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jamesworkshop

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never knew that men only produced sperm and have done nothing else for 100,000 years.
replacing men is far too expensive and doesn't make a lot of sence either
 

Sewblon

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I wonder how long it will be before we make artificial wombs and artificial eggs so both genders will be biologically obsolete. Then we can just build human factories and not worry about reproducing at all.
 

Spudgun Man

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Or no one will give a flying fork and go on what we have been doing for the last 'couple' (e.g. Lots) of years cause that seems to work just fine.

The unfortunate fact is tht infertility is evolution's way of holding up a small sign that says 'Fail'.
 

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Judgedread said:
GodsOneMistake said:
hey hey lets stop the whole "make men useless research" cause if that works out I know a few crazy ladies that might just get rid of all of us
I can imagine it now, a full scale war between men and women.

Creepy...
I think that was already done as a game...Gender Wars by GT Interactive Software. :)
 

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unabomberman said:
Oh snap. I forgot to add this one: http://www.smh.com.au/news/science/artificial-sperm-on-the-horizon/2008/04/07/1207420287249.html

It talks about a possibility of using sperm cultivated from a woman on another woman thus making men redundant in a biological standpoint.

Creepy, right?
Creepy? No. F&^king scary yes! LADIES PLEASE WE'LL LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT DOWN, WE'LL COMPLEMENT YOU ON YOUR HAIR, WE'LL EVEN TRY TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR FOLKS BUT PLEASE, PLEASE DONT KILL US OFF!!
 

Booze Zombie

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Aren't infertile men rendered as such because their genetic data is seen as non-beneficial to our species? Which is to say, their own genetic code is like "fuck, just live, don't think about children".

'Less they caught a cap in the sack, mind you...
 

Disaster Button

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Disaster Button said:
I just saw this on the news. Anyway I don't think it makes men useless cos you need to have an embryo to create the sperm, so don't worry men, we're still useful!
two words.Sperm slaves.
Shit. Men are so doomed.
 

Nickolai77

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Aunel said:
Men will never become obsolete, because women will still think they need men to reproduce, if women "evolved" into not having emotions for men, then we would be fucked, but hey, we invented nukes.
This^

Deep down, altough many females would deny it, they would rather live in a world that is inhabited by men, as long as they have emotions for us males, we are fine.

I mean, imagine the alternative, a world populated by women, only women.... It will be like men on ships, who have spent long amounts of time at sea without seeing a single women- And we all know the sort of reputation of the Navy has. Well could the same happen to women? hmm... If that be the case, the last man born on Earth, as long as he is straight, will be a happy man, a very happy man. I would envy him. XD

This ladies, is why men will never be redundant. Deep down, you know its true.



Sewblon said:
I wonder how long it will be before we make artificial wombs and artificial ovaries so both genders will be biologically obsolete.
^this is a good point as well, we can almost make artifical organs, so in a couple of decades artifical ovaries and wombs could be made- and then both genders are obselete.


Back into serious mode, artifical sperm is great news for infertile males- this technology is a good thing, its an other scientific breakthrough which will benifit humanity.

And do not worry about population, as others have pointed out, the western world produces more than enough food for itself. For instance in Europe, we tried increasing agricultural productivity, only to find out farmers over-produced, and huge mountains of food where left to rot. So, many European farms do not work at full capacity- they don't need to. Same goes for the farms of many other developed nations. Furthermore, the population growth in the developed world is minminal, in some countries such as Japan and Germany the population growth is negative.
In Africa over-population has been a problem for decades, what simply happens is that when there is not enough food to go around, people starve to death, and a equilbium is restored. Africa is trapped in a vicious circle, and Africa needs help to modernise in order to break this cycle.
 

DND Judgement

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unabomberman said:
Also, it is quite spooky. It talks about a possibility of using sperm cultivated from a woman on another woman thus making men redundant in a biological standpoint.

Creepy, right?
you mean fucking terrifying....
 

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Gyrefalcon said:
Judgedread said:
GodsOneMistake said:
hey hey lets stop the whole "make men useless research" cause if that works out I know a few crazy ladies that might just get rid of all of us
I can imagine it now, a full scale war between men and women.

Creepy...
I think that was already done as a game...Gender Wars by GT Interactive Software. :)
It was also done as an anime if I'm not mistaken, Vandread I think. I believe it was some mecha thing.
 

Gyrefalcon

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Judgedread said:
Gyrefalcon said:
Judgedread said:
GodsOneMistake said:
hey hey lets stop the whole "make men useless research" cause if that works out I know a few crazy ladies that might just get rid of all of us
I can imagine it now, a full scale war between men and women.

Creepy...
I think that was already done as a game...Gender Wars by GT Interactive Software. :)
It was also done as an anime if I'm not mistaken, Vandread I think. I believe it was some mecha thing.
Point to you. Actually, there is probably more than one anime on this theme actually. Huh. Suddenly I want to see "Piranha Women from the Avocado Jungle of Death" again...
 

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Aunel said:
Men will never become obsolete, because women will still think they need men to reproduce, if women "evolved" into not having emotions for men, then we would be fucked, but hey, we invented nukes.
That and y'know women tend to enjoy sex aswell.
 

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Matronadena said:
you know.. and not to get grose, but there are certain...em.. toys we females can get that look, and have the same function ability as a male..( and by that I mean man goo) in which they sell lub like things that " replicate" said male genetic material...

one could replace said synthetic, with this stuff and....



well that would make males obsolete to some women too


no but seriously though, it's sorta....scary and fascinating in all the same ways





yeah you are correct but at the end of the day its the same as sperm donoring.... the child will have no father figure which in my opinion it NEEDS, women cannot fill that role, so for a successful pregnancy no, you dont need the man but for a successful upbringing you do
 

MrDeano89

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Sharpeye42 said:
wouldn't everyone look the same and be the same gender?


erm thats massive ginetic mutation making humanity asexual.... simply impregnating women with sperm wont do that, in fact it wont make any difference you'll just have children lol
 

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NOOOOOOO they have no use for us anymore!!!

If they get rid of spiders then were done for. I'm pretty sure spider killing is the only reason my girlfriend keeps me around.
 

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I thought Japan would have got this first, you know. Artificial sperm- a massive boon for the Japanese porn industry.
 

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Judgedread said:
GodsOneMistake said:
hey hey lets stop the whole "make men useless research" cause if that works out I know a few crazy ladies that might just get rid of all of us
I can imagine it now, a full scale war between men and women.

Creepy...
Which raises the argument who would win men or woman?
 

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Nickolai77 said:
In Africa over-population has been a problem for decades, what simply happens is that when there is not enough food to go around, people starve to death, and a equilbium is restored. Africa is trapped in a vicious circle, and Africa needs help to modernise in order to break this cycle.
I'm pretty sure it's the same as in the West. Africa is capable of producing more than enough food to feed its population. The problem is distribution; the food is there, but people aren't getting it due to economic issues, wars, disease, corruption, etc.
 

bodyklok

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I don't even fucking know why everyone cares so bloody much, I can make semen in my own room (In fact I doing it now) so I don't even need a laboratory. Take that science I beat you to it!