Help me the door to the room I'm in is stuck and won't open!

[KefkaCultist]

use the gun from portal

 

[Optional Opinion]

Do not try and open the door, that's impossible. Instead only try and realise the truth.

There is no door!

 

[Mcface]

Call the police and tell them your holding yourself hostage intill your giving a million dollars, once negotions fail they will break down the door for you.

this would work.. but I think i would rather be trapped than hit in the face with a tear gas grenade, and then as im recovering, hit in the face with a flashsbang before being arrested by a SWAT team.

 

[Crimson King]

Have your friend kick the door down and say that you almost became a "_______ sandwich."

 

[Firepowered]

Is this a point-and-click real-life adventure?

If so:
LOOK @ DOOR
LOOK @ ROOM

 

[-Samurai-]

You have to replace the shotgun on the rack with the broken shotgun. Watch out, though, the ceiling in the next room will try to crush you.

Try to pry the door open?

 

[Quaxar]

Try using a widow instead.

What? Hasn't the poor lady suffered enough already?

OT: try writing a testament with your body fluids on the wall and prepare for the worst. Or show us a picture so the thieves and thief-game players know what we're dealing with.

 

[Sable Gear]

okay, the credit card thing wont work because I dont have my wallet. I'm almost out of here, I just need some kind of leverage to lift the frame out of the hinge brackets, but from this side.

Try using a chair and propping it under the doorknob to puch up the door.

Failing that, use that itunes card you found to unscrew the doorknob (if it has slot-head screws) and try a pen or something to catch the little lever dealy inside and open the door that way (just remember to catch it if it's off its hinges)

 

[Corporal Bill]

Boot the door down.

Iv'e done it before.

Led to much butthurt from my mum though.

 

[Firepowered]

LOOK @ INVENTORY

You have:
-Itunes Card
-Computer

HELP

Tip: Try to scan the room and find more useful things.

 

[Uberpwn-w00t]

It's your lucky day good sir!

I just finished my drawings of a Chainsaw launcher prototype, might come in handy in this nasty situation right?

This is how it would look like

Did you draw that yourself? Either way, that's epic.

...And no, I don't actually have any advice. Falcon punch it or something. Show it ya moves.

 

[Leviathan_]

It's your lucky day good sir!

I just finished my drawings of a Chainsaw launcher prototype, might come in handy in this nasty situation right?

This is how it would look like

Did you draw that yourself? Either way, that's epic.

...And no, I don't actually have any advice. Falcon punch it or something. Show it ya moves.

Hah! I wish


No, I found both these awesome pics somewhere on the web.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

Do not try and open the door, that's impossible. Instead only try and realise the truth.

There is no door!

exactly
the door is merely a metaphor to you feeling powerless and trapped in a place where others can easily enter and exit, it probably indicates a state of helplessness and feelings of being out of place in the world

learn to accept that everyone is unique and different people accel at different things and, though you may go through the doorway slower than everyone else or with less comfort, that you and you alone can choose to go through whenever you are ready

 

[Accountfailed]

Use the interbutts to send a webtext to a friend, or something long as leverage to bust the door open.

 

[Thedayrecker]

Use no clip

 

[Purplefood1]

slide the hinge pins out.

good idea, but I'll need a thin object to poke them out.

Use your penis

When i doubt whack it out

OT: same thing happened to me but i used a window and climbed down the side of the house

 

[Captain Pancake]

Okay, good news is I got out. Bad news is the door is now busted. It was wider in the middle, so it was shut tighter than a nun's vagina. But on the bright side, I now have a wonderful open plan study.

 

[Ren3004]

If you can find a way to pull the little metal thing that keep the door shut, it should get you out of there. When this happened to me, I used a screwdriver.