How did you do that?

[biscuit86]

through sheer spite and malevolence.

why did you do it?

 

[Neonbob]

Because I really fuckin felt like it!
And the elephants never really interacted with anyone.

How did you merge two continents?

 

[FieryButterfly]

With duck tape and lots and lots of crazy glue

How did you escape Al Quida?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a large nuclear explosion. It fixed my small problem.

How did you get a new class in Mass Effect?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Mods.

How did you catch fire?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

You'd be surprised what kind of accidents can occur while you're eating pudding.

How did you learn to secrete pure caffeine?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By eating a lyrium monkey.

How did you eat a chinchilla?

 

[TimeLord]

With tomato sauce

How did you stop an army of Daleks?

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Merged with a regenerating timelord and boom! one instant solution involving a few switches.

How did you get that nail in your nose?

 

[x0ny]

Mummy said it helps my asthma.

How did you manage to watch the entire Jonas Brothers 3d concert?

 

[Code Monkey]

Three words: Booze.
(?)

How did you become space pope?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I asked God to do it for me.

How did you punch the Holy Spirit in the face?

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

I used the Holy Hand Glove Of Pure Holy Holiness of course.

Why did you buy Axe Body spray?

 

[Code Monkey]

I wanted to try to drown someone in it. Don't ask why.

How did you create an anti magic field generator?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Damn mages were invading our minds!

How did you infiltrate my dream world?

 

[Neonbob]

I slipped you some serious drugs.
Hahaaaa!

How did you bring a paperweight into orbit?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Smuggled it.

How did you eat an entire continent?

 

[bcponpcp27]

One bite at a time.

Why didn't you wear pants to the opera?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Because we both know that it clashed with the Tie and all my other pants were in the wash.

How did you walk through the minefield without blowing yourself up?

 

[Neonbob]

I used noclip. Such a handy thing!

How did you bring a tube worm to the surface?