Hey! I didn't say that!

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

The police in my town are going fucking crazy, they've already started breaking down doors and I think I might be next.

Well....shit man. You got a gun to defend yourself or something?

 

[username sucks]

I need to borrow some guns. Like, high power, fully automatic guns. I can't tell you why, but you trust me, right?

I don't know, this seem pretty shady. But I have known you for a few days, so sure.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Gee I hope Micheal Bay makes a live action Pokemon movie!

NO NO NO NO NO NO

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Yay! Micheal Bay is making a live action Pokémon movie!

No no no no no no no!

 

[Teoes]

Yeeeeeeeeees!

Well that's nice you agree and all, but practice some self-restraint dude. No-one's going to want to eat those cakes now.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Ohh hot damn, cakes with sticky white stuff on them mmmmmmm...the taste reminds me of prison.

I didn't know that prison had bakeries in them.

 

[Neuromancer]

I didn't know that bakeries had bakers in them.

It is a well kept secret, predating the time of the Numenoreans and the War of the Silmarils.

 

[Fijiman]

Who put these pillows up my nose? When I find the person who did this I'll stuff them up their nose and see how they like it.

Well good luck with that.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I need a new pair of sunglasses, one that is made out of gold and diamonds!

You could probably talk to the most popular rapper at the moment for that.

 

[Teoes]

I'll make you a new pair of sunglasses, just give me some cling film, cardboard, a marker pen, some sticky-back plastic and a packet of fruit gums.

That's nice. Don't you let that degree in Arts & Crafts go to waste.

 

[Fijiman]

I am the prettiest log man of them all! All shall bow down before my prettiness.

Sounds like someone has an inflated ego.

 

[Teoes]

I have an inflatable love pillow of myself.

Really - where'd you get it, how much? Err, I mean.. that's disgusting man. There's confidence and there's just plain sick.

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm creating a clone of myself just so I have sex with him

You make Narcissus look humble.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Necrophilia is fucking awesome and I think everyone should do it, it's easy and the other party won't deny you.

Yeah.....you go do that.

 

[Neuromancer]

Hey... mind if I join? I hear there are some really hot half rotten grannies in the graveyards

Yeah, sure, whatever. But bring your own shovel.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

No, Fuck you! You aren't coming the Ice Cream Party with me.

Well fine then! I didn't want to go this stupid Ice cream party.....NO WAIT COME BACK, TAKE ME WITH YOU!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Just listened to the whole of Justin Biebers back catalogue. Belieber fo lyf #swag

Well, I'm not one to judge!

 

[Neuromancer]

RU FRO RAEL? Nicki Minaj is, liek, totally 1000000% moar awsum thn Biebeier

Gods, kids these days have no taste in music.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Gods, kids these days sure have taste in music.

I wouldn't agree with you on that one.

 

[Neuromancer]

omfg shut up u old fart u prolly just jealz of Justin 'cuz he's got the bestest voice evah and u suck

LOL WHAT? U think that fagt bieber makes money cuz of his voice? ROFLMAO kid listen to some real fucking music like hardcore metal stuff like Metallica's St. Anger. That's the shit.