How did you do that?

[Pimppeter2]

I am Pimppeter2

How did you get Drafted to play in the NFL?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By some cruel and unusual joke by life.

How did you survive a bullet to the brain?

 

[Neonbob]

I regenerated. Healing factors are awesome.

How did you get kicked out of a group?

 

[CounterAttack]

I constantly quoted LRR videos.

How did you invade France?

 

[King Kupofried]

With an army of Genma from the past.
How did you get rid of all that peanut butter?

 

[Neonbob]

I fed it to an army of rats.

How did you spend five million dollars on cake?

 

[CounterAttack]

That cake was huge, but worth it.

How did you join the LoadingReadyRunners?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I brainwashed thier leader just cause for the sake of overkill.

How did you find my underground bunker?

 

[Zedzero]

You gave me the map

How did you solve world war III?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

held the sun at gunpoint and threatened to blow it up

How did us escapists kill the twilight franchise?

 

[Dark Knifer]

With lots of tubs of butter, because we can do awsome stuff like that.

How do you find out what wires to cut?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I didn't I cut them all because Im crazy and it worked.

how did you get an unreleased sex tape of my favorite two celebs

 

[CounterAttack]

They gave it to me to keep quiet.

How did you find out who the assassin was?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I screamed Im a templar and he lunged at me with a hidden blade.

how did you resurect the champ?

 

[Dark Knifer]

EDIT: damn it ninja'd

I used alot of life potions... And some meth...

How did you know it would be jeff?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I fist bumped people till my knuckles were bloody.

how did you watch two girl one cup and not puke?

 

[CounterAttack]

A ninja beat me to it and died of head asplosion, so I deleted the internets.

How did you win the Escapist Film Festival?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

thier was alittle something for everyone in my ultimate tribute to The boondock saints

how did you join the army at age 12

 

[Dark Knifer]

With a pet mouse, a can of mousquitoes and a guitar made of fire. Turns out that is just what they needed.

How did you not die when that thermonuclear battleship shot you in the face?!?

 

[CounterAttack]

I used the Force to push the explosion away from me. Oh it hit me, and it hurt like a *****.

How did you join the secret super-sneaky ninja clan?