How did you do that?

[Amzer]

They installed it for me. Sony fears me.

How did you create something Awesome?

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

It comes naturally to those who are awesome.
How did you grow a 70-mile long beard in less than a day?

 

[Neonbob]

I used 50,000 gallons of rogaine.

How did you make 2 + 2 so complicated?

 

[Ren3004]

By scribbling all over the paper.


How did you make me forget my own name?

 

[lodo_bear]

Simple: I administered an eye exam [http://gadgetophilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/t10neuralizer.jpg].

How did you manage to outsmart Batman?

 

[Amzer]

I held up a sheet of paper with 3x2 on it. Batman was never good at math.

How did you outsmart the genius?

 

[Ren3004]

Turns out, he couldn't outsmart bullets.


How did you outsmart bullets?

 

[Amzer]

I hid in a trench until the bullets passed.

How did you outsmart Heavy?

 

[Ren3004]

By luring him with an explosive sandwich.


How did you see through my clever ruse?

 

[pope_of_larry]

I watch every thing

how did YOU not know i'm every where

 

[Amzer]

I saw you in one place...and maybe I decided to kill the one I saw...

How did you know I was a murderer

 

[Amzer]

I dunno...NO WITNESSES!
Stabs Swollen goat multiple times
Don't worry...Hes a gamer...He will respawn...eventually.

How did you respawn so quickly?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Host advantage.

How did you get that badge?

 

[Amzer]

I played Genre wars...And lost to the easy bots >.>

How did you fail so hardcorely?

 

[Neonbob]

I did it on purpose.
Jumping off of roofs is really hardcore.
And failing to do so is failing. Hardcore!

How did you miss every single class today?

 

[Amzer]

I wandered the halls yelling "mmmm'DUUUUUR"

How did you notice I wasn't there?

 

[christ917]

My fist flew through thin air when I tried to punch you.

How did you break the logic of math by making 2=1?

 

[Ren3004]

With my awesome powers.


How did you get your awesome powers?

 

[DuplicateValue]

In an incident involving a pillow factory.

How did you grow those horns?