Hi, new here

[Kuchinawa212]

Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen,
to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias.
I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration,
here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our Moderators.
I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome,
to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.


=D

 

[imnot]

Hello and welcome to The Escapist. I'm Drexlor, the one whom nobody recognizes yet there have been increased sightings of as of late.

You make yourself sound like a rare bird
OT: welcome, have fun and, stuff.

 

[Communist partisan]

Welcome to the escapist! have a fun time don't be a a*s to peapole and try to behave (I know I'm doing my best) and you will avoid being banned or get warnings. and yeah about the attic and basement.... don't go there if you wanna keep your body intact beacose I don't like intruders. ;P jk jk it can be nice whith some company if you bring me a bone or a dead rabbit.

 

[2fish]

Welcome to the Escapist and our odd little world. If you have not been scared away yet you will enjoy it here. I am wondering how you found us, I mean if those people in the basement have been baiting innocent people to the site just to take them into the basement....

Souplex is your lord and master.

My money is on Demented Teddy, I mean come on:

Spoiler: Bring it on

All hail Demented Teddy for lord and master 2010!

(i am the self proclaimed "unoriginal avatar" cop! all unoriginal avatars must be destroyed! >.<)

Come and get me cop! *runs*

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Hi , I just found this website, looks really nice, just wanted to say hello if i posted this in wrong section I apologze, didn't see a section for new people.

One thing to tell you, and this is because there are people with hundreds of posts that don't know how, is to always quote someone when you reply to them. Why? Because when you do, they get a little message notifying them of the quote, and that way they don't have to re-read through every thread in case someone asked them a question or whatever.

Quoting is done with the little quote button on the bottom right of the persons post.

Anyway, sorry if I sounded angry or whatever, it's just annoying when people don't quote...

Anyway, others have probably covered the basics, but I would reccomend joining some user groups, found here. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/] If, say, you like a certain band, there may be a group for fans of said band. If not, you can start one.

Have fun!

 

[Gabanuka]

Hola senorita! Bienvenida a The Escapist. Mi casa es su casa. I'm Gab your resident Hungarian jew/Moleman

 

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Welcome to the Escapist.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Welcome to the Escapist! Forget about the basement, you should really check out the Olympic size swimming pool on the roof!

Isn't that were we keep the squid?

Anyway, welcome to the Escapist! As others have said stay out of the basement, be polite, and try not to question what little sanity we have; maddness is quite infectious.

Isn't it more of a Kraken? It cost an arm and a leg, that's all I remember! Literally...

 

[vivalahelvig]

FUCK YOU!!!
now that that's outta the way, welcome, have fun, and stay outta the basement.

I still cant figure out spoilers....

 

[Jedamethis]

Wurds

More Wurds

Neither of you are as cute or cuddly as The Red Panda.

Spoiler

 

[Palademon]

Welcome.
I'm the not-know-by-many-people-negative-opinionated-guy.

 

[Jedamethis]

Hi , I just found this website, looks really nice, just wanted to say hello if i posted this in wrong section I apologze, didn't see a section for new people.

Oh, this will be handy

 

[Charisma]

ITT:

girl attempts to use otherwise fairly caustic gaming forum as a facebook social network

gaming nerds say hi and act pleasant

lol@humanity

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Greetings and salutations. I am Inferno. Please, disregard the inane claims of some of the users above.

Incidentally, I would like to take this opportunity to extend my invitation to you to join the Dark Side of the Force Escapist. We have an all you can eat buffet of all your favorite foods, as well as all you can drink of all kinds and varieties of alcoholic beverages as well as normal drinks, and free smokes. You don't have to join, it's just something to consider.

Please, enjoy your stay.

 

[JLML]

WELCOME TO THE BEST PLACE THERE IS TO FIND ON THE INTERNET!!!! *hands out welcome cards and hugs and prepares a big celebration*

Please tell your friends about us, and help spreading the awesomeness of this friendly, helpful, funny, awesome and nice community.

Ok, enough with the escapist fanboy-ism... Welcome and I hope you will like it here. Feel free to send messages to me if you want to talk with someone who's always friendly and understanding. =P

Also, whatever you do... do never, and I mean NEVER, look at some members (Hubilub and Onyx Oblivion especially) avatars. You may lose yourself forever in the hypnotic powers of- ALL HAIL HYPNO-TOAD! (Seriously, don't look at them! They're dangerous!!! =P)

 

[Mondai Randy]

welcome , I am new here as well , hope you like it here

 

[DC_Josh]

Here are some pills, better grab everything you can!

Welcome!

 

[Jfswift]

Hiya, hope you enjoy this site.