How did you do that?

[AgDr_ODST]

because I want to and Im in awe of your mysteriousness

 

[Sleekgiant]

How did I get so sexy

 

[Kiba Bloodfang]

Your mirror must be broken.

How did you fire your lazor?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You didn't. Its in your head.
By charging it first.

How did you create your own reality?

 

[Sleekgiant]

lots of mind-altering drugs

How does your hair do that

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Adaptation dye job. The artists screwed up.

How did you write so [sup][sup][sup][sup][sup]small?[/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[Sleekgiant]

fluently, because I speak every language

How come I'm out of 1UPS

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You used them up in a flurry of activity.

How did you cause and eclipse?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

by sending rosie Odonell into orbit

how did you help me launch her into space again

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Rockets. Lots of rockets.

How did you defy gravity enough to get her on any raised surface?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

LOTS of bacon, trust me if she wants it bad enough she'll defy any and all laws to have it

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Really? I should have known... Wait, wouldn't plain old lard suffice?

How did you break every flash drive in the world?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im the ultimate hacker, I need only blink to have acess to thier information

how did you procure every flash drive in the world for me

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cheat codes and lot's of patience.

How did you break every code in the world?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I grabbed my 5 number crunching buddies, we broke them in 5 minutes

how did you get the firing codes for the Goldeneye Satellite

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I guessed them.

How did you make a James Bond reference?

 

[j1-2themax]

I watch every Bond marathon I can. I could do this all day if I really wanted to.

How did you catch that chicken?

 

[Code Monkey]

I used reverse psycology.

How did you invent the atomic blender?

 

[Dark Knifer]

Well, my brother got me a science kit, and I tried mixing something in the blender...

How did your wallet go on a killing spree, starting with your cat?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't. I went to the future and back.
It was possessed by a bad internet connection.

How did you manage to worship Dagon to far inland?