Hilarious dialogue in games

[JourneyThroughHell]

All of Heavy's quotes from TF2.
"You are dead. Not big surprise."

 

[Artina89]

All the dialogue from "The house of the dead 1 & 2" especially anything that Goldman says "protect the loyfe cycle" comes to mind. The voice acting is bad in those two games that it makes me smile every single time.

 

[SpaceGeist]

Hmmm, ME2 Shepard, when you talk to Miranda and asks if you are "Still interested" and he replies with a super-creepy "Oh, I'm still interested." I can just picture him adding "Ladies" after that.

Also the "If you eat a glow cap, does it recharge your batteries" thing between snake and Para-Medic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk43l7f33NA

 

[Arisato-kun]

I don't know what can top this......

And let's not forget all the sexual innuendo during battles from Ar Tonelico 2.

Cloche: "It's overflowing from inside!"

Luca's are the best though.

"You're so good!"

"I can't take it anymore!"

"I can feel it, stronger!"

 

[MetaKnight19]

All the dialogue from "The house of the dead 1 & 2" especially anything that Goldman says "protect the loyfe cycle" comes to mind. The voice acting is bad in those two games that it makes me smile every single time.

I cannot agree more, even if HoTD is one of my favourite series, it's the dialogue and the way it's delivered that just makes me laugh everytime.

Also another contender could be Zero Wing. 'All your base are belong to us' and 'Someone set us up the bomb'

 

[hazabaza1]

"This one time, me and my buddy Keith..."
I win.

 

[The Wooster]

The best in game dialogue? Well discounting The Longest Journey and any of those old school point and clicks which simply blow the shit out of newer games in terms of dialogue it's got to be Mass Effect 2's background characters.

Particularly the Matriarch Bartender. FUnniest character ever.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

"When was the last time the wind said hostiles to you?!"
Love that one.
And everything from TF2.
"Oh, they gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!"

 

[TheGameXXVII]

Half Life 2
"Sometimes, i dream about cheese"

 

[Lekonua]

Every second of Lungfishopolis in Psychonauts.

"Goggalor's destroyed the orphanage!"
"Wait, no! It was the puppy orphanage!"

 

[phimax100]

Everything glados says in portal.

(After damaging her) 2+2 is 10.......IN BASE 4 I'M FINE.

GLaDOS: When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put in on cereal, rub it right into my eyes... honestly, it's not deadly at all... to *me*. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny.

 

[Kajt]

"Who goes to war in a cowboy hat"
"Uh, cowboys"
"Cowboys havent been in a war in over 200 years"
"Dallas Cowboys go to war every Sunday, sometimes Monday"

Sweetwater and Haggard from Bad Company 2

"Pussy-ass heartbeat sensors!"

Those guys are just the best.

EDIT: Also, there be gold in dem' dar' hills!

 

[NeutralDrow]

Tales of the Abyss
Jade-related:

"You enjoy being a jerk, don't you?"
"Not at all. I'm so good-natured and honest, it almost hurts."

"These things are annoying."
"You should feel quite at home then."

"And my other goal is to make you youngsters crazy before I reach 40."

Anise: "Colonel, how did you get so strong~?"
Jade: "Simple. I drink people's blood."
Anise: "Huh??"
Jade: "I do hate it when people take me seriously..."

Tear: "The very idea is absurd. ...What are you doing? Come on."
Luke: "...now I'm mad."
*...*
Guy: "Darn, that was cold..."
Jade: "Yes, it was!"
Guy: "You sound like you're having fun, Colonel."
Jade: "More than you could ever imagine."



Non-Jade related:

"Oh, the poor girl must have been terrified. She was screaming 'I'LL KILL YOU BASTARDS!' as she was falling..." - Ion

 

[ultrachicken]

Sweetwater: I could win if this was a snowmobile!
Haggard: Snowmobiles are for pussies!

Awesome.

Halo 3 Brute: He was my lover!

 

[Mr. Blik]

FROM FALLOUT 3

"WHAT? Oh FUCK me! NO, better yet, FUCK HIM. Im gonna shove a grenade so far up his ass!"

 

[Mr Companion]

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIGHT!- Devil may cry. I havnt even played that game and I was in awe of his voice acting skill.

 

[Vkmies]

I bet both of these hae been said already but "All your base are belong to us" and the resídent evil games come to mind first. Also Shodan and glados say some pretty funny things.

 

[Darquenaut]

Timesplitters - Future Perfect.

Far too many too list, so I'll just give you a few samples... then tell you if you don't have it yet, then buy the damn thing already.