Holy Crap! That Was Close!

[Twisted Idiot]

Fell off the back of a moving truck while it was moving.
Got clipped by a taxi after clearing a stair set on roller blades.
Suffered a mild concussion and serious viral infection after helmet to helmet contact by two team mates during football practice.

 

[Clairaudient]

I met someone on the internet and he didn't harvest my organs.

It's not worth the effort to disembowel a teenager. The meat is too stringy. Orphans on the other hand...

 

[Grimm91]

I nearly drowned in my Uncles pond when my really mean cousin threw me in and I couldn't swim that well.