Hilarious Enemy Battlecries

[mrhappyface]

"I'm gonna eat your arms, when you're dead, human!"

-Super Mutant from Fallout 3.

"I'll eat your blood and drink your brains!!!"
-Another Supermutant quote.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

The Supermutant one above reminds me of Jade Empire's rat demons. "I eat your toes when you dead!"

 

[Simalacrum]

"I'm gonna eat your arms, when you're dead, human!"

-Super Mutant from Fallout 3.

"I'll eat your blood and drink your brains!!!"
-Another Supermutant quote.

"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!"

-Possibly the best Super Mutant quote, EVAR.

 

[j0z]

"I fought mudcrabs more threatening than you!"

I hope I never see one of those, because that would be one MEAN mudcrab.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

"I'm gonna eat your arms, when you're dead, human!"

-Super Mutant from Fallout 3.

"I'll eat your blood and drink your brains!!!"
-Another Supermutant quote.

"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!"

-Possibly the best Super Mutant quote, EVAR.

lol. first time i heard this..godd i turned on vats for a second to just sit and laugh, there is no way they made that game and did that in ONE try

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Raider Fallout3

Hey, do you want me to be your girlfriend? How 'bout a kiss?
*proceeds to blow my would be girl friend's head clean off*

 

[willard3]

I think some of the funiest i've heard were probably in World at War and Dawn of War. "We shaol die for de Emprah!" or "BANZAIII BANZAIII BANZAIIIIIIII!" probably take the cake for me.

You are of course aware that "banzai" was an actual battlecry used by the Japanese whenever they would charge with bayonets?

Does Yahtzees often used "CHAERG!" count?

Yay.

 

[mrhappyface]

I think some of the funiest i've heard were probably in World at War and Dawn of War. "We shaol die for de Emprah!" or "BANZAIII BANZAIII BANZAIIIIIIII!" probably take the cake for me.

You are of course aware that "banzai" was an actual battlecry used by the Japanese whenever they would charge with bayonets?

Does Yahtzees often used "CHAERG!" count?

Yay.

Yes i do. I am Japanese and it is written on the WW2 officer sword i'm holding in my avatar. It's just said in such a campy and hilaroius way that makes me crack up.

 

[Aloran]

The enemies in Borderlands battle cries. The Midgets being one of my favourite

 

[bcponpcp27]

ARE YOU GONNA SEQUEL BEFORE WE COOK YA!?

Borderlands hilarity, oh gearbox, you tickle my funny bone.

 

[Trivun]

Well, it would appear that the mudcrabs are much more threatening than I thought, Mister Big Scary Imperial Soldier...

 

[Scrythe]

Army of Two has some NPCs run out you guns blazing while screaming "HERE GOES NOTHING YOU LITTLE *****! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" There are other little gems in that game, including: "Holy shit, he's not dead!" and "What the fuck, THERE HE IS!"

My favorite lines are from resident jackass Phillip Clyde:

"I'm gonna kill you both, slice you open, and go to an aerobics class using your intestines as leg warmers!"

"I'm gonna kill you both, drain out all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas."

 

[Rossmallo]

Glitched one: final boss of Oblivion Mages Guild questline - Ran up to me and his text yelled "I HAVE NO GREETING" then started attacking.

Normal one: The Soldier's Manly Scream.

 

[Valkyira]

Supermutant from Fallout 3... "I'll wear your balls around my neck!"

Ah, you have to love Fallout 3

 

[orangebandguy]

The kamikazees from Serious Sam.

I remember my first encounter with them, yes a pun I know!

They were still hilarious.

 

[mrhappyface]

"HALT! You have violated the law. Your stolen goods are now forfeit!" Now make 20 people shout this randomly while running after you. You gotta love the imperial guard.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Well.....

I was playing Battlefield 2 yesterday with bots (since pretty much no one plays online anymore, and I can't connect to any games anyways) and I walked up behind a medic with paddles out, facing away from me. Right as I line up a perfect headshot, he turns around (I'm not even sure why he turned around), lets out a blood curdling yell, and shocks me to death. Then he stand over my corpse, staring at me. ;_;

OR

I was playing Borderlands online, and a guy who was playing as brick activated his skill. Right as he did, the last enemy died, so Brick just ran around yelling "YAAAAH! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YAH!" like he was on fire.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Move out! Lima Oscar Lima!


god....R6V2 got lame shortly after I heard that.........

Lima Oscar Lima... If they are using the military alphabet I think they are, they just said LOL... that can't be right.

If you said "Lima Oscar Lima" in the real Army, your CO would be like "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" and then you would be Sierra Oscar Lima.

 

[willard3]

I think some of the funiest i've heard were probably in World at War and Dawn of War. "We shaol die for de Emprah!" or "BANZAIII BANZAIII BANZAIIIIIIII!" probably take the cake for me.

You are of course aware that "banzai" was an actual battlecry used by the Japanese whenever they would charge with bayonets?

Does Yahtzees often used "CHAERG!" count?

Yay.

Yes i do. I am Japanese and it is written on the WW2 officer sword i'm holding in my avatar. It's just said in such a campy and hilaroius way that makes me crack up.

Ok. It sort of seemed like you were saying "haha they're saying banzai that's stupid."

But you're not.