''hey your lying!'' ''how did you know?!''

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Mechsoap

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recently i tryed to lie to one of my friends, it wasent a big lie but he just sayd ''YOUR LYING'' and i sayd ''HOW YOU KNOW?!'' and he sayd becouse when i lie i draw my shoulder back
so any interesting lie detectors at you?
 

BonsaiK

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I can usually tell who is a liar because I work a lot with people addicted to hard drugs and they lie pretty much every time they breathe.
 

AvsJoe

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I have a terrible poker face. Everyone can tell when I'm lying. However, instead of removing or changing my tell, I'm adding my tell when I speak the truth. Keeps everyone guessing. (I am not revealing my tell).
 

fenrizz

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Mechsoap said:
recently i tried to lie to one of my friends, it wasn't a big lie but he just said ''YOUR LYING'' and i said ''HOW YOU KNOW?!'' and he said because when i lie i draw my shoulder back
so any interesting lie detectors at you?
Fixed that for you.

OT:
I don't think I have any, at least no one told me about it.
 

Girl With One Eye

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I'm the worst liar in the whole world, I just burst into a fit of giggles when I try to lie.

I'm good at catching out liars though. One blink, a glance to the left, a slight stutter and its kind of obvious.
 

Cowabungaa

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I can always tell when my bro's lying. He gets a little twinkle in his eyes and has the muscles in his face shift just a wee bit, enough to betray him.

I can be a stone-cold liar myself though. No twitches, no stuttering, nothing. Not all the time though.
 

Jack and Calumon

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Yeah, I look for flickers of doubt and obvious signs of lying. Looking every other direction than the hand they write with is usually a big sign. Saying Ummmm three times without saying anything else.

Finally, never breaking eye contact. That is the biggest thing. They would be doing that on purpose to make you think they aren't lying.

Calumon: It's also pretty creepy!
 

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I've been told I'm very good at lying. Nobody can tell if I'm telling the truth or not with every statement I make.

It's funny because I very rarely lie.
 

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fenrizz said:
Mechsoap said:
Recently I tried to lie to one of my friends, it wasn't a big lie but he just said ''YOU'RE LYING'' and I said ''HOW YOU KNOW?!'' and he said because when I lie I draw my shoulder back
so have you got any interesting lie detectors?
Fixed that for you.

OT:
I don't think I have any, at least no one told me about it.
You didn't fix it all!
It still burns! :p

I try not to smile when lying so if you can spot me holding in a smile that would be a give away.
 

Palademon

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AvsJoe said:
I have a terrible poker face. Everyone can tell when I'm lying. However, instead of removing or changing my tell, I'm adding my tell when I speak the truth. Keeps everyone guessing. (I am not revealing my tell).
That's how I play poker. Constantly smiling and making the maximum bet.
 

Jack_Uzi

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A college of mine asked me if I was busy with something that needed to be done. I told him I was. About 5 frigi'n minutes later, he asks me the same question again (isn't the first time he did this kind of crap) and I told him that he already asked. Then he said that I din't give him a straight answer on it and kept babbeling on. After a while I said: "No, I am not busy on it."
That stupid pr!ck smirked and thought he had me there and said: "But the first time you said you did!" So my answer was: "Well, you seem to remember my first answer, which makes the 2nd time asking stupid and keeps me from doing my job."

*Edit: Also depends on the question. If they aren't specific and I don't want to answer straight up, it's easy to juggle with it and still "tell the truth" (what in my case could result in a question where time, place and sometimes something to compare with, are needed).
 

GrinningManiac

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I am known as the guy in school who

A) Can make up nonsensical crap (Wales consists of a large volcano that spouts sheep) and sound genuine about it, even though EVERYONE knows it's just nonsense
B) Knows a crapbunch of trivia, and knows a load in intersting tidbits you've never heard before

By combining the two, I can, more often than not, lead people to believe a lot of silly things that JUST MIGHT sound plausible#

My sister has a massive tell (Ask her if she's done something incriminating (when she has) and she'll say NO, but then look at you as if she's exaspirated by your stupidity, and then smile stupidly and say "Whaaat?")

My brother dosen't really lie, but it's obvious when I've hit a nerve, because he stops being sarcastic. E.G.

"You're stupid" "Oh yeah, blatantly"

"You fancy her!" "NO I DON'T!!!"
 

Ishadus

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I find I'm very inconsistent with my lies. I don't have a physical giveaway (that I know of), but I sense a change in my voice tone when I lie sometimes. It's not always present, but when it is, it's a dead sign that I'm messing around with you.

No one's ever picked up on it, or at least they've never pointed it out, and I don't recall ever getting called out on a lie before. Ironically, however, I have had people not believe me when I was being 100% honest. Not sure what that's about, and it's a little frustrating :p
 

Jackalb

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I'm actually the one that detects lies, I'm just extremely good at reading my friends.
 

SomeLameStuff

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Well when I lie, I look the person dead in the eye and lie to them. When I tell the truth my eyes tend to wander around. Quite backwards isn't it?
 

Jack_Uzi

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Jackalb said:
I'm actually the one that detects lies, I'm just extremely good at reading my friends.
That, or they are just terrible at telling lies ;P