HEY! Who wants to play bubble breaker?!

[Kross]

I take a lot of naps, and mischief that other people find entertaining is a lot of work!

 

[Basement Cat]

I take a lot of naps, and mischief that other people find entertaining is a lot of work!

Just one new evil per year? Just one way of messing with the entire Escapist community every 365 days?

Spoiler: Please...?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I take a lot of naps, and mischief that other people find entertaining is a lot of work!

Those naps explain your piloting skills in FTL!

*restarts again*

I blame you.

 

[Flutterguy]

OP the kind of guy who goes to bars in a dress? Cause this seems like a trap!

 

[Barbas]

OP the kind of guy who goes to bars in a dress? Cause this seems like a trap!

You know, when somebody says that now, I think of bear traps. Then I think of that terrible film Teeth. Then I eat some ice cream until the brain freeze washes the short-term memory away. Then it's all good again.

OT: This is a terrible evil...

Sorry, where...ah, here. This is the thing I'm talking about:

 

[Fijiman]

OP the kind of guy who goes to bars in a dress? Cause this seems like a trap!

A trap? Don't be silly, there are no traps here aside from the fly trap next to the door.

 

[Zhukov]

Not gonna lie, I very nearly fell for this.

 

[JarinArenos]

Whoever created this deserves to be subjected to a 100-hour loop of "Baby"

Okay, maybe just a few hours, with time knocked off for quality trolling.

 

[SweetShark]

F*ck me. I fell for it as well.....
My Shark Instict failed me once again....
SO it is true what they about the red buttons....

How long it will take to go back to normal....

 

[SweetShark]

Right now Kross Posts are 666.
This is not just pure luck people.
Red, JB, Circles, Rage, Sorrow, all come together

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Spoiler: Sorry, where...ah, here. This is the thing I'm talking about.

The JavaScript for the button only runs on page load and the content of spoiler tags are encoded, so putting the button in spoilers means clicking it has no effect.

Now the question is, do you trust me enough to not be lying to you at this point? Or maybe it is a double bluff; am I trying to convince you that I'm lying when actually I'm being completely honest? Oh the complexity of this situation you must be in right now!

No, but seriously, it has no effect. ...Or does it?

Right now Kross Posts are 666.
This is not just pure luck people.

Try refreshing it a few more times. See what other numbers his post count comes to. =P

 

[Barbas]

(Snip).

Well then...clearly, this must be rectified...whether or not you are telling porky fibs! >.>

EDIT: <Insert Mass Effect 3 ending joke here>

 

[SweetShark]

Spoiler: Sorry, where...ah, here. This is the thing I'm talking about.

The JavaScript for the button only runs on page load and the content of spoiler tags are encoded, so putting the button in spoilers means clicking it has no effect.

Now the question is, do you trust me enough to not be lying to you at this point? Or maybe it is a double bluff; am I trying to convince you that I'm lying when actually I'm being completely honest? Oh the complexity of this situation you must be in right now!

No, but seriously, it has no effect. ...Or does it?

Right now Kross Posts are 666.
This is not just pure luck people.

Try refreshing it a few more times. See what other numbers his post count comes to. =P

Kross....well played, well played.
But even that, I saw first the 666....it must mean SOMETHING!

 

[Fijiman]

F*ck me. I fell for it as well.....
My Shark Instict failed me once again....
SO it is true what they about the red buttons....

How long it will take to go back to normal....

about 24 hours. Also Kross' post count is always changing to random stuff.

 

[FPLOON]

So... When does the Bubble Breaker DLC come out, again?

 

[SweetShark]

So... When does the Bubble Breaker DLC come out, again?

The DLC will include:

-Color Trap Button-
Many People didn't fall to the JB Trap cause the well-known color of the button: RED. With this DLC you can now change the color of the button!!! 6 different colors for you to select: Green, Blue, Yellow, Brown, Grey and Pink! Only for 4,99 dollars!!!

-Justin Bieber Pack-
Get bored seeing the same JB pic all the time? Now you can buy this DLC and have 3 brand new JB pics just for you!!!!

Only for 9,99 dollars!!!

-Kross VS The Escapists Pack-
You are so jealus of Kross for trolling so many people with this Thread and you want to be like him/her? NO PROBLEM! With this DLC you can get Kross Avatar, Posts Count, Joined Date, Badges and Escapists Hate only for 66,6 dollars.

 

[Padwolf]

snippidy

Well all this sounds delicious and all, but... what about the ultimate DLC pack that's going to cost me well over £100? I have money to waste goddamnit! I want to BE Kross! I don't want to be like him! Gods, where's the DLC for all us hardcore people?!

 

[SweetShark]

snippidy

Well all this sounds delicious and all, but... what about the ultimate DLC pack that's going to cost me well over £100? I have money to waste goddamnit! I want to BE Kross! I don't want to be like him! Gods, where's the DLC for all us hardcore people?!

We need seriously a Kickstarter for this.

 

[Barbas]

snippidy

Well all this sounds delicious and all, but... what about the ultimate DLC pack that's going to cost me well over £100? I have money to waste goddamnit! I want to BE Kross! I don't want to be like him! Gods, where's the DLC for all us hardcore people?!

He's probably making the store DLC page more and more convoluted as we speak...none shall be savers, all shall be screwed!

 

[False Messiah]

"Oh, this thread of this Kross fella' has a lot of replies, let me see what it is."
"13 pages of reply for some kind of bubble plastic sim or something? Well, let me press a few and move on"
"Aaahw, they don't even pop "
"Why is everyone in this thread angry, and why is everyones avatar JB?"
"Come to think of it, why is mine?!"

I don't like being tricked into harming myself with shiney red buttons