Hey Everybody, It's the God of War III Sex Scene! *NSFW*

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Benj17

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T-Bone24 said:
Those two lesbians spoke like the teenagers of today.

"By. The. Gods."
B.T.G did you see the size of his...

i knowwww PMTLMGMO (piss my toga laughing my gluteus maximus off)

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archvile93

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Eh, I'm not really into lesibiansim. I have nothing against lesbians mind you, I just don't get turned on by them.
 

Awexsome

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That was hilarious more than anything! I mean C'mon, they put the sword sheathe sound effect with every QTE for crying out loud.

The bad voice acting was going on with their sex scene but the loudest thing I heard was: "SHING! ... SHING! ... SHING!"
 

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MrMisfit said:
Phoenixlight said:
Ugh, this really does drag the series down in terms of respectability...
How? It wasn't all that different than the other 2 sex scenes.
The first two had no place in the games, they served no purpose to the story. It seems in the latest installment that they are making the sex more explicit in an attempt to attract a wider audience (perverts).
 

maninahat

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Hilarious. I wonder what happens if you keep pressing the wrong buttons:

"Oh...I'm sorry my dear, that doesn't normally happen..."
 

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maninahat said:
Hilarious. I wonder what happens if you keep pressing the wrong buttons:

"Oh...I'm sorry my dear, that doesn't normally happen..."
That's what I was wondering. Do the other girls start frowning and saying stuff like "oh... that's just wrong", "Wow, he completely missed", "For the god of war, it's odd he uses such a small sword."
 
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WINDOWCLEAN2 said:
You'd think a demi-god could go for longer than that surley.....
That's probably the premise for his entire adventure. Overcompensation for being, frankly, a shit lover.
 

Zacharine

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IamQ said:
I think you're taking it a bit too seriusly. They probably only did it in the first god of war, because they thought it was funny. Then, as time went by, it was featured in Gow 2, so now it's become sort of a tradition in the series.
Quite possibly, but what is the point? Why spend money and time and effort on that?

How does it improve the gameplay? How does it advance the story? How does it add depth to the storytelling or characters?

GoW III will hardly be the perfect game when it comes out: no game is. And instead of polishing it, perhaps making the story a little more engaging or adding another attack to the repertoire of Kratos...

They used time and resources for that. And everyone will either think it as an excellent fan-yay moment or be too busy fapping to think of anything.

Besides, even if people would be fapping like crazy over them, it wouldn't lower their IQ.
The fapping part won't, not by itself, in that you are right. It is simply that it is indicative that poorly-executed, unrealistic clip about sex is still all that is needed for some to throw away their money. Seriously, it's like no-ones seen a half-naked woman before. What lowers the IQ is that that short clip will be enough to spark flame-wars, will feature in a lot of wet dreams and that a fanbase will grow around that short, pointless, poorly executed clip that adds nothing of value and fails to qualify as art.
 

008Zulu_v1legacy

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Yeah, this game wont be coming out in Australia any time soon.

I guarantee they had boob jobs back then, your telling me some under-endowed women never prayed to Aphrodite for a larger rack one night and wake up the next morning with bigger twins?
 

presidentjlh

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While the clip is without a doubt out of context, I am finding it difficult to imagine a good context for it. I hope they weren't trying to seriously make that scene sexy, because they failed, big time.

It better have a really good reason for the scene, otherwise I'm dismissing it as purely an attempt to get the horny 13-16 year old demographic. Even if it does have a good reason, it's still a pretty blatant pandering to man's eternal interest in tits, albeit not purely that.
 

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Best. Minigame. Ever.

Now why can't the Wii have mini-games like this? Almost everything on the Wii incorporates mini-games.

EDIT: Have these people complaining ever played a God of War game? These are always in the games as Easter Eggs. They make no sense but do all Easter Eggs have too?
 

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SakSak said:
How does it improve the gameplay? How does it advance the story? How does it add depth to the storytelling or characters?
it is mainly a distraction from the bloody gibs and blood flying around..
it is just to blow (hehe) of some steam
they make kratos a little more human.. and humans have needs (cookie 4 reference)