How did you do that?

[DJude]

when i was toasting the bread a picture [http://media.photobucket.com/image/holy%20shit%20this%20awesome/adamrector/JesusRidingDinosaur.jpg] was burned on to the slices and it was so awesome it exploded

how did you survive that picture?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By not seeing it.

How did you make such a great sandvich?

 

[Ren3004]

By being awesome.


How did you become so awesome?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a person who can adapt?

How did you get me a bunch of friends?

 

[DJude]

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how did you become a potential friend of mine?

 

[pope_of_larry]

inbreeding
how did you sell weed to a cop and get away with it?

 

[pope_of_larry]

trying to hard

how did you HEADSHOT

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By aiming.

How did you get all that gold?

 

[pope_of_larry]

doing my dailys

how did you get eaten by a rat

 

[Ren3004]

Covered myself in cheese.


How did you get covered in cheese?

 

[Metric Monkey]

You missed yourself and flung cheese all over me.

How did you just lose a game of tag with Helen Keller?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fell from the sky.
I was holding her hand the entire time.

How did you make it rain cocacola?

 

[DJude]

by switching out the water in the oceans with cocacola and waiting for it evaporate and to into clouds, then rain

how did you not notice that the water had been switched out?

 

[pope_of_larry]

If i go in the sun i will go blind

how did you switch the water

 

[Metric Monkey]

Hundreds of buckets.

How did you make it take only three days to switch the waters?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Somebody told me...
By letting you change your bloody post.

How did you not see that coming?

 

[pope_of_larry]

i was asleep

what did some one tell you?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because they were crazy.

How did we suddenly appear in an asylum?