Hey! I didn't say that!

[Barbas]

I'm Jiminy Cricket, you fuckpuppet, and there's gonna be changes around here, ho boy!

Woooooopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I'm Jiminy Cricket, you fuckpuppet, and there's gonna be changes around here, ho boy!

Woooooopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!

and now I have a concussion

well that's what you get for jumping out a window head first.

 

[Barbas]

...And now I have a concussion.

Well that's what you get for attempting unqualified, energetic auto-fellatio.

How very smutty!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

...And now I have a concussion.

Well that's what you get for attempting unqualified, energetic auto-fellatio.

How very smutty!

You would know. . .

 

[Barbas]

You would know. . .whore!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I'm such a whore!

 

[Barbas]

Put your heresy in my vestry!

Unf.

 

[Barbas]

And just where is this vestry?

Let me show you - it's da bestry!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

And just where is this vestry?

Let me show you - it's in the bestiary!

Oh, I hope we can ride it!

That's messed up dude.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You make messes, dude.

Only when I need to take back the landmines I placed outside of orphanages.

YOU MONSTER!

 

[Barbas]

Back to your turnips, serfs!

now i r sade.

 

[Barbas]

If you kill one, the rest will fall into line.

Yes, yes, I see...*scribbles notes*.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

ah, Ah, ACHOO!...allergies.

bloody ragweed!