Hey! I didn't say that!

[Kitsune Hunter]

I've always wanted to wear bra and panties, just to see what they feel like

I think it would be much easier just asking a girl that

 

[Fijiman]

I am completely hairless. You will not find a single hair on my body excluding those absolutely necessary for proper bodily function.

TMI dude.

 

[Neuromancer]

Ilyena should be here to offer a guest welcome. Ilyena, where are you?

Look at you. Once you stood first among the Servants. Once you wore the Ring of Tamyrlin, and sat in the High Seat. Once you summoned the Nine Rods od Dominion. Now look at you! A pitiful, shattered wretch. But it is not enough. You humbled me in the Hall of the Servants. You defeated me at the Gates of Paaran Disen. But I am the greater, now. I will not let you die without knowing that. When you die, your last thought will be the full knowledge of your defeat, of how complete and utter it is. If I let you die at all.

 

[Fijiman]

I made poopy today!

That's great, now did you it in the toilet or your pants?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Redlin loves my new avatar.

Meh, it's okay. I like your old ones better.

 

[Teoes]

Fijiman's new avatar is almost as shit as his face is stupid! HA!

gud 1 man! lol tht wuz lyk soooo funny!

 

[Neuromancer]

The eeeeeee theme is complete. Tremble before my wrath!

The Dead Sea Scrolls fortold of this. Third Impact is near. Instrumentality is but a breath away.

 

[Euryalus]

The eeeeeee theme is complete. Tremble before my wrath!

Gyeth GYETH!

Ia iä Cthulhu Fhatgn!

 

[Barbas]

Did you bring the whip, cuffs and spatula? I have the margarine.

Dirty boy, DIRTY BOY!

 

[Teoes]

Good good. Without the margarine I'd really struggle to get all that inside me.

Pfft. Amateur.

 

[Neuromancer]

And I heard, as it were, the Noise of Thunder. One of the four beasts saying "Come and and see" and I saw and behold:

Spaghetti

Spaghetti? Raikou came upon you and all he showed you was Spaghetti?

 

[Teoes]

Come round to my place tonight and I'll shower you with something else. I'll then tell you it's raining.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me!

 

[EeveeElectro]

We had at least a page without filthy degenerate talk, I have to rectify that...

We can always count on you....

 

[Teoes]

We had at least a page without filthy degenerate talk, I have to rectify that...

HAHAHA THAT SOUNDED LIKE 'RECTUM'!

I knew I could trust you to reach for my low-hanging fruit.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

OHH DEAR GAWD, LEAVE ME BALLS ALONE EEEVEEELECTRO!! IT HURTS SO BAD

Yikees! Bettah run away!

*Morsomk used Dig.*

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'd berry my dik so deep in your ass, whoever could pull it out would be crown King Arthur.

Lmfao! Do you get many girls with that line?

 

[Teoes]

I like to hide cans of air freshener down the back of my skirt at work, so I can clench my cheeks and make people think my farts smell like Magnolia.

It might work too, if you weren't actually farting like a trooper at the same time.

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

i like to fart when im alone

Okay? but why would you tell people that?

 

[Teoes]

If I were to pay you a respectable amount, would you consider sending me your farts in a jar?

You'll find me a reasonable man. Hell, if you'd agree to pay the postage then I'd be agreeable. How about I use a gherkin jar first off to give it a vinegary edge?

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

I have been selling farts on Ebay, the catch is however that they are just empty used Gherkin jars

You sir are quite the Entrepreneur