Hey! I didn't say that!

[Barbas]

I like to kidnap and skin giraffes. Did you know that I'm utterly insane?

The first step towards solving a problem is realizing that you have one....you craaaaaaaaazy bastard...

 

[Fijiman]

Starting tomorrow, I'm going to post every video ever onto the Escapist.

Now why would you do that?

 

[EeveeElectro]

Starting tomorrow, I'm going to post every video ever onto the Escapist.

Ah cool, don't forget to auto-play them all for added awesomeness

NO GOD PLEASE NO

 

[Barbas]

Starting tomorrow, I'm going to post every video ever onto the Escapist.

Ah cool, don't forget to auto-play them all for added awesomeness

AND YOU CAN START BY CLICKING ON THE MIRACLE OF GOATS BADGE!

Y-you're...sick!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Who wants to punch me in the face? You get one free shot. Everyone is welcome

Can I get the first one?

 

[Drummodino]

I'm gonna kill you fool!

But why? I'm innocent I say, innocent!

 

[Barbas]

You know who lays traps for Troubadours who get killed before they reach Bombay?

That was you?

 

[Fijiman]

I dress pets up in little outfits, take pictures, and then sell them for a living.

You are truly the lowest of the low, I don't know if I can even call you human.

 

[Barbas]

I dress pets up in little outfits, take pictures, and then sell them for a living.

Pics or GTFO.

I would say I need an adult, but apparently I'm supposed to be one. What a kerfuffle...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Someone, quick! PIE ME!

Spoiler

 

[Barbas]

Harsh.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Where do you buy meth?

I't's cheaper to make it

 

[Barbas]

Once this battle station becomes fully operational, my empire will be the ultimate power in the galaxy. Dissenters will be silenced, worlds will burn...

Um, you've set it to open mic. instead of push-to-talk again.

 

[Evil Smurf]

OMG, Edward is coming to my party! I have a totes cute outfit that's super adorable.

Is he bringing his dark friend?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

OMG, Edward is coming to my party! I have a totes cute outfit that's super adorable.

Girl please, Jacob is so much hotter and I'm going to make him all my

Is this whole team Edward/Jacob fight still a thing?

 

[Evil Smurf]

How much wood, would a possessed onion eat, if it were gay?

42

 

[Barbas]

There are 42 corpses in my basement...and I had every single one of them.

 

[Fijiman]

Why do all my muffins taste like feet?

Because you made them in an office supply store.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Why does everyone make crude jokes in this thread? *dissolves into tears*

*pats back* it's okay friend.

 

[Fijiman]

I NEED MORE BOOZE, DAMN IT!

Eevee, go home, you're drunk.