Hotel Bill

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Switzerland.

The bill? The lifetime earnings of everyone in your family who gets born in succession.

 

[Barbas]

The hellcube.

Your soul.

 

[tilmoph]

Four nun costumes, four "actors", an Aztec priest costume, a ceremonial knife, several heavy duty garbage bags

$13,000, plus a test of my bluffing, smuggling, and disposal skills.

 

[Barbas]

Thirty minutes with a tiger.

Free of charge.

 

[FPLOON]

Two magician, an assistant, four cell phones, and a pet iguana...

79 hundred nickels and dimes...

 

[Barbas]

A bobcat.

$7.500

 

[tilmoph]

A inkwell of blood, some human skin parchment, entrails of a rooster who laid eggs, a dozen black candles crafted by impure monks under a new moon, a small child (preferably one no one will look for)

$1200, plus something you'll never miss in this life.

 

[Barbas]

Seventy Mickey Mouse plushies, a shotgun and one hundred shells.

$4.500

 

[FPLOON]

Several thousand gems of varying origins...

A life-debt to the planet Earth...

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

A visit from Gillian Anderson, a toy dinosaur, and a pound of fruit rollups.

Compliments of the management.

 

[FPLOON]

A paper towel, a worthless penny, a potato chip, and a two-way mirror to replace the one-way containment field...

10,000 sponges and 1,000 starfish...

 

[Barbas]

An original shiny Charizard card.

$450,00

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

All the lost episodes of Dr. Who

Exchanged for all the lost silent films.

 

[FPLOON]

A cucumber, a banana, a bag of M&Ms, some tape, and a baseball cap...

12,345 pieces of loose change...

 

[Barbas]

Several insults from Frankie Boyle.

$50,00

 

[FPLOON]

The facts of life...

The meaning of life...

 

[Barbas]

A 1-up.

$300,00

 

[FPLOON]

One planet, hold the mustand and mayo...

Your family's estate for the next lightyear...

 

[Barbas]

Twenty loaves of bread and a tub of honey.

$120,00

 

[FPLOON]

You own tower filled with prep students of various inhuman abilities...

One season followed by a swift cancellation...