Hey! I didn't say that!

[Teoes]

Jeez. You're just a typical disgusting man with a humungous, erm.. ego!

Hey! My eyes are up here..!

 

[Fijiman]

If I ever go out of control, will someone please bake me a cake?

I won't.

 

[Teoes]

If you ever go out of control, I will bake you into a cake and sell slices of it/you for exorbitant prices up and down the country at farmers markets.

Neat, it'd be a little road trip!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

ON THE ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAD AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN *suddenly does a cool car flip*

Sweet car flip, bro.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

ON THE ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAD AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN *suddenly does a cool car flip*

Can I come to, I want to pick up and eat any roadkill we find on the trip.

Sure whynot, I don't judge others on what they eat

 

[Euryalus]

ON THE ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAD AGAIIIIIIIIIIIN *suddenly does a cool car flip*

Can I come to, I want to pick up and eat any roadkill we find on the trip.

How dare you!

How could you desecrate the remains of one of the universe's beautiful creatures? You're worse than the animal murdering inbreds who eat meat because it "tastes good"

*more insane crazy ranting about dietary decisions*

Why ya gotta hate bra?

 

[Teoes]

Shut your fucking face, uncle fuckeeeeerrr..

!

You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fuckeeeerr..

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Shut your fucking face, uncle fuckeeeeerrr..

ARF ARF ARF SOUTH PARK ARF!

Well.....shut your fucking face, uncle fuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer?!

 

[Teoes]

I MOCK YOU AHAHAHA! YOU ARE SMALL.

Hmph. It was only the first thing that came to mind. I've have a load of threads to spam AND work to do today, you know..

 

[EeveeElectro]

Whatcha say? I'm making a spam and chocolate spread sandwich, want a bite?

........ That's disgusting, I'd rather lick piss off a nettle.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Whatcha say? I'm making a spam and chocolate spread sandwich, want a bite?

That is lovely, though I would want to kiss a nettle

Umm....Ouch?

 

[Teoes]

Far be it for me to suggest you've got a face like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle..

Dude. It may be true but it's no less uncalled for.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Far be it for me to suggest you've got a face like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle..

Dude. *grabs Morsomk by the shirt* What do I do about my little problem? My gf is getting suspicious about us doing it in the dark!

Well man, it's not that size that ma- HAHAHAHAHA, is that a single Rice Crispy?

 

[game-lover]

Can I eat that Rice Crispy off your body?

What's the appeal of eating food off people anyway? I'm pretty sure that's not sanitary.

 

[Teoes]

Eat food off people? People are food!

The best part are the braaaaaaaaaaains..

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Eat food off people? People are food!

Dude, ya gots da get dah brains! Dey lovely bunch of coconuts! Eat dem like coconuts!

Well....Coconut?

 

[Teoes]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts..

Umm, I don't think your Mum's going to be too happy if she sees what you're doing to her underwear.

 

[username sucks]

My mum is gonna to be so mad at me like i am so dead cus i was doin stuff wit her underware and she cot me

The strange thing about this is that I'm pretty sure you're an adult already.

 

[Teoes]

It's a shame you're an adult, because otherwise I find you rather attractive.

I'm going to back away now. In fact, you just leave this place before the police get here.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I want to be Eevee's boyfriend!

No, I want to be Eevee's boyfriend! Me, you, outside, NOW!

Guys, guys please no fighting. I'm already a taken lady so it's futile :<