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SkullKing84

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Resident Evil: Director's cut way back in the day. Didn't realize i could open the book to get the item that you need to progress further in the game. Bought when it was new, played up to that point... quit. 6 months later started new game, same point in game... quit. Repeat every couple of months till about Resident evil 4 was about a year old or so and it finally dawned on me to open the damn book.

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YEARS WASTED!
 

Tohuvabohu

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Connor Lonske said:
i also always shot the treasure hiding over the pits of shit (beginning part of the game) that you're supposed to close the lid on before shooting down, hence to not get them covered in shit. however i failed to realize this for 5 years and always picked up cow shit covered treasure every time thinking that's a normal thing people do. then when i realized the lids could come down i wasted frag grenades (thanks to playing separate ways as ada doesn't want shitty treasure like that). only until one year ago i found out you could just shoot the thing holding the lid up to not get shit on your dumb ass treasure.
Are you serious???? I always just settled with the Shit Necklace (aka Turd Pendant) and never even thought closing the lid was a possibility .__. Man, I hate it when games are smarter than I am.
 

Binkan

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I never keybind or have high apm when i play rts game or mobas, yea i should be burned on the stake, but it doesn't mean im bad!

Playing FF:Tactics Advance on my GBA only to see my highest lvled char get Excalibur2 weapon stolen, naturally i switched off only to find out that my saved data became corrupted...
 

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I have a couple. Had to look up a couple of puzzles in both of the Portal games (i guess that counts), also I just started my 3rd playthrough of GTA 4 and only just learned how to do a handbrake turn.
 

Darquenaut

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When I first played Fallout 3, this was the first time I really played a typical Bethesda first-person game, so I wasn't familiar with the controls. And being stubborn, I never bothered to actually read the manual- I just played and learned from there. Point is- I spent probably more than 100 hours in the game doing sidequests and everything, only occasionally doing something for the main questline. By the time we awoke Liberty Prime- I can't remember how, but I somehow fell into the launch pad below the ground floor. I thought I would have to restart from the last checkpoint, but then, after randomly tapping the buttons, I found out the "Y" button was the jump button. I had spent the entire game up to that point not even realizing I could jump.
 

Connor Lonske

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Tohuvabohu said:
Connor Lonske said:
i also always shot the treasure hiding over the pits of shit (beginning part of the game) that you're supposed to close the lid on before shooting down, hence to not get them covered in shit. however i failed to realize this for 5 years and always picked up cow shit covered treasure every time thinking that's a normal thing people do. then when i realized the lids could come down i wasted frag grenades (thanks to playing separate ways as ada doesn't want shitty treasure like that). only until one year ago i found out you could just shoot the thing holding the lid up to not get shit on your dumb ass treasure.
Are you serious???? I always just settled with the Shit Necklace (aka Turd Pendant) and never even thought closing the lid was a possibility .__. Man, I hate it when games are smarter than I am.
eheheheheh i wish i was creative enough to give the shit treasures names
 

Siege_TF

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Played Final Fantasy 11 for ten years, didn't level a single mage job past 40 (this means I was never in high demand).

Played League of Legends.
Continue to play League of Legends.

The Wykydtron said:
Someone pointed out I subconsciously play nothing but all the manly characters. Pantheon, Hecarim, J4, Ezreal and so on
>manly
>Ezreal

Pick one.
 

lRookiel

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The Wykydtron said:
I often ride the line between bravery and idiocy whenever I play LoL

"Dan, what are you doing?"

"We go in HARD!"

"YOU ARE JUMPING INTO THEIR ENTIRE TEAM!!"

"I DON'T GO IN SOFT!"

Hey it works more often than not. Someone pointed out I subconsciously play nothing but all the manly characters. Pantheon, Hecarim, J4, Ezreal and so on
The rule of Dan does sometimes get carried away....

OT: I throw games left right and center.

I'm pretty fucking good at video games, but every once in a while, I slip up ONCE and it costs me/my team the game >.>
 

Dandark

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The Wykydtron said:
Someone pointed out I subconsciously play nothing but all the manly characters. Pantheon, Hecarim, J4, Ezreal and so on
THEY LIED TO YOU!


OT: Whenever I play a difficult to kill character in LoL and we are ahead enough for me to be confident in our win, I will stop caring. Zero ****s will be given, I will initiate as Swain by running at them screaming a battle cry and if I ever get to play Nunu.........You don't want me to play nunu...
 

lRookiel

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Siege_TF said:
The Wykydtron said:
Someone pointed out I subconsciously play nothing but all the manly characters. Pantheon, Hecarim, J4, Ezreal and so on
>manly
>Ezreal

Pick one.
Me and my friends have already tried explaining to dan that ez isn't manly, it's not worked sadly -.-
 

Denamic

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My weapon is lacking a single round of its 32 round magazine. I must reload.

Does not help when playing Anarchy Mechromancer in Borderlands 2.
 

lRookiel

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Dandark said:
The Wykydtron said:
Someone pointed out I subconsciously play nothing but all the manly characters. Pantheon, Hecarim, J4, Ezreal and so on
THEY LIED TO YOU!


OT: Whenever I play a difficult to kill character in LoL and we are ahead enough for me to be confident in our win, I will stop caring. Zero ****s will be given, I will initiate as Swain by running at them screaming a battle cry and if I ever get to play Nunu.........You don't want me to play nunu...
*Stalks profile*

You are called Dan, I could have 2 dans on my team! yes!

DO IT DANDARK, DO IT!
 

AITH

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I got hit with so many rockets because nobody told me the Mako could hop in ME 1
 

MorphingDragon

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ThunderCavalier said:
Fire Emblem.

Uhh... if a character you've been training up very, very hard for very, very long dies, just suck it up and restart the chapter.

... Makes winning the game possible.
I had to use a hacked save to finish Radiant Dawn. I'm not proud of that, but unless you train up a very specific set of characters then "The Black Knight" and Ashera are basically unbeatable and I really didn't want to go through all of the game again. FE has a really bad habit of punishing you for not training the "correct" units in general in favour of story bollocks.

But in Path of Radiance, CP8. There's a battle just after the mercenary commander dies. The game all of a sudden ramps up its difficulty and I must of tried it at least 100 times (completely serious) trying different strategies, trying to recruit all the units and not letting any of them die. I eventually beat it by using a simple strategy that's used in Chess and using Ike to control most of the fort.

I love the FE games, but by god does it hate the players.
 
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Playing Mass Effect 2, I had just gotten the Cain. Saved up the ammo, then decided to use it on the boss of the level. What level was that? The one where you get Legion. You know, the boss fight where the enemies are all running up to you to hit you at melee range?

Yeah, I found out shortly that it is possible to friendly-fire yourself.
 

go-10

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Legend of Zelda Wind Waker

there's a part where you need to search for the Korok that plays violin, I kept hearing the music but could not find the damn little guy after, I kid you not, HOURS of searching I used the grappling hook in front of a waterfall, because I was bored and convinced my game was corrupted, didn't properly swing and ended up going into the waterfall and there he was playing his stupid violin. Problem was the waterfall is practically in your face from the moment you enter the island and there's even music notes coming out of it, I was so pissed I turned off the game immediately and it wasn't until weeks later I came back to it.

I'm still pissed I missed something so obvious and ever since then I always check for caves behind waterfalls 9 out of 10 times there's a cave there
 

The Comfy Chair

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My gaming idiocy usually involves throwing grenades and them not quite going where i expect them to, normally resulting in an explosive and shameful death. In every game. Ever.
 

MiskWisk

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I nearly didn't manage to complete Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. What was my problem? Fairly early into the game you come to a large room. The inner walkway has collapsed and the outer walkway collapses as you approach. I took that as the game saying don't go that way. So I wall ran along the inner wall where the gap was too large to cross. Took me several months before I realised you were supposed to go outside.