His jokes are horrible but he just won't shut up

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Eggo post=18.71423.723014 said:
Carlos Mencia.
In a character completely opposite that other thread, amen.

*prepares flame shield*
Also, Steven Colbert. I liked his tongue-in-cheek sarcasm at first, but it got very annoying to me, very quickly. Which I find odd, since I usually enjoy smart humor in any of its forms.
 

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Arj Barker. I seem to be in the minority here, because I find Carlos Mencia to pretty damn funny, but then, I enjoy people ripping hell out of the hypocrisy and political correctness of the general populace.
 

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Guys its not a thread where you name some comedian or actor who you think is unfunny. You're supposed to name a friend who thinks he's funny but really he is not and then you tell about a bad joke he said once. There's no one in this thread who happens to be friends with Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, or Seth Rogan.
 

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Ocassionally, I am one, wether intentionally or not. Yes, intentionally. It's pretty funny for them to stare at me like I'm retarded or something. But yeah, I have about 4 friends who are like that
 

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mydogisblue post=18.71423.723223 said:
Guys its not a thread where you name some comedian or actor who you think is unfunny. You're supposed to name a friend who thinks he's funny but really he is not and then you tell about a bad joke he said once. There's no one in this thread who happens to be friends with Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, or Seth Rogan.
And how exactly would you know that I don't personally know one of them? I very well could you know.
 

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Jobz post=18.71423.723234 said:
mydogisblue post=18.71423.723223 said:
Guys its not a thread where you name some comedian or actor who you think is unfunny. You're supposed to name a friend who thinks he's funny but really he is not and then you tell about a bad joke he said once. There's no one in this thread who happens to be friends with Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, or Seth Rogan.
And how exactly would you know that I don't personally know one of them? I very well could you know.


.....are you serious? How can you prove you do know one of them? Either way they're still not answering the overall question. What's the worst joke they've told you that they thought was hilarious?
 

Beowulf DW

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I'm that person on occaision, although I'm ashamed of admitting it.

I don't tell jokes all that often anymore, mostly because my dad has perfected making that cricket noice. He does not hesitate to use it.
 
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Lvl 64 Klutz post=18.71423.723131 said:
Also, Steven Colbert. I liked his tongue-in-cheek sarcasm at first, but it got very annoying to me, very quickly. Which I find odd, since I usually enjoy smart humor in any of its forms.
I agreed with you until I actually watched the shows he's mocking.
You think I'm joking but his entire act is spot-on.
 

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Ugh, my mother. She always does it, but because she's my mum I always fake a laugh, which probably only encourages her.
I can't think of a specific example, but yesterday she was talking about her talk with the insurance company after a car hit hers the other day.

Her: ...they said they'd offer me about £200
Me: I'd take it, theres no damage to your car so its pretty much free money
Her: Bit of extra spending money before my holiday hahahahahahahaha

The fact that she laughs at her own "jokes" is the worst bit
 

Omnidum

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God, he's been here too?

But anyway, I don't know many comedians outside of Denmark, but I think a joke I heard here, well it was more of a prank call. But they said they were the police and accussed me of stealing from a kiosk. Later turned out to be three or five shitheads from my class.

Damn you Felix!
 

Mathew952

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It was one of those cases where the kid had a perfect 4.0, played piano, and could fix computer problems better than most IT professionals. But he was the most unfunny, had the worst jokes, couldn't understand why.
The kid with the 2.6 who was failing Math skills was hilarious though
 

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Mr.Pandah post=18.71423.723025 said:
I had one of those friends, but thankfully i'm not a friend of his anymore. When it starts to hurt to smile and nod/attempt to laugh at a terrible joke, you know its bad.
I never did that. I called them out on it. it's easy "That wasn't funny. At all. just. stop ok?"
 

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Jobz post=18.71423.723234 said:
mydogisblue post=18.71423.723223 said:
Guys its not a thread where you name some comedian or actor who you think is unfunny. You're supposed to name a friend who thinks he's funny but really he is not and then you tell about a bad joke he said once. There's no one in this thread who happens to be friends with Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, or Seth Rogan.
And how exactly would you know that I don't personally know one of them? I very well could you know.
Well, I don't like that thread. No one Cares that Joe Shmuck in the starbucks in the middle of New york isn't funny. No one cares. No one knows him. But well all know dane cook and Mencia. And we don't like him. So were going to continue to whine. You don't like it, you can leave.