How did you do that?

[Kud]

with my belly button.

how did you kidnap that dog?

 

[Ren3004]

I lured it with a good bone.


How did you drug me?

 

[Kud]

Elephant tranquilizers.

how are you alive?

 

[Ren3004]

My heart's beating.


How did you become so evil?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By playing GTA, or so Jack Thompson says.

How did you think Jack Thompson was right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Months of brainwashing and i've come to resent myself.

How did you manage to snap me out of it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By making you play a good game.

How did you make Prince of Persia this year's GOTY?

 

[hiks89]

make him wear a hat

how di you destroy the death star

 

[hiks89]

...

 

[hiks89]

.............

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Wu Whuh What?

How did you post nothing?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By bumping the thread repeatedly.

How did you come to this conclusion?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

Through common sense.

How did you know that it wasn't that common?

 

[Neonbob]

I've seen it everywhere today.

How did you communicate with a dumbass?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By going "du-uh it goes liek boom an it blow up like dis"

How did you understand that?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

By reading your mind.


How did you type without fingers?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Voice commands.

How did you get the one ring and not get killed by somebody else?

 

[Cargando]

I used dynamite to crush Frodo and Sam in a landslide, then plucked the Ring from his cold, dead fingers. Then I ate one. Err, one of his fingers that is.

How did you manage to ressurect Tolkein?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Necromancy.

How did you make necromancy legal?