Hilariously bad adaptation ideas

[A random person]

I thought this would be a fun idea for a thread. Come up with the most so bad it's good idea's for adaptations of properties you can think of. Here's some of mine:

Neon Genesis Evangelion with Disney Channel and comedy actors.
Half-Life: The Musical.
1984 as directed by Michael Bay.
The Legend of Zelda starring Zac Efron as Link.
Now that I think about it, anything starring Zac Efron.

Yes it's easy to make bad adaptation idea's, but this is supposed to be fun.

 

[kommando367]

Gears of war: the musical

 

[Berethond]

Dungeons & Dragons: The Movie

Oh wait a minute.... they already did that.

 

[Lazarus Long]

 

[bue519]

That would be one crazy game.

 

[M0rp43vs]

(I think half life musical would be awesome... "headcrab, headcrab!!" heh heh)

calvin and hobbes by whatever moon who ruined i am legend
dragonball with a white goku and a plastic piccolo, oh wait.
guitar hero, by uwe boll
yea, uwe boll
sonic the hedgehog opera
(could be terrible but id still watch it) starcraft the musical
patapon po- you know what, nevermind

 

[SharPhoe]

Tetris: The animated series.

Mortal Kombat On Ice.

Who Wants To Be The God Of War?

I could do this all day.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Command and Conquer: Wii Edition.

 

[Inco]

Dungeons & Dragons: The Movie

Oh wait a minute.... they already did that.

What i was about to write.
The sims- the movie- watch a family develop with no real beginning, development or end.
Superman 64- The game to movie adaptation, with the stunning action and graphics included! *Cough, cough*

 

[Weaver]

Musicals rock! you guys obviously just haven't seen the good ones like Sweeny Todd or Repo! The Genetic Opera (technically a rock opera).

I'd like to see The Lord of The Rings: The Battle for Middle Earth 2: The Rise of the Witch King: The Movie

 

[SharPhoe]

The Lord of The Rings: The Battle for Middle Earth 2: The Rise of the Witch King: The Movie

Holy colon cancer, Batman!

 

[Berethond]

Musicals rock! you guys obviously just haven't seen the good ones like Sweeny Todd or Repo! The Genetic Opera (technically a rock opera).

Please. It's all about The Broken Bride.
That's some good stuff there.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Street Fighter: The Mov.....Uh.....

Never mind, I've got another one!

A game where you beat people up as Shaq!

......Oh dammit.....

Wait, one more!

Cowboy Bebop Live Action Movie starring Matthew Mc.....

......OH GODDAMMIT!

 

[SharPhoe]

Musicals rock! you guys obviously just haven't seen the good ones like Sweeny Todd or Repo! The Genetic Opera (technically a rock opera).

Please. It's all about The Broken Bride.
That's some good stuff there.

I get the feeling I'd get laughed at for liking Rent, Phantom Of The Opera, and Little Shop Of Horrors, wouldn't I?

Oh, and Avenue Q, can't forget that.

 

[Berethond]

Musicals rock! you guys obviously just haven't seen the good ones like Sweeny Todd or Repo! The Genetic Opera (technically a rock opera).

Please. It's all about The Broken Bride.
That's some good stuff there.

I get the feeling I'd get laughed at for liking Rent, Phantom Of The Opera, and Little Shop Of Horrors, wouldn't I?

Oh, and Avenue Q, can't forget that.

Yes, why yes we would laugh.

 

[Bat Vader]

The Super Marios Bros. movie.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Cowboy Bebop Live Action Movie starring Matthew Mc.....

......OH GODDAMMIT!

Wait, what?!

 

[jasoncyrus]

Platoon: The musical. (argh the napalm melted my legs)

Unreal Tournament: Ballet Movie Edition.