Hilariously bad adaptation ideas

[Motti]

A Zero Punctuation movie.

 

[M0rp43vs]

"Who killed JFK?" edition of cluedo (I really hope no one takes offense)
Dance dance revoultion sitcom("fail!" *canned laughter*)
4chan the game("3piC Win!!!1!")
Half life, the JRPG(I had a joke for this but, urrgh, the prospect of a jrpg halflife...*shudder*)
halo monopoly edition

EDIT:zero punctuation:bollywood edition(actually, the prospect of yahtzee's singing...)

 

[timmytom1]

Uwe Boll

Check out "tunnel rats" on steam, it`s already happend

 

[timmytom1]

High School Musical, the game

*puts hand on shoulder*

I hate to break it to you, but:

KILL IT KILL IT NOW!!!!!

 

[similar.squirrel]

A musical adaptation of Ayn Rand's life by Tommy Wiseau [The Room].

Oh..wait. Too late.

"Future prospects for Wiseau include a sitcom called The Neighbors, a book about the differences between 35 mm film and high-definition video, a Broadway adaptation of The Room, a Dracula movie and a musical show based on Ayn Rand's life.[4]"

 

[Lexodus]

Warcraft: The Musical
Grand Theft Auto: Interior Decorating

As an aside, they have done Bleach: the musical, and that turned out pretty good. So, that just proves that anything can happen

 

[Biek]

They should take a piss out of Mel Gibson and call him asking if he wants the lead role of the new Fallout movie.

 

[timmytom1]

The Divine Comedy: The Sitcom

Dante: Hey Satan, whatcha doin'?
Satan: Just chillin'
(Unstoppable explosion of laughter from audience accompanied with knee-slapping and clapping, doesn't subside for several minutes)
Satan: But seriously, this is living HELL
(More laughter, people start accidentally punching each other as their lungs are drained of all air)
Dante: Well, I'm gonna go now, Bye
(Dante goes to Purgatory)
Dante: Hey dudes, how's it hanging?
Purgatory Man 1: Oh, hanging happens on the seventh circle.
(Audience are all dead from the previous laughing fit, leaving just the cast giggling to themselves for all eternity)

How are you not in the TV buisness??? that kind of shit sounds readymade for daytime tv and the assorted retards who watch it.

 

[traceur_]

Ninja Gaiden 2: the animated childrens show

Survivor: Left4dead

 

[Summerstorm]

Plants vs. Zombies: Animated Series (Two backgrounds: Front Lawn and Backyard; 56 Episodes... / when the Toys sell well, new Episodes increment at 56 / per half year. No Plot, just new Flowers... wait a sec... is that what pokemon did? DAMN)

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Conker's Bad Fur Day: The Children's Cartoon
Pride and Prejudice: The Game
Happy Tree Friends: The Game (on second thoughts, that sounds awesome)

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Are You Smarter than a Space Marine?

 

[timmytom1]

Conker's Bad Fur Day: The Children's Cartoon
Pride and Prejudice: The Game
Happy Tree Friends: The Game (on second thoughts, that sounds awesome)

There was an XBLA happy tree freinds game a while back,it was shit

 

[tomtom94]

A live action version of Pokemon. Fiver says it gets made by 2020.
Also, Gears of War Racing.
And Devil May Cry by Uwe Boll. In fact anything by that man.

 

[BaronAsh]

Musicals rock! you guys obviously just haven't seen the good ones like Sweeny Todd or Repo! The Genetic Opera (technically a rock opera).

Please. It's all about The Broken Bride.
That's some good stuff there.

I get the feeling I'd get laughed at for liking Rent, Phantom Of The Opera, and Little Shop Of Horrors, wouldn't I?

Oh, and Avenue Q, can't forget that.

I like little shop of Horrors.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Encyclopedia Britania- The Movie
Love Hina- Directed by Michael Bay
Shameless- The Musical
Spinal Tap- Starring Zac Effron and The Jonas Brothers
Minesweeper- The Movie [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs]

 

[A random person]

Love Hina- Directed by Michael Bay

If anyone can make the girl-punches-guy-into-sky gag more physically insane, he can.

Spinal Tap- Starring Zac Effron and The Jonas Brothers

On the upside, it could end with the real Spinal Tap coming in and beating them to death.

 

[A random person]

This idea I posted on another thread: Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha as directed by whoever directed Twilight. She'd ruin the action scenes, rape Nanoha's character (she also directed Thirteen, so her experience is with angsty teens), and make a forced relationship between Nanoha and Yuuno, with all the angsty teen stereotypes and hormones she's known for.