Damn it, so I could've just jumped off the Endingtron 9000 platform [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tge9x02wMqM]? I really wish I'd thought of that after failing to blow the Star Child's translucent brains out. We'd have to splice in some "good luck, everybody--and fuck you, Ghost Kid" dialogue before going over the edge, though. At the moment, that's probably as close to VICTORIOUS AND UPLIFTING as we can hope for.
(EDIT: Oh, wait, this would be the fifth ending. The fourth one is where you let Marauder Shields shoot you. Either of those work for me, I guess.)
(EDIT: Oh, wait, this would be the fifth ending. The fourth one is where you let Marauder Shields shoot you. Either of those work for me, I guess.)