How Big is too Big, Ladies?

[Calibanbutcher]

To celebrate my 1000th post, I decided to start a mature and civil thread.

Just kidding, it's about weiners.
Spurred on by the thread made to discuss breast sizes and by a suggestion made in that thread, I decided to turn the tables:

Ladies and Gentleman
(Transsexuals are not excluded, but since you usually ask to be seen as either women or men, just pick whatever you see fit)

Do you ever think about the size of a man's member?

Does it even matter?

Does it make any difference as far as looks are concerned?

Does it make a difference during the act of getting to know one-another carnally?

Do you prefer certain shapes, colors, etc?

Men:
Are you happy with your "sperm-disposal apparatus"?


Yep, just what a 1000th post should be:
The starting point for a mature, intelligent discussion.

Also, does anyone else think that everything can be made to sound creepy by adding "Ladies" at the end?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The Escapist.

5 3 1 0 days since the last penis thread.

Stay classy guys, stay classy

OT: Shapes and colours? o_0

 

[Spambot 3000]

Am I happy with my 'sperm-disposal apparatus' ... Well, it's never judged me, so I guess it pretty much passes the bar.

 

[Quaxar]

And here I was sure one of those two "too big" threads was a parody of the other with something ridiculous like "how big is too big for a big mac".

Maybe the next one will be...

 

[StBishop]

Do you ever think about the size of a man's member?

Not as much as when I was younger. I'm comfortable with myself now so I don't stress about it.

Does it even matter?

Of course it does.

Does it make any difference as far as looks are concerned?

Dunno, not enough points of comparison. I don't think other penises are really attractive anyway, mine looks good though.

Does it make a difference during the act of getting to know one-another carnally?

Yeah, for sure. While there's a huge range which can be pleasurable there are certainly people who fall outside of the range of comfort/pleasure for some women. Keep in mind, not all vaginas are created equal either.

Do you prefer certain shapes, colors, etc?

Nope. I like my own how it is though, so I think I'd like it to stay the same.

Men:
Are you happy with your "sperm-disposal apparatus"?

Yep.

Also, does anyone else think that everything can be made to sound creepy by adding "Ladies" at the end?

Nah, sounds suave.

The Escapist.

5 3 1 0 days since the last penis thread.

Stay classy guys, stay classy

OT: Shapes and colours? o_0

You didn't even fill out the survey!

There are people who desperately want to know your thoughts and opinions on the matter!

 

[SckizoBoy]

In the words of Yahtzee... 'Bring on the sausage!' though that raises an interesting point, is there a shirt for that yet?!

OT:

Well, I'm guessing 'rainbow' would be the OP's preference XD

Bringing new meaning to the word 'peacock'...(!) -_-

 

[Psykoma]

So um, I'm a virgin, but I can answer some of the questions...

Do you ever think about the size of a man's member?

Of course. Pretty sure everyone has the occasional thought about them.

Does it even matter?

For me, my doctor's told me I have pretty strict size restrictions that are smaller than what most women have.
I can um, accomodate about 8.5-9 inches in depth (this one doesn't matter too much, because the whole length doesn't really have to go in.) and about 2 inches in width, *maybe* 2 .5.
So yeah, size matters to me, but not because it may be too small, it may just be too big :/

Does it make any difference as far as looks are concerned?

Does it make a difference during the act of getting to know one-another carnally?

Do you prefer certain shapes, colors, etc?

I have no idea how to answer any of these :/
Blame the virginity.

 

[Shadowstar38]

I heard that if it's too big, like 12 and 13 inches, women wont sleep with you because they think it will hurt them. However, my friend's is 13 inches and his wife saws she loves it. But she's a sex addict so I'll put her as an anomoly.

On women, I like the space to be tighter, but for dudes, meh. It doesn't matter. It just needs to be big enough to fit in my hand when I'm standing behind them.

For color. Hmm. White guys tend to have the more interesting looking ones.

Now if we're talking shapes, this is just personal preference, but one that curves up a bit. It's more aestheticly pleasing to the eyes.

Hope that answers your questions.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Do you ever think about the size of a man's member? Yes. It helps when fantasizing oral especially.

Does it even matter? I think it does. I've only been with 2 men, but the size difference between them was very noticeable during sex.

Does it make any difference as far as looks are concerned? Indifferent.

Does it make a difference during the act of getting to know one-another carnally? Not really. As long as it's clean, & he knows how to use it, it's all good.

Do you prefer certain shapes, colors, etc? Nope. But a rainbow rod would be pretty awesome!

The last man I was with, who was my last boyfriend, had an above average tool. Close to 8 inches. My very first boyfriend was somewhere around the 6 area. I can very accurately remember how different it felt during sex. While both felt good in a purely sexual way, I have to admit that my last boyfriend could make me achieve orgasm much faster & more often. I can't say if size was a major factor there, yet I'm thinking it had something to do with it.

Heh, I heard it was about width not length. You can only go so far into a woman after all.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Yeah, I've always thought that being hung like a horse was only useful for picking up horses.

Or women who were...er...holed like a horse?

...

As it happens, in ancient Greece, heroes had small penises, and comic characters had giant penises which were the source of much hilarity. Bigger is better hasn't been constant.

 

[Zandarck]

Anyone think that perhaps Jonah Flacon's member could be pushing the boat out for big enough?

 

[Blunderboy]

Oh jesus guys.
Really? WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?!

OT - Well I'm a man so I can't answer but surely it will vary from lady to lady.

 

[Rainboq]

Seeing as I'm a lesbian, this doesn't really apply, unless its made of plastic, in which case:

a) see above ----^

b) Depends on who is using it and how skilled they are.

c) Not really, so long as it isn't something from Bad Dragon...

d) Considering that once upon a time lesbianism might have been the equivilant of a handshake between two women, sex in general is a great way of getting to know a person.

e) Rainbow patterns, rainbow patterns everywhere...

 

[Gardenia]

my friend's is 13 inches

I call bullshit. That would be some olympic class schlong right there. What I'm saying is: pics or it didn't happen.

 

[KiloFox]

Gay Male here and i might as well reply to this because WHY NOT?

To celebrate my 1000th post, I decided to start a mature and civil thread.

Just kidding, it's about weiners.
Spurred on by the thread made to discuss breast sizes and by a suggestion made in that thread, I decided to turn the tables:

Ladies and Gentleman
(Transsexuals are not excluded, but since you usually ask to be seen as either women or men, just pick whatever you see fit)

Do you ever think about the size of a man's member?

Not particularly. it's not the first thing to come to mind

Does it even matter?

size? well to me it does a bit

Does it make any difference as far as looks are concerned?

not really.

Does it make a difference during the act of getting to know one-another carnally?

DEFIANTLY. anything under 6-7" is inadequate for me

Do you prefer certain shapes, colors, etc?

i'm a fur, now think for a moment and decide if you REALLY want me to answer that question
WARNING: don't click open the spoiler unless you are REALLY really sure you want to know.

Spoiler

i own a Zeta Toy (Animal-modeled sex toys) that's in the shape of a cannine "member" over 7" long and OH SO GOOD

Men:
Are you happy with your "sperm-disposal apparatus"?

yep. though i could possibly stand to be a little smaller. i'm over 8" and my ex was scared to bottom for me because of the size.

Also, does anyone else think that everything can be made to sound creepy by adding "Ladies" at the end?

yes and no. it depends on how it is said

 

[scarfacetehstag]

Gay Male here and i might as well reply to this because WHY NOT?

To celebrate my 1000th post, I decided to start a mature and civil thread.

Just kidding, it's about weiners.
Spurred on by the thread made to discuss breast sizes and by a suggestion made in that thread, I decided to turn the tables:

Ladies and Gentleman
(Transsexuals are not excluded, but since you usually ask to be seen as either women or men, just pick whatever you see fit)

Do you ever think about the size of a man's member?

Not particularly. it's not the first thing to come to mind

Does it even matter?

size? well to me it does a bit

Does it make any difference as far as looks are concerned?

not really.

Does it make a difference during the act of getting to know one-another carnally?

DEFIANTLY. anything under 6-7" is inadequate for me

Do you prefer certain shapes, colors, etc?

i'm a fur, now think for a moment and decide if you REALLY want me to answer that question
WARNING: don't click open the spoiler unless you are REALLY really sure you want to know.

Spoiler

i own a Zeta Toy (Animal-modeled sex toys) that's in the shape of a cannine "member" over 7" long and OH SO GOOD

Men:
Are you happy with your "sperm-disposal apparatus"?

yep. though i could possibly stand to be a little smaller. i'm over 8" and my ex was scared to bottom for me because of the size.

Also, does anyone else think that everything can be made to sound creepy by adding "Ladies" at the end?

yes and no. it depends on how it is said

wait, wait, wait, you can bottom out a guy?

 

[UltraXan]

I'm just gonna start this off by saying I'm a guy, wearing a Slender-man costume during physics class... Alrighty, let the question answering begin!

Do you ever think about the size of a man's member?
- Of another guy's junk? Nope. Of mine, yeah, sometimes.

Does it even matter?
- To some extent. I keep hearing that "bigger is better," but I honestly think it's about having a "snug fit."

Does it make any difference as far as looks are concerned?
- Umm... I don't think I fully understand the question... but I'll say I don't think so.

Does it make a difference during the act of getting to know one-another carnally?
- Too small and it'll kill the mood. Too big and it'll probably scare her, so I'd say yeah.

Do you prefer certain shapes, colors, etc?
- Moving on...

Men:
Are you happy with your "sperm-disposal apparatus"?
- For the most part, yes, I am. It's got a bit of a "bend" in it, though, but that's a little more than what I'd normally be willing to talk about.

Also, does anyone else think that everything can be made to sound creepy by adding "Ladies" at the end?
- Depends. Normally, I'd say no. But if you make a smirk and stare at someone, then fuck yes.

 

[KiloFox]

snip

wait, wait, wait, you can bottom out a guy?

yeah, it's really not that difficult and it's not like i needed to train for it either. my first was with a guy who was just over 7" (and i had never used a toy before that) and he was able to bottom out completely in me.

though lets be fair. i'm 6'4", so it stands to reason i'd have more... room... than most everyone else