Hilarious Enemy Battlecries

[renner-08]

Move out! Lima Oscar Lima!


god....R6V2 got lame shortly after I heard that.........

Lima Oscar Lima... If they are using the military alphabet I think they are, they just said LOL... that can't be right.

If you said "Lima Oscar Lima" in the real Army, your CO would be like "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" and then you would be Sierra Oscar Lima.

hell yes... more like your sargeant major

 

[Dark Knifer]

SHOOT! SMASH! CHOP! STOMP!

Man, the orks were awsome in dawn of war.

 

[Wildrow12]

"WAH! I was a red shirt after all!"- Super Robot Wars Alpha Gaiden, PS1

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Gotta love the Mister Gutsy from Fallout 3. "Every day is a good day to die, Commie!"

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'I WANT THIS ONE'S HEAD ON A FUCKIN PLATE!'

Fallout 3

 

[SteakHeart]

"Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you!"

 

[Nex-Falx]

I would also add the Fallout 3 Raiders.
"I'm going to enjoy this!" *Gunshot from me* "Fuck this shit!" *runs away*

Not a battle cry I guess, but put a live explosive in a super mutant's pants...

They go "OH NO!" Or, "WATCH OUT!" in that lumix voice of theirs.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"This is where you fall down an bleed to death!"
-Neverwinter Nights 2

*groan*

 

[ToastyTheCommie]

"I'm gonna fuck your shit up kid!!!" -Jericho, Fallout3
"Hahahaha your gunna fuckin die!!!" -Raider/Jericho, Fallout3
"Seize the day brothers, rush him" -Random black guy, GTA IV
"No more games, tie to die!!" -Super Mutant, Fallout3

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"This is where you fall down an bleed to death!"
-Neverwinter Nights 2

*groan*

They say the same thing word for word in Elder scrolls IV Oblivion

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"This is where you fall down an bleed to death!"
-Neverwinter Nights 2

*groan*

They say the same thing word for word in Elder scrolls IV Oblivion

Actually, that's quite possibly where it's from and I just put down the wrong game.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

"I want this one's head on a fucking plate!" - Talon Company Merc

The reason I laughed so hard, was because it's the same voice actor who voices the male Bosmers in Oblivon xD

 

[SantoUno]

Shouldn't be long until fearsome mudcrabs get mentioned

Meh, those are pretty common, though for me just about anything that they say is pretty pathetic.

I mean, are you seriously accusing me of getting tired when you can't even hit me and I am dealing massive damage to you while my summon is also kicking your ass?

 

[MiracleOfSound]

"I want this one's head on a fucking plate!" - Talon Company Merc

The reason I laughed so hard, was because it's the same voice actor who voices the male Bosmers in Oblivon xD

I usually oblige them and put thier severed heads on plates. Gotta love the Havok physics engine.

 

[voidfalcon]

Move out! Lima Oscar Lima!


god....R6V2 got lame shortly after I heard that.........

hey that was mine!
instead: "Shit he's dead, ***** owed me money!"
R6V2

 

[Jeronus]

The bad guys who taunt Batman after he talks to Ivy in the greenhouse. There is a long hallway with no floor and the bad guys across are shouting at you and taunting you because they think you can't reach them. I pull out my line launcher and glide across the hallway. The confused grunts as I glided across were priceless. Even more priceless was the fact that I knocked most of them down like bowling pins when I reached the other side. There are other moments when the bad guys do the same thing but this one was my favorite and one of the best moments of the game.

 

[archvile93]

The NPCs in Haze have battle cries that are so awful they are hilarious.Each side has about 3 or 4 and repeats them non-stop.

Yeah those were good. Mantels were so testosterone loaded, I'm amazed it never leaked into their helmets and drowned them. "This is the most fun I've ever had with my pants on!" In that case, I'm guessing it's just plain the most fun he's ever had.

Promise hand are just plain generic. "We can do this." Really? You that's the best you can come up with? And they wonder why I make a point of leaving them to die; even when there're no enemies to impede me.

Army of Two has some NPCs run out you guns blazing while screaming "HERE GOES NOTHING YOU LITTLE *****! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" There are other little gems in that game, including: "Holy shit, he's not dead!" and "What the fuck, THERE HE IS!"

My favorite lines are from resident jackass Phillip Clyde:

"I'm gonna kill you both, slice you open, and go to an aerobics class using your intestines as leg warmers!"

"I'm gonna kill you both, drain out all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas."

Oh yeah, lol. I love that last one.