Hoop Earrings

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

Because I'm such a stand up guy I'm going to save you fellow escapists some serious suffering by informing you of an evil abomination that actually exists in our world. Small hoop earrings. If you have piercings, don't use them. Just don't. They're fucking hard to work with even when you're not putting them in your ear. They're fucking impossible, just impossible, and I hope the person that came up with the idea burns in hell. Seriously, fuck that guy.

So, basically you're working with these tiny pieces of shit that A. Hurts your ear like a ***** B. Hurts your fingers like a ***** and C. Is fucking impossible to work with. You know how your fingers would get damaged when you first learned to play guitar? Yeah, that's what happens to 'em when I try to put in a god damned earring. Fucking hell. So please, heed my advice. Burn those things in a pile. For crimes against decency and human welfare these things must pay for their crimes.

 

[urza4315]

Guys, you know the thing with the earrings?
It's over.
It was meant to piss off the squares. The squares are wearing them now!

 

[Goofguy]

Ok, advice taken even though I have never and will never wear earrings. Now what do we discuss?

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Okay so uh... what's your problem with hoop earrings?

 

[Lawyer105]

Ok, advice taken even though I have never and will never wear earrings. Now what do we discuss?

Having all agreed that hoops = tramp (or whatever it was), I propose we discuss cake.

Pie is massively overrated, and cake is only a lie if you're too lame to actually go bake one for yourself (or wander down to the shop and pick one up).

Personally, it doesn't get better than chocolate cake as far as I'm concerned. A nice triple layer cake, with melted chocolate icing and sweetened whipped cream. Or a light, fluffy vanilla sponge with lemon icing. Mmmm-hmmm.

Of course, you need to make sure you only have a really small slice, or you'll feel like crap afterwards.

 

[DugMachine]

wut. How can putting in an earing be anything like pushing your fingers down on metal strings for hours at a time o.o?

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

I was tempted to Spiderman this thread, but I think I might get a warning for it, eh.

I was thinking this was gonna be a rant about girls who wear massive hoop earrings. Hate them ewew.

But err...sorry for your discomfort? I don't even know.
I wouldn't wear them myself though. Not a fan o.o.

Spoiler: COUGHCOUGH.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

The fingertips on my left hand sound like nails when I tap them on a hard surface. (longtime guitarist)

Very few opinions on earrings. Not much of a fan of them on women but it's not like I hate all women who wear them.

And can I also add that I approve of the change in topics we've seen the last few days?

 

[DugMachine]

The fingertips on my left hand sound like nails when I tap them on a hard surface. (longtime guitarist)

Same. They're so ugly and calloused... worth it though!