Help me outsmart my younger brother!

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X10J

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1. Seems simple enough. Just remove his access to the internet. Use either sabotage or punching.

2. The solution to "1." should suffice as a solution to "2."
 

Exo-Mike

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X10J said:
1. Seems simple enough. Just remove his access to the internet. Use either sabotage or punching.

2. The solution to "1." should suffice as a solution to "2."
Unfortunately his connection is the wireless router, I take him down and I can't get online (please dont start a petition to back this plan)

I could steal his sky access card and deprive him of sky alone
 

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Souplex said:
If others help you, you're not outsmarting him.
This.
Younger brothers just always win, you don't stand a chance. Sorry. My Brothers had to learn the same lesson :p
 

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Exo-Mike said:
bojac6 said:
Exo-Mike said:
rokkolpo said:
When you ask people to outsmart your younger brother, you have already lost.

1. Kick him
2. Not necessary
I've only lost if I give up, since he is using the internet in this war there is obviously no ban on it.
Sadly, that's not true. You see, by admitting that you can't outsmart your younger brother, you did lose. Your younger brother's conditions for victory aren't stopping you from watching Sky movies. His condition for victory is making you look silly by panicking over a silly claim.

He's won.
I've only lost the upper hand, the war never ends the balance merely shifts

Although your posts seem designed to make me give up...... Are you one of my brothers' agents

If so tell him I will never surrender
What the HELL are you talking about? Are you really naive enough or narcissistic enough to believe your LITTLE brother has agents everywhere? And that if he did, in fact, have a bankroll that would purchase said agents that he would waste them on monitoring you? And no, you're wrong, in asking for help you have already lost; if anyone actually gives you the solution to the Sphinx's--I mean, your brother's--riddle, it will have been their smarts, not yours. Being smart enough to ask others on the interwebs for help doesn't count...it just makes you seem a fop. How could you--

Oh, oh, wait. For a whole minute there, I was actually engaged in the belief that you really needed help against your malevolent little brother's evil machinations to make your life hell, HELL, HELL I TELL YOU! But now I just realized that this entire thread is simply a plea for attention by letting the rest of everywhere know that you have multi-box Sky in your home. Congratulations on your superior status and disposable income. I hope the nature of your brother's threat [the one you'll never expect and can't counter] is a thing called a ball-peen hammer.
 

X10J

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Exo-Mike said:
X10J said:
1. Seems simple enough. Just remove his access to the internet. Use either sabotage or punching.

2. The solution to "1." should suffice as a solution to "2."
Unfortunately his connection is the wireless router, I take him down and I can't get online (please dont start a petition to back this plan)

I could steal his sky access card and deprive him of sky alone
If he's using a laptop you could just snatch it. Of course thats more of a jerk move. And it's quite blunt.
 

Samnite

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Ah, passive-aggressive brotherly love...

Like-for-like usually holds sway here - find something he uses as frequently as you do Sky movies and threaten his control over it one way or another. Then, if you call each other's bluff and do it anyway, it's usually a battle of attrition over who sees how childish yet completely necessary it is first...
 

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Whenever I outsmarted my older brother he used to put me in to some kind of wrestling pin which he called 'the position'. I was pretty young at the time and called it 'the pidgeon'.
You pretty much lie the person on the ground and roll their legs over their head and hold them down their a while.
...it worked on me ;)
 

Samnite

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...Or just try playing the 'if you had managed to be as cool as your older brother you wouldn't have to do that' card.

(Does not count as double post! There's one in between!)
 

Wintermoot

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destroy or sabotage his computer PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!
PS you could also paint his bike pink or something like that
 

Wolf-AUS

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Maybe, if you can get access to his computer, install a VNC program then hide the icon in the tray, then go back to your computer and he goes to use his start browsing the web and open pages and all that crap, and he won't know what is going on.

Or, if you're really feeling like a dick, write up a batch file and stick it in his start folder, so when he turns his computer it starts deleting his shit or opens up some weird programs or something.
 

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As an only child, I may not be the best informed, but here's what you do: Ask him.. not to?

Seriously man, if you live together obviously you don't have a burning hatred of each other. If he makes the first move and DOES do it (somehow), go nuts with pranks.
 

Exo-Mike

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Wolf-AUS said:
Or, if you're really feeling like a dick, write up a batch file and stick it in his start folder, so when he turns his computer it starts deleting his shit or opens up some weird programs or something.
A good idea but I think that's raising the stakes a little to high at this point.

Just spoken to him and he can't keep a secret, he's told me that he has online access to the Sky account, thats how he plans to shut me off

Thanks for all the great ideas I will definately use some of them in the future, it's only a matter of time before we butt heads again
 

X10J

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Parallel Streaks said:
As an only child, I may not be the best informed, but here's what you do: Ask him.. not to?

Seriously man, if you live together obviously you don't have a burning hatred of each other. If he makes the first move and DOES do it (somehow), go nuts with pranks.
There you go.
 

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Armored Prayer said:
Species5618 said:
Armored Prayer said:
1: Get some duck tape.
Exo-Mike said:
If that fails I can always use the duck tape
those poor ducks...

Its DUCT tape, people, the stuff you use on DUCTS!!!
Duct Duck, as long as everyone gets what I'm saying.

Thanks for the correction though.
All true, but there is a Duck brand of Duct Tape. So calling it Duck Tape is not technically wrong.
http://www.kingstonszim.com/media/ccp0/prodsm/duck_tape.jpg
 

w-Jinksy

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kick him out and get a flat/house/room mate who inst a complet dickfaced asstard? *(no offence)
 

Patrick Dare

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Armored Prayer said:
Species5618 said:
Armored Prayer said:
1: Get some duck tape.
Exo-Mike said:
If that fails I can always use the duck tape
those poor ducks...

Its DUCT tape, people, the stuff you use on DUCTS!!!
Duct Duck, as long as everyone gets what I'm saying.

Thanks for the correction though.
I could just be crazy but I seem to recall that it was actually originally known as duck tape and later became known as duct tape.