squeeze of the Bloodthirster as he squeezes the blood out of me like an over-ripe melon, watching my own life-force drip, no, torrent into it's chuckling mouth, as my battle brothers gaze on in horror, with one last prayer to the God Emperor, I die.
Not exactly the best way to go.
I guess I had better hope that professor's theory on "Game Over" was correct.
Not exactly the best way to go.
I guess I had better hope that professor's theory on "Game Over" was correct.
Well, I think I would be in hell, because I have been playing Unreal Tournament 3 a lot lately. I would be killed so many different ways only to respawn, kill, and die again. I would be like Bill Murry in Groundhog Day. I would try and find every possible way to die, and do it. I would try to actually ride a Redemer missle into the enemy base.
Also, I would get so fraking sick of seeing that damn flag that eventually I wouldn't even bother to capture it and instead just piss all over it and dare the other team touch it.
I would proably have fun with the vehicles though. I can imagine reinacting many Dukes of Hazzard moments with a Scorpion. Or getting in a Dark Walker and pretending I'm in an HG Wells novel.
Also, I would get so fraking sick of seeing that damn flag that eventually I wouldn't even bother to capture it and instead just piss all over it and dare the other team touch it.
I would proably have fun with the vehicles though. I can imagine reinacting many Dukes of Hazzard moments with a Scorpion. Or getting in a Dark Walker and pretending I'm in an HG Wells novel.
This entire topic reminds me of an episode of Stargate SG-1
I'd be doomed to living the life of a capsuleer. Actually I wouldn't mind, as I'd effectively be a god.
I'd be doomed to living the life of a capsuleer. Actually I wouldn't mind, as I'd effectively be a god.
Oh God. I'd be trapped in FEAR.
What would I do? Enter the cheat codes. I'd probably also wet my pants when Alma shows up.
What would I do? Enter the cheat codes. I'd probably also wet my pants when Alma shows up.
Final Fantasy XI. Go to Windurst. Hang out with the Mithra who are strangely in desperate need of men. Get my ass handed to me by some crazy-ass war machines. Ride chocobos. I wouldn't want to leave, to be honest. Just hook me up to life support in real life and let me live my dreams in the damn game.
I'd be stuck in no more heroes, which would be.....interesting, i mean, beating up people with lightsabers might get boring at some point...possibly....maybe...
Or i would be stuck in Gmod, which would be great fun...hmm how do i kill time while here? i know, build a spaceship! (with tron gloves
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Or i would be stuck in Gmod, which would be great fun...hmm how do i kill time while here? i know, build a spaceship! (with tron gloves
)
Thank god I don't have any horror games.(silent hill,Fear,Condemned,etc)
Let me think,I would be stuck In Oblivion,So it would'nt be all that bad,Im so Overpowered that I could Wipe out every thing that vaguly threatens me,with no consequences,or if there we're I would obliterate the whole towns population.And its the future so I would Imagine that the Cpu's there could take it.Or I would be stuck in Bad company,Which I would adore Me,Haggerd,Sweetwater,and Redford.That would be awsome!
Let me think,I would be stuck In Oblivion,So it would'nt be all that bad,Im so Overpowered that I could Wipe out every thing that vaguly threatens me,with no consequences,or if there we're I would obliterate the whole towns population.And its the future so I would Imagine that the Cpu's there could take it.Or I would be stuck in Bad company,Which I would adore Me,Haggerd,Sweetwater,and Redford.That would be awsome!
Oh my gosh... I'm stuck in "The Sims"! I'm kidding, I hate that game. But wow, I'm just imagining...
I'd probably be stuck in Knights of the Old Republic, which would be a pretty safe world to be in. See, it's turn-based and I could beat the snot of enemies when it's not my turn or attack them when not in combat. Plus, I'd get force powers.
I'd probably be stuck in Knights of the Old Republic, which would be a pretty safe world to be in. See, it's turn-based and I could beat the snot of enemies when it's not my turn or attack them when not in combat. Plus, I'd get force powers.
i would be stuck in oblivion. my guy's really monstrous and has 500k in his pocket. he can also punch people to death, and run faster than almost all NPCs. i almost beat Ma'iq the Liar, but got mad, took a shortcut, and cracked him in the head with a longsword.
and if i wasn't stuck in oblivion, i would be stuck in mgs4. sweet, who wouldn't want to carry everything EVAR in their pocket, only stopping to reapply camo patterns?
and if i wasn't stuck in oblivion, i would be stuck in mgs4. sweet, who wouldn't want to carry everything EVAR in their pocket, only stopping to reapply camo patterns?
Stuck in EVE, I'd be a neural implant enhanced ship captain with tons of money and if I died, I would re-awaken in a clone. I'd live forever until I my mind went insane and I pulled the plug on myself.
Audiosurf would be fun to be stuck in. I'd be the guy driving the race car down the track, rocking out to my favorite tunes collecting an assortment of multicolored blocks...
Audiosurf would be fun to be stuck in. I'd be the guy driving the race car down the track, rocking out to my favorite tunes collecting an assortment of multicolored blocks...