Hey, Mass Effect 2, It's Me, Your Dear Friend.

[Vancifer]

I have something I need to say.
You know how I've beaten you about 3 times every time new DLC came out?

How about this?
Stop giving me weapons that don't stand up to the Black Hole Simulator or Collector Beam,
and armor that is generally useless and covers my face in conversations,
and vehicles that should've been in the STARTING GAME,
and a shitty quest that added a new character in that I cared NOTHING about,
and focus on making Mass Effect 3 the greatest game ever made.

Do all these things and we shall become friends again.
Until then, I'm going to indulge my time doing something better with my life.
Like WoW?
Except not really.

Deal?
Deal.

 

[Indecipherable]

I don't mind if they add a mini-expansion-esque DLC. Something that runs 2 to 3 hours, I'd pay decent money for that to get my ME2 fix. I'm honestly not worried about paying $8 for the kasumi DLC even if it was terribly short, but want I want is something to sink my teeth into, not something comparative to a virgin's first time.

 

[Amnestic]

I have something I need to say.
You know how I've beaten you about 3 times every time new DLC came out?

How about this?
Stop giving me weapons that don't stand up to the Black Hole Simulator or Collector Beam,

Cain>Collector Beam.

Fact.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Bioware always made shitty DLC. And they always will.

 

[Abedeus]

Are you seriously raging on the Internet about free DLC nobody is telling you to buy?

 

[Amsus]

Bioware always made shitty DLC. And they always will.

well, it's not all bad. I liked Shale.

 

[Vancifer]

Not rage,
Just a suggestion and worry for a dear friend of mine ^_^

 

[MadeinHell]

Bioware always made shitty DLC. And they always will.

Amen!

But honestly though. Wouldn't world be a better place if DLC for game actually had any kind of value? I mean... Most DLC's nowdays are things that one guy could do in his basement in about a day if he had the editor available. Why don't the developers realize that if DLC is actually GOOD people will buy it? Like the GTA 4 DLC which for me is a perfect marker of how people SHOULD make downloadable content.

And in case of console games it's a win-win scenario:
1. Players are happy with a good addition to a game they liked, and they pay a reasonable price for it.
2. As far as I know you can't pirate DLC on a console so even if someone pirated the original game authors still get the money out of a good DLC.

And while I'm not an expert I think that if people are to ever "like" downloadable content it MUST BECOME REASONABLE. Only total fan pays 5-10$ for 2 skins and a gun you will never use anyway. And rest of population will totally hate you for creating such useless crap.

 

[Legion]

I have something I need to say.
You know how I've beaten you about 3 times every time new DLC came out?

How about this?
Stop giving me weapons that don't stand up to the Black Hole Simulator or Collector Beam,

Cain>Collector Beam.

Fact.

I loved that gun so much.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Bioware always made shitty DLC. And they always will.

well, it's not all bad. I liked Shale.

Same here. But I wouldn't have paid for it. Would you? They wanted $15.

 

[Vancifer]

You do know that you're under no obligation to buy these things and that it's very likely a completely different team working on Mass Effect 3 than the one who's doing the DLC, right?

Are you trying to say that a certain team in Bioware is a group of retarded monkeys compared to another?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I have something I need to say.
You know how I've beaten you about 3 times every time new DLC came out?

How about this?
Stop giving me weapons that don't stand up to the Black Hole Simulator or Collector Beam,

Cain>Collector Beam.

Fact.

Hmm... since I can't seem to get the hang of the bloody thing, for me, Cain< everything else.

My favorite heavy weapons are: the black hole gun, the collector beam, and the arc wielder.

 

[Axeli]

Bioware always made shitty DLC. And they always will.

well, it's not all bad. I liked Shale.

Well, Shale was more like cut content. She was apparently supposed to be in the game from the start, but they ran out of time or something.

 

[Amnestic]

I have something I need to say.
You know how I've beaten you about 3 times every time new DLC came out?

How about this?
Stop giving me weapons that don't stand up to the Black Hole Simulator or Collector Beam,

Cain>Collector Beam.

Fact.

Hmm... since I can't seem to get the hang of the bloody thing, for me, Cain< everything else.

Step 1: Confirm that you have 100% or more ammo.
Step 2: Pull out the Nuke Launcher.
Step 3: Point in a vague direction towards whichever stupid merc you're about to disintegrate.
Step 4: Hold down fire button for like 6-7 seconds.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Laugh in the resulting afterglow of the annihilation you have just unleashed upon the puny mortals.
Step Infinity: Have sex with your crewmembers. Repeatedly.

 

[Vancifer]

Yes, BioWare will yield to the will of an anonymous nobody on the internet.

Oh they will.
Trust me.
XD

 

[TheDoctor455]

I have something I need to say.
You know how I've beaten you about 3 times every time new DLC came out?

How about this?
Stop giving me weapons that don't stand up to the Black Hole Simulator or Collector Beam,

Cain>Collector Beam.

Fact.

Hmm... since I can't seem to get the hang of the bloody thing, for me, Cain< everything else.

Step 1: Confirm that you have 100% or more ammo.
Step 2: Pull out the Nuke Launcher.
Step 3: Point in a vague direction towards whichever stupid merc you're about to disintegrate.
Step 4: Hold down fire button for like 6-7 seconds.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Laugh in the resulting afterglow of the annihilation you have just unleashed upon the puny mortals.

Okay... actually USING it isn't my problem, its getting my head around the percentages bullshit.
Maybe I thought about it too much, but it just sounds like Schrodinger's kind-of scenario in which I might possibly have ammo, then again, I might not. In order to be effective with ANY weapon, I need to have a clear grasp of how its ammo works. And besides, that bloody thing is too inaccurate, and too imprecise for my tastes. I prefer to have more control over where my shots are going... or more accurately, over how much area my shots will cover.