Hitler asks for forgiveness.....

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TilMorrow

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Hitler: I have come forward with this conference to apolo-
Jewish descendants: There is! Get him!
*attack Hitler*

OT: I don't think he would even get a chance to start the conference in your hypothetical situation.
 

blaize2010

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could you bring back all those people? no? alright, hold on, i'm gonna get creative with this one.
 

Thundero13

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Have everyone who wants to kick you in the groin, then Kiss every Jewish person in the world, then make everything in the world as amazing as I can imagine then hook me up with Michael Gregory and then I might consider forgiving you.
 

Hero in a half shell

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If he were fully sorry for his actions then he would accept the consequences. Now what would happen in this situation is the Hague would try his for war crimes, and he would be imprisoned for life or sentenced to death. What I would do however, would be something along the lines of reconciliation, working in aid agencies and charities for war-torn countries, on pay that equates to his food, clothes and accomodation (all very basic)
 

Socks and Shoes

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Make him prime minister of Israel.

Even though I'm half jewish, I'd say he'd fit right in with the kike reich.
 

Grospoliner

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We clone him and kill him once for every single death he caused. However, we find a way to copy his entire memory system intact so he experiences each death. Each death must be a unique experience though.
 

Yopaz

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Seriously, nothing can make up for the processes he started. I would say there isn't any punishment severe enough to make justice. Though he wasn't all bad, being a racist and going to war made people draw the conclusion: Hitler = evil Hitler = Racist Racists = evil. Before that racism was the norm, so I guess he did contribute by being the dick in history.
 

Escapefromwhatever

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jackpipsam said:
Yes, Hitler started out as a hero... then he invaded Poland
Just because he improved the economy doesn't make him a hero. He did so by encouraging military industry- the war was always a part of his plans. Additionally, his secret police and anti-Jewish policies existed before he invaded Poland. I'm not saying he didn't have popular support, but he was no hero.
 

Hero in a half shell

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FalloutJack said:
"Nein."

Sorry, but the only Hitler allowed to roam free is the alternate-universe one who fought to save Europe from the tyranny of England and its evil allies from the states.

So, if it isn't the Anti-Hitler, I don't wanna hear about it.
That would make an awesome story, if it's not one already. Actually it's facinating just to think of how the war would have been fought in reverse, maybe if France and Poland annexed Italy, and Germany came to the aid of their facist friends, then Britain join France for old times sake, Poland stands defiant against Germany, so Russia join Germany as they see it as a chance to steal land from Poland (Because land is very scarce in Russia) and America run in after the party was over shouting "DON'T WORRY WE'RE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!"
 

Atheist.

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I don't know ask him to impale himself through his anus and out his mouth like Vlad used to do.
 

FalloutJack

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Hero in a half shell said:
FalloutJack said:
"Nein."

Sorry, but the only Hitler allowed to roam free is the alternate-universe one who fought to save Europe from the tyranny of England and its evil allies from the states.

So, if it isn't the Anti-Hitler, I don't wanna hear about it.
That would make an awesome story, if it's not one already. Actually it's facinating just to think of how the war would have been fought in reverse, maybe if France and Poland annexed Italy, and Germany came to the aid of their facist friends, then Britain join France for old times sake, Poland stands defiant against Germany, so Russia join Germany as they see it as a chance to steal land from Poland (Because land is very scarce in Russia) and America run in after the party was over shouting "DON'T WORRY WE'RE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!"
I think the Anti-Hitler would have to actually represent a social democracy, which is suppose to follow after socialism if those in power (after all the organizing and regulating of things) were to abdicate in favor of something more free and open. Still, it's an interesting notion.
 

Cherry Cola

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I'd tell him he'd have to work on a sit-com I will be the creator of where he lives in the same house as a family of Jewish people.

HILARITY ENSUES!
 

alrekr

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Communist partisan said:
I would slowly remove his bodyparts for what he have done my family.
Torture doesn't change the past.

Also your username and avatar conflict; as skinheads are often right wing fascists but your username suggest you are a communist


OT: live and let live. If he had been alive all this time it would take some guts to come out and also he'd be ancient and thus must have the secret to a long life and so should be used FOR SCEINCE. Same applies if he came back from the dea