Hilariously bad adaptation ideas

[MrBrightside919]

Super Mario Bros featuring Ron Jeremy

~shudder~

 

[Internet Kraken]

Plants vs. Zombies: On Ice

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Cowboy Bebop Live Action Movie starring Matthew Mc.....

......OH GODDAMMIT!

Wait, what?!

Someone told me that it wouldn't be Keanu Reeves playing Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie, it would be Matthew Mcconaughey.

 

[Skeleon]

Pokemon Todesfuge Edition.

Yes, that would be weird.

 

[Citrus]

Custer's Revenge: On Stage.

... On second thought, I'd totally go and see that.

 

[Fenring]

Tetris: Collectible Trading Card Game.

Dom: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCUUUUUUUUUUT! *rips shirt* MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I'm really sorry, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdB6CN7jww I really am sorry. I just thought of this when I saw that.

 

[Crash486]

Duke Nukem the animated series?

Cowboy Bebop Live Action Movie starring Matthew Mc.....

......OH GODDAMMIT!

Wait, what?!

Someone told me that it wouldn't be Keanu Reeves playing Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie, it would be Matthew Mcconaughey.

The rumor is Keanu Reeves, not Mathew McConaughey.

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/07/22/fox-developing-cowboy-bebop-live-action-feature-film/

Of course, it's still a rumor at this point.

 

[Vrex360]

Gears of war: the musical

Gears of War, Sonata A, K331, 3rd Movement
Marcus: Dom! Dom we must go now and we must sink our home Jacintoooooooo.
Dom: But why Marcus?
Marcus: So that we may save the human race, purge the locust from this place, sink Jaciiiiiiintoooooooo.
Cole: The train! The train has arrived, kill the locusts, take their lives, Cole train baaaabaaaaay.
Baird: Damn it Cole.
Marcus: Damn it Cole we don't have time, those locusts glow--
Dom: Bleed green slime.
Marcus: --we have to kiiiill theeeeeeeeeeem.
Locust Queen: I am the locust Queen, hear my voice, yet unseen! I shall guide unknowingly you to your doom, you shall see. Ha ha, yes.
Dom: I have to find my wiiiiiiiiiiiiife!
Marcus: Dom.
Dom: Maaarcuuus!
Marcus: Dom!
Dom: MAAAARCUUUUS!


Marcus: DOM!
Dom: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCUUUUUUUUUUT! *rips shirt* MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Gears of war: the musical

Gears of War, Sonata A, K331, 3rd Movement
Marcus: Dom! Dom we must go now and we must sink our home Jacintoooooooo.
Dom: But why Marcus?
Marcus: So that we may save the human race, purge the locust from this place, sink Jaciiiiiiintoooooooo.
Cole: The train! The train has arrived, kill the locusts, take their lives, Cole train baaaabaaaaay.
Baird: Damn it Cole.
Marcus: Damn it Cole we don't have time, those locusts glow--
Dom: Bleed green slime.
Marcus: --we have to kiiiill theeeeeeeeeeem.
Locust Queen: I am the locust Queen, hear my voice, yet unseen! I shall guide unknowingly you to your doom, you shall see. Ha ha, yes.
Dom: I have to find my wiiiiiiiiiiiiife!
Marcus: Dom.
Dom: Maaarcuuus!
Marcus: Dom!
Dom: MAAAARCUUUUS!
Marcus: DOM!
Dom: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCUUUUUUUUUUT! *rips shirt* MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

What would Skorge do in this opera?
And I hope Ben Carmine gets some kind of solo moment.

 

[Vrex360]

Soul Calibur, the stage production.
Halo 3 multiplayer... on ice.
Portal, the anime series
Bioshock, the tv sitcom.

 

[Corven]

Dungeons & Dragons: The Movie

Oh wait a minute.... they already did that.

What i was about to write.
The sims- the movie- watch a family develop with no real beginning, development or end.

Umm, there actually is a Sims movie in production.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Custer's Revenge: On Stage.

... On second thought, I'd totally go and see that.

So would I.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Duke Nukem the animated series?

Cowboy Bebop Live Action Movie starring Matthew Mc.....

......OH GODDAMMIT!

Wait, what?!

Someone told me that it wouldn't be Keanu Reeves playing Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie, it would be Matthew Mcconaughey.

The rumor is Keanu Reeves, not Mathew McConaughey.

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/07/22/fox-developing-cowboy-bebop-live-action-feature-film/

Of course, it's still a rumor at this point.

I know dat, but a friend told me dat.....hold on a second...damn Cajun accent.....

...But a friend told me that they were also considering Matthew McConaughey.

Although I would prefer Keanu.

 

[kommando367]

Halo 3 multiplayer... on ice.

That is one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard in my life. Can you imagine it, 4 spartans and 4 elites, skiing around and cursing each other out.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Duke Nukem the animated series?

Cowboy Bebop Live Action Movie starring Matthew Mc.....

......OH GODDAMMIT!

Wait, what?!

Someone told me that it wouldn't be Keanu Reeves playing Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie, it would be Matthew Mcconaughey.

The rumor is Keanu Reeves, not Mathew McConaughey.

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/07/22/fox-developing-cowboy-bebop-live-action-feature-film/

Of course, it's still a rumor at this point.

I know dat, but a friend told me dat.....hold on a second...damn Cajun accent.....

...But a friend told me that they were also considering Matthew McConaughey.

Although I would prefer Keanu.

No no no no no...there's gonna be a live-action movie?!

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Duke Nukem the animated series?

Cowboy Bebop Live Action Movie starring Matthew Mc.....

......OH GODDAMMIT!

Wait, what?!

Someone told me that it wouldn't be Keanu Reeves playing Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie, it would be Matthew Mcconaughey.

The rumor is Keanu Reeves, not Mathew McConaughey.

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/07/22/fox-developing-cowboy-bebop-live-action-feature-film/

Of course, it's still a rumor at this point.

I know dat, but a friend told me dat.....hold on a second...damn Cajun accent.....

...But a friend told me that they were also considering Matthew McConaughey.

Although I would prefer Keanu.

No no no no no...there's gonna be a live-action movie?!

Well, of course dere is, chere......

 

[CyberKnight]

Halo the Movie, starring Jim Carrey as Master Chief.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Not really an adaption, but 4chan the Musical...

And folks, here comes Pedobear's big solo!!! Can't say it would be a boring show though.