Hi there.

[Fasckira]

Post your game reviews and if they're any good people will like them! Success!

 

[Ciarang]

-snip-

I must write an opening like that one day....

And oh yes, welcome to the escapist and all that, be good and you'll get along fine. Also, introduction threads are frowned up here somewhat.

 

[Jedamethis]

Ya ever notice when a cat wakes up after its been sleeping on your lap, its first instinct seems to be finding the only way to stretch that involves burying needle sharp claws into your balls as one would kneed dough? I find it odd. And painful. And I'm bleeding. Bi-Polar Man, AWAY!!!!!

Is he gone? Good, I hate that guy...

Are you going to explain that and give your post a reason to exist?
[sub]N.E.T.S.I.[/sub]

OT: Well Lou, don't piss anybody off and you'll go far, just make sure to do something to make you stick out, otherwise nobody'll notice you, also, an unfunny review is a review nobody likes reading

 

[Cherry Cola]

I think you'll fail horribly, but you are always welcome to try. And it's nothing personal, I'm very cynical. Although your grammar and spelling needs improvement.

You are right. Seems he gave up the day he joined.

Not before he posted a god awful review in which he stole almost every joke from Zero Punctuation.

Luckily, I was there to destroy him.

EDIT: Oh wait, I'm mixing him up with someone else. Disregard my comment.

 

[hotdogoctopus]

Lewis, I have only one piece of advice. Kill yourself. Oh, and have a nice day!

 

[DuplicateValue]

Welcome to the escapisr, enjoy your stay, because you'll never leave.

He spelled 'Escapist' wrong! To the stocks with him!

Okay, so we don't actually have stocks here.
[sub]But things can change.[/sub]

 

[Cherry Cola]

Not before he posted a god awful review in which he stole almost every joke from Zero Punctuation.

Luckily, I was there to destroy him.

EDIT: Oh wait, I'm mixing him up with someone else. Disregard my comment.

Link me please. I want to read this.

God, I have to go look. I'll get back to you if I find anything.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Lewis, I have only one piece of advice. Kill yourself. Oh, and have a nice day!

Spoiler

You really want a ban, don't you?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Welcome to the escapisr, enjoy your stay, because you'll never leave.

He spelled 'Escapist' wrong! To the stocks with him!

Okay, so we don't actually have stocks here.
[sub]But things can change.[/sub]

I'm Poor sighted and Dyslexic x]

 

[hotdogoctopus]

Lewis, I have only one piece of advice. Kill yourself. Oh, and have a nice day!

Spoiler

You really want a ban, don't you?

Why? Because I powered by hate?

:EDIT: Wow, grammar. *am

 

[DuplicateValue]

Lewis, I have only one piece of advice. Kill yourself. Oh, and have a nice day!

Spoiler

You really want a ban, don't you?

Why? Because I powered by hate?

:EDIT: Wow, grammar. *am

No, because you're continuing to be powered by hate while on probation.

That, and you're very clearly a troll (or at least some sort of half-breed), and I'm surprised all you got was a probation for that thread a while ago.

 

[S-Unleashed]

Welcome newbie.

 

[Ben Legend]

Welcome to the escapist. Want to be a successful game reviewer? Then simply give games I like a good review and your successful in my eyes.

 

[DuplicateValue]

Welcome newbie.

He's not all that new. This is an old thread that someone necro-ed for some strange reason.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Not before he posted a god awful review in which he stole almost every joke from Zero Punctuation.

Luckily, I was there to destroy him.

EDIT: Oh wait, I'm mixing him up with someone else. Disregard my comment.

Link me please. I want to read this.

God, I have to go look. I'll get back to you if I find anything.

Looks like I accidently brought this thread back from the dead, all these users offering tips and not realising the thread is a month out of date.
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That and the "I wanna be critic" thread are the funniest things I have ever read this month.

The fact he asked for help, then wrote some rubbish 10 mins after the orignal thread just goes to show how bad he was.

Then RAK went all teacher like on him.

Thanks for that!

I also had a bit of a laugh at that.