Hey! I didn't say that!

[Drummodino]

I'm coming up, so you better get this party started!

Alright woooooo! I hope you brought the jello shots Gendo!

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Alright woooooo! I hope you brought the shotgun Bofus!

Got it, now I'll run crowd control while you rob the tellers.

 

[Barbas]

I'll start a fire in the crowd.

*Grins*...http://www.hark.com/clips/zphsnkckhj-need-a-light

 

[EeveeElectro]

I hate it when my bae doesn't text me back

I wish people would stop talking like 15 year old wannabe gangsters -__-;

 

[Barbas]

Awright, mush - any of you c*nts know where I can appropriate an air rifle for taking out the slappers by the canal after dark?

Spoiler: ...

I'm not sure this is a good idea.​

 

[SirDerpy]

If you just admit your gay love for your dad, I'm sure he'll accept you fine, if you catch my drift. Waggles eyebrows

Sorry, did somebody say something about incest and yaoi at the same time? I'm here now, we can begin.

 

[Barbas]

What on Earth is wrong with you?!

 

[SirDerpy]

I've wronged you and the Earth so hard, simultaneously!

There, there. We always have community service. Failing that, the government will overlook your crimes against humanity for two Golden Unicorns.

 

[Barbas]

Are you here for the non-stop pants party? :3

Call 911!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Are you here for the non-stop pants party? :3

Can we get rid of the whole pants thing?

Agreed, in fact, no clothes, how does that sound?.

Didn't really take you for a nudist

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Are you here for the non-stop pants party? :3

Can we get rid of the whole pants thing?

Agreed, in fact, no clothes, how does that sound?.

Psh, I already took mine off!

Y'all are making me really uncomfortable.

 

[Neuromancer]

We need more quotes in the quote train.

Agreed, in fact, no clothes, how does that sound?.

We need more quotes for the quote train

True. As your lord thy god I shall ninja thy cop to add to the quotes

DAMN YOU JESUS! I'll sell you off for free!

At least make some profit out of it...

 

[SirDerpy]

True. As your lord thy god I shall ninja thy cop to add to the quotes

DAMN YOU JESUS! I'll sell you off for free!

At least sell him for Coke. Mmm....crack...

Pepsi is where it's at, bro. Oh, man, the train is too long to fit in its entirety!

 

[Neuromancer]

True. As your lord thy god I shall ninja thy cop to add to the quotes

DAMN YOU JESUS! I'll sell you off for free!

When he comes back after three days he'll *****-slap your face back to Africa.

I want Jesus to *****-slap me too!

And so Jesus Christ became a pimp.

 

[Drummodino]

And so Jesus Christ became my *****.

Impressive work, even for you.

 

[SirDerpy]

I just got neutered. ;_;

I feel you, man, but the operation was a stunning success!

 

[Neuromancer]

Drum? Why? Why leave me for him?!

'Cuz when the pimp's in the crib, ma
Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot

 

[EeveeElectro]

Think I'll go for this look next, opinions?

Oh um... lovely...

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I love to push people down stairs

And like that, we can never be friends

 

[Barbas]

Pricknipples.

*Nods*...Mmm. Okay.