Hitler asks for forgiveness.....

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Thespian

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Make him work as a butler in the houses of several Jewish/Homosexual/British or American people forcing him to call them "Sir/Madam" ask them when he could use the bathroom, run around getting them glasses of water and crumpets, occasionally spit-shining their shoes, that sort of thing. Just complete and utter humiliation. Best thing we can do to him without sinking to his level.
 

Haelium

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He has to declare that the SS uniform is no longer has anything to do with the SS. Come on, take one look at those uniforms and tell me that you wouldn't wear one if you could.
 

The Funslinger

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DefinitelyPsychotic said:
Neverhoodian said:
Life imprisonment. Stuck in a concrete cell with no window. No visitations. Food consists of bread and water shoved under the door. No chance for any type of early release.

That would do it for me.

Take away the bread and water, and THAT would do it for me.
No, see then he would die. This would be an escape from the psychological torment of being trapped forever.

OT: Get him into a boxing match with Liam Neeson, then give him to the population of Israel for one day, but make sure he's still alive by the end (general condition doesn't matter as long as he's alive.) THEN put him in the concrete room.
 

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Fun Answer: Stand up and yell in a booming voice "FINISH HIM!!". Then, Winston Churchill, Franklin Roosevelt, and the rest of the ally leaders rise from the ground in bursts of blue flame. Each one, using a twisted up rope made of their own flags, grabs one of Hitler's limbs. They all then violently yank the limbs right off. Franklin Roosevelt then delivers a brutal good old American kick to the crotch, Stalin sets him on fire before putting the flaming Furher out with salt, and France delivers a vicious karate chop to the face. Winston Churchill then walks up to Hitler, whose torso and head are being held by the rest of the allies. Hitler is barely alive as Winston brandishes a giant flaming hammer. He then says "A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures - and that is the basis of all human morality. Despite whatever consequences may come, I shall do what I must: KILL YOU, YOU NAZI SON OF A *****!!!" Winston then smashes Hitler's head in with the hammer, as I yell:
[HEADING=1]FATALITY[/HEADING]
Serious Answer: Ask "Do you truly want to be forgiven?" If he does, forgive him, but he still must suffer the consequence of the law. No matter how evil someone is, if they're really, truly sorry for what they have done, then they should be forgiven.
 

Haelium

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binnsyboy said:
OT: Get him into a boxing match with Liam Neeson, then give him to the population of Israel for one day, but make sure he's still alive by the end (general condition doesn't matter as long as he's alive.) THEN put him in the concrete room.
Out of curiosity, why Liam Neeson? Surely a Jew or a Slav would be the boxer?
 

bobtail123

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Firstly - Get him to disband any Nazi groups still in existance
Secondly - Individualy apologise and seek forgivness to people affected by the Nazis
Thirdly - Spend the next thousand years doing community service
 

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Atticus89 said:
I'd tell him to apologize for every man, woman, and child that was killed; a long list of names from every side of the war, living or related, will get a personal apology. His death would bring nothing, plus it would be sobering to know the millions of names that suffered because of him.
This, but punctuate each name with a kick in the balls.
 

Veldel

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Take out a handgun and blow out his kneecaps then while on the ground pour bleach on him as I whipe his face in feces and brocide to take a pototo peeler or such and peel all his skin off his back and pour a mixture of salt,peper,sray and anything else all over it then pour scolding hot water on him as he crawls there a airduct full of broken glass and when he begs for forgiveness more cut off his manhood so the fucker can never breed and force him to eat it then toss him in a padded room thats kept extreamly hot or cold to very uncompterble levels so he cant harm himself so he suffers a slow and painful death full of agany to the end of existence as for what he gets to eat hes gona eat the shit he fed to the jewiesh people.


If he suffers that then he may be forgiven I have no sympathy for that fucker


If someone can qoute or message me how to put spioiler id be happy to do it



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I guess?
 

Callate

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If he came back from the dead, his forgiveness is contingent on bringing back everyone he murdered. Until such a thing comes about, no dice.
 

Atticus89

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Drakmorg said:
Atticus89 said:
I'd tell him to apologize for every man, woman, and child that was killed; a long list of names from every side of the war, living or related, will get a personal apology. His death would bring nothing, plus it would be sobering to know the millions of names that suffered because of him.
This, but punctuate each name with a kick in the balls.
After a couple hundred kicks to the crotch will leave nothing left for the remaining millions. Then again, those couple hundreds will have some type of bragging rights.
 

binvjoh

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I probably couldn't stomache telling someone to kill themselves, even if it was Hitler. Also, it's not like him dying now would change anything.