How did you do that?

[Code Monkey]

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

How did you define irony?

 

[FieryButterfly]

With an iron and i stuck a 'y' after it

how did your computer explode?

 

[j1-2themax]

30 sticks of dynamite will make almost anything go boom.

How did you get on top of Mount Everest so fast?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Teleprotation.

How did you revive so many threads?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

i linked to them after posting in other threads

how did you destroy our alien overlords

 

[Neonbob]

I used fifty three strategically positioned nukes.

How did you blame zoidberg for everything?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

how didn't I he's an idiot, he sets himself up

how did you nuke the whales and not kill them

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I use a mudcrab...DUH.

How did you know the cake was a lie?

 

[Neonbob]

A computer told me about it.
Of course it was a lie.

How did you quiet your soul?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I feed it after it complained about being hungry?

how did you talk your way into the sexy Page 3 models bed

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I told them a knock knock joke.

How did you knew it was the butler

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I looked at the label

how did you knock the egotistical ***** from her pedestal

 

[j1-2themax]

I used a trebuchet.

Where the hell did I get a trebuchet?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I brought you one when it turned out the "*****" from my post was your ex.

how did you make the woodchuck that chucked wood not chuck it?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I explain about the rain forest problem in the Amazon, it promised not to do it and even join a eco group

well...actually...they're eco terriosts...but they mean well!

How many cup of sugar does it take to reach the moon?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

40 because anyone who eats that many is wired like a rocket

how did I grind on the girl and not jizz my pants

 

[j1-2themax]

Imagine the Big Show. That is all.

How do the fat people keep finding all my cookies?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

your shirt tells them where they are

how did you convince the fat girl to get liposuction

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I told her she could eat me.
How did you catch a grape in your mouth after I threw it in a different state?!

 

[Neonbob]

I used some awesome body shifting.

How did you get yourself off the watch list?