Hey! I didn't say that!

[Barbas]

you are a baby but splatoon is not and if you are going to argue with me suck my fucking dick.

A stunning riposte, and most expertly posted!

 

[Wary Wolf]

Behold my green helmet! All Arguments are now invalid!

Particularly the argument that the helmet makes you look cool

 

[Barbas]

Behold my green helmet! All Arguments are now invalid!

Suck mah helmet, boyo!

Oh dear...

 

[Wary Wolf]

Suck mah helmet, boyo!

Oh dear. Your helmet appears to be rather small, and I don't think that the colour is healthy. You might want to seek professional help for that.

I thought it didn't look normal. Thanks for the advice. I'll go book an appointment at the sexual health clinic now.

 

[Barbas]

I thought it didn't look normal. Thanks for the advice. I'll go book an appointment at the sexual health clinic now.

I recommend the Marvin Gaye Free Clinic for all your sexual healing needs.

 

[Wary Wolf]

I recommend the Gary Glitter Free Clinic for all your sexual healing needs.

Rock and rolll. Hey. Rock and Roll.

 

[Barbas]

Rock this cock around the clock, woman!

Hello, Police?

 

[Wary Wolf]

Hello, Police? Yes, my testicles are stuck in a bear trap again. No I don't need an ambulance. I want you to bring the tazer again please.

Trying to sing as high a frequency as possible?

 

[Barbas]

Trying to sing and I'll put my foot in your butt. I hate music.

*Cries*.

 

[Wary Wolf]

*Cries in a manly way showing us it is possible to be men and emotional*
*Sniff* *Sniff*
I'm just so happy! I finally was able to do number 2s without mommy holding my hand...

You're a big boy now!

 

[Barbas]

*Slaps* A bigger boy made me do it!

You always use the peer pressure excuse!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

*Slaps* A bigger boy made me do it!

I pee in public!

Really?! There might be children present! use a bathroom!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I sacked Rome.

Pffft. The Goths did it before it was cool.

 

[Barbas]

Guys, I just saw a fucking vampire! It bit me right in the ass!

Save yourselves!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

( 'O _ O)

*Hides under bed*.

 

[Wary Wolf]

(> _ <)* <NRRRRGGGG!

*Passes out from the effort of passing 30 kilos of coke balloons*.

Well, I wasn't into the coke scene before. Now I'm off it for life after seeing that.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Well, I wasn't into the coke scene before. Now I'm off it for life after seeing grandma naked.

Coke is a hell of a drug!

 

[Barbas]

AH DO COCAAAAAI-

Yes, yes, we know.

 

[Wary Wolf]

No! No! Not the wooden spoon again!

Sounds splintery.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

No! No! Not the wooden spoon again!

I have splinters in my arse.

Do they hurt when you sit down?

 

[Barbas]

The best tool available for D.I.Y. is a rolling pin.

You crazy old coot!