Hey! I didn't say that!

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm the reason the new Star Wars trailer needed to justify a Black Stormtrooper.

I was under the impression that they were all conscripts so racial background wouldn't matter because Palpatine was just a dick equally to everyone.

 

[Barbas]

While Palpatine was quite the human supremacist, he did make exceptions for outstandingly talented officers such as Grand Admiral Thrawn, who became the 13th Grand Admiral.

I didn't know that, Redlin. This is why you're the Star Wars man.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I know what evil lurks in the hearts of men.

I don't know if that's more awesome or creepy.

 

[Barbas]

I am ruthless. I will kill a man and I will kill a dog and also a baby.

K.

 

[Barbas]

My AK! Where's my fucking AK?!

Y'all shoulda bought American. Now it's too laaate!

 

[Twintix]

Y'all shoulda bought Häagen-Dazs!

Nah mate, I prefer Ben&Jerry's. Or home-made.

 

[Barbas]

I put peanut butter in my ice cream!

How strange; I put mine in my mouth.

 

[tilmoph]

How strange; I put mine in my armpit.

That sounds unpleasant. And sticky.

 

[Twintix]

Gha! I fucked up! D:

I can tell, you scrub. D<

 

[Barbas]

Today I realized my dream of being a very hungry caterpillar. I will consume all salads on Earth.

Nooooo, my perfect Waldorf! That was destined for the mayor's barbecue!

 

[Twintix]

Today I realized my dream of being a very hungry caterpillar. I will consume all salads on Earth.

Nooooo, I'm a perfect Waldorf! Don't eat me!

TRY TO STOP ME!

 

[Barbas]

TRY TO STOP ME FROM EATING YOUR FIRSTBORN!

That sounds oddly Scandinavian.

 

[Twintix]

TRY TO STOP ME FROM EATING YOUR FIRSTBORN!

That sounds sexy.

Uh, whatever floats your boat?

 

[tilmoph]

Wanna do it on my boat?

...How big is the boat?

 

[Barbas]

Don't make me park this longboat up your ass, pal!

Does anyone have any boat lubricant?

 

[Twintix]

Look, Funs, all I want is booty. If ya ain't giving the booty, I shall take the booty. And believe me, you don't want me to take it by force.

Noooo, don't hurt me! Please! You can do anything you want with me, but please don't hurt me!

Not into BDSM, huh?

 

[tilmoph]

What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....with my dick.

Why was it out to begin with.

 

[Twintix]

What the?! Lady, I just accidentally bumped into you! ....with my dick.

Can I touch it?

Wha-Why would you ask a question like that, you pervert?!