Hostage rescue: how would you do it?

[Kollega]

Well, barring an obvious answer (a massive Lombax invasion so awesome everyone would pass out just by looking at it), i suppose i'd just engulf the area in super-fast sleeping gas. When captors hit the floor and start snoring, just carry them and hostages out. Easy.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Because I would have no one to play with!

So you can't pull hot chicks that love Nerf and Legos from your Infinite resource bag? That's not a Limitless, infinite amount of resources, The Op lied!

Bloody revolution time?

The OP oppresses the masses with his rules! Down with the Old Regime!

 

[Mcupobob]

I wouldn't, I would run off with the resorces and become emperor of the MOON!! HAA HAHA HAHA *manical laughing*

 

[BabySinclair]

Defeat them through infinite improbability, just don't know what the actual outcome might be... hoping the captors turn into a whale and a bowl of petunias

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Bloody revolution time?

Quite, quite.
-Clears lungs-
Gather my Brothers and Sisters, Gtaher forth! We face an enemy unlike any other we have ever face. Today we face an enemy we have never seen or herad, an enemy that we no not the name of. But we will not let this stop us! We will find the enemy we know nothing of, and we will fight him! We will be Victorious!

 

[Meshakhad_v1legacy]

1. Stall the guy until nightfall.
2. Before nightfall, arrange an accident where a large truck knocks over any streetlights. To distract them, set up a floodlight at the accident scene, so they don't realize how dark it is.
3. Hold a heavy metal concert nearby.
4. Send in a team of ninjas.

This works to cripple their ability to detect an attack, and then sends in very stealthy people.

If this plan is inadvisable, go to plan B:

1. Inform hostage-taker that if the hostage is hurt, I will simply hand him over to the family of the hostage.

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

[persuade]:"You want to let the hostages go"

[sub]What? The force is a resource.....[/sub]

 

[dthvirus]

Would you kindly let them go?

 

[sagacious]

Because I would have no one to play with!

So you can't pull hot chicks that love Nerf and Legos from your Infinite resource bag? That's not a Limitless, infinite amount of resources, The Op lied!

Bloody revolution time?

The OP oppresses the masses with his rules! Down with the Old Regime!

MUUUWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! you will never defeat the powers that be! Long live ... ME!!!

 

[dududf]

(insert sex joke)

Very bad use of the word "insert".

Wait what?

 

[Herianden78]

I would just give the hostage holder what he wants

I have infinite resources

Loop holes, FTW

Hmmm, how clever

I would hire a bunch of scientists to make an evil puppy of death. I would then place it in a cardboard box on the doorstep. When they bring it in it will act all cute and they'll let their guards down, then it will tear out their throats.
That or have them build a super suit that can cloak, then walk in and kill them off one by one without the others realizing, until there's one left. Then I'll kill him in some spectacular way.

 

[dududf]

(insert sex joke)

Very bad use of the word "insert".

Wait what?

I think we should just drop this load now.
(I am trying to put as many bad jokes in here as I can. That sentence included)

hee hee I get both of them now... ;P

 

[Toastergoat]

Does anyone remember that gun from Perfect Dark (N64 era) that could shoot through walls, for anyone who doesn't know what I'm speaking about look it up. Yeah just use that. Then blow the house up for good measure but like insist hostages wear fireproof suits.

But I'd use the X-ray gun thing from PD

 

[DRTJR]

Use my .44 Magnum on them and give a dirty harry speech

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Same as my plan for everything. Flash bangs and a sledgehammer

 

[Souplex]

Lunge through the wall at the target's throat and lift them by it.

 

[MagicMouse]

Trained ferrets, beast master style.

 

[lovetropicana]

Kill everyone
Never negotiate with terrorists.
Never compromise, even in the face of armageddon